dood, you totally violated protocol on that one.
1) did you inspect the package for unusual stains or discoloration?
2) did you inspect the package for signs of tampering?
3) were there any non-descript markings or labels such as "To occupant"?
4) was there anything suspicious looking about the post-mark?
j/k man, looks like a barrel of fun! All you need now is an engine that can make enough power to justify them
By the way, about that thread title.....you forgot to say "No HOMO"