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1. Michigan is a lonely drive.
2. When you get old Grand Am's start looking like Aleros.
3. I have the absolute worst sounding exhaust.
4. Following sleepy at night with his black out tails sucks.
5. Dr. Fellatio drives a Ford Escape.
6. Don't be surprised to see a lesbian orgy when your looking for the News on the Hotel TV.
7. Ion, Sleepy, and the red 5 speed alero guy in your trunk can give the apperence of lowering springs.
8. When Bennigans has more attractive girls than Hooters and they are fully clothed you know its time to close down the Hooters.
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