10 Things I learned at ASS07
 

#1 If you prank somebody, they need the sense of humor enough to let you take pictures of the aftermath. Not slam the door on you.
#2 Tires suck, suck suck!
#3 Doin recon work is fun!
#4 The 3rd shift desk clek looked like peter griffin!
#5 Andy (Oldnuts) sucks at go-karts :lol:
#6 Mini putt was sane this year, we didnt break any putters or lose any balls.
#7 Scot and Mo are awesome as always!
#8 Dont ever tell people to pay for a car show that nobody is judging at.
#9 Jon snores
#10 ASS 08 will kick ass even more!!

#5....... so much of all the old farts talkin shit about gokarts. all i heard was... wait till 07 and we will teach all the "youngins" how its done. guess not.

#6....... its so much more fun though when you end up playing pool instead of putt putt

#9....... sorry i didnt warn ya marc haha.... me and richie left him alone the room last year and cuase our a/c was broke so we switched rooms.... but didnt wake jon cuase we didnt want to listen ot him snore haha

#10.... ill be back in 08

10. Give Greg a bed and a light and he can have fun for hours........LOL
9. A 7 yr old can put a 33yr old in the wall
8. Watch out for bitching people in the pool
7. Some people have no idea what chrome is
6. Ken's train horn echo's a lot
5. Cliff can catch air in a gokart
4. The Durango is not an Alero.............lol
3. Bringing tools to ASS is a must.
2. An upper motor mount can be changed quick and only a 1/2 beer job
1. Alero Owners are awesome people

Mark, your good at demo derby. You absolutely suck at racing. I never claimed I did demo derby. The only way you got past me was to spin me from behind.

From a new person's standpoint.

- Guys/gals are really cool to talk to and hang out with
- Go karting rocked (trying to race a clean race and having Scott, with his kid, and Kim put me in the wall. Marc spun me out 2 times, tried too many times, but finally spun me out and put me in the wall on the last race)
- Damn weather (way too hot and too much sun)
- 3400 guys that can't pass an Ecotec/5-speed
- Members helping each other out in time of need
- You never know what you are going to win

It was amazing!! New folks have to come out. If zol can make the 900 mile trip, everybody can.

10) For some odd reason, every few miles of ohio smells like a porta-potty
9) Joel is totally different in person
8) Peter (tnalero) is a pretty decent underwater swimmer
7) Go karting is only fun if you have a cart that can keep up with the others
6) Mark can pick up virtually any waitress at red robin
5) Who needs bracelets when you can just jump out your window
4) Scott is a human chimney, but a good enforcer in a 2 seater....
3) ALWAYS bring extra tools to ASS... someone will need them
2) People REALLY want to take pics of all the silly string on the floor of your room, and closing your door apparently is the same as slamming it.
1) ASS newbies are well recieved, and have just as much fun as everyone else.

#1 We have a lot of pranksters and fun people in the group.
#2 Marks body work and interior painting skills leave a lot to be desired.
#3 Cliff is white as a ghost, but does great cannonballs.
#4 Mark sucks at racing.
#5 I suck at demo derby.
#6 Zol is one of the quietest dudes I have met.
#7 Mo is awesome and Scot should thank God every hour he's got her.
#8 Mark is severely jinxed.
#9 The people that don't make ASS '08 will regret it.
#10 Scot doesn't pass out every year. :lol:

pfft i finished first didnt i? :lol:

Things Mo learned at ASS 07

* Being the tail "car" in a caravan going 55 in a 70 is really scary until you put on your hazard lights. Thanks Marc!!!

* Sears in Lansing Michigan thinks they can sell you two tires when you only want one. Go figure.

* Firestone in Lansing Michigan is really cool in the aspect of them staying an hour late to put Zol tire on. Very cool!! Uncool part is they beat the shit out of your tire and rim. The rim is ok though I think!!! Sorry Zol

* Marc still has the rep of dating underage girls!

* Stupid frickin people should not attend car shows..... What is CHROME?? Where would I get that done?....WTF!

* Scot drives me nuts for 3 months prior to ASS, but in the end, I really enjoy meeting and hanging out with each of you. You are a great group of people. We need 30 Alero's next year!!!

* Gregg is easily entertained.

* We need to get a difference source of cooking for the cookout next year.

* As always a fun time had by everyone!! Make the trip, I don't know anyone that have not enjoyed this event!!!

Thanks everyone for coming and we will see you all next year!!!!! It was a pleasure seeing and hanging out with you all.

Mo

:lol: she ended up being 18 this year wtf :lol:

Is that years or months? Lord I apoligize.

Huge Thanks to Scot & MO

I heard she was engaged or something to that effect.

na, both her and the 21 yr old were single :) to bad that was ffri night when everybody crashed early.....oh well

um... if we're talking about the blonde waitress... she had a HUGE engagement ring. ...unless she had a big fake ring on her ring finger, and told turkey she was engaged for no reason... :glare: honestly, i could have just been misinformed..

and i didn't say it before... BIG thanks to Scott and Mo! quite the party!!

funny, when i talked to her again she never mentioned her being engaged or anything of a bf at all :scpimp: proble a ring she uses to get rid of guys :lol:

#2 Luckily I was there with a spare! And Engine Mounts suck too! Thanks to Scott and all the guys for fixing it in less than 15 mins!!!

#4 I don't think any of the desk clerks liked me since I was always the one to call for towels or pillows (thanks audrey and mark) lol

#5 Scott was the one to tell us not to hit him while he had his kid in the car but that's just an excuse for him to catch us off guard.

#7 U guys were great Thanks sooooo much! And I love ur kids
Here's the joke the youngest told me and Jon last night:
"knock knock"
us- "who's there?"
"Beer"
us- "beer who?"
"I put beer in my koolaid and drink it!"
~~Scott what have you been teaching him! :lol:

#9 I never heard him so I must have passed out all nights before him.

#10 Can't wait for next year!!! Who wants to room with the crazy girls next year?!

10 Mark's Alero looks bad, but HE STILL DROVE IT OUT AND SHOWED IT!
9 Audrey screems really loud when getting hit in Gokarts
8 Scott's great at driving and cooking, but shoots his age in mini golf (62)
7 Jake is good at DDR
6 Train horn is a must in the "Ho" train
5 Homecomming show sucks with no judging
4 Alero owners make excellent Boy Scouts (always prepared i.e. sunscreen, food, tools, tents, chairs, beer etc)
3 Always bring your track marker to target the Durango parked in the Alero section
2 Scot and Mo are awesome!!!!!
1 ASS 2008 WILL BE THE BEST YET!!!! MORE, MORE, MORE ALEROS NEEDED!!!!!!

<------- raises hand

haha

im down:coolio:

Really? You were pretty restrained from what I saw but then again I was nowhere near your rooms. I was on the quieter side of the hotel.