Ok so eff....
I'm not going to spare myself any embarrassment for this one...
Ok guys, stay with me on this... I'm part of a german folk dance group called the carpathia jugend group (youth group).
http://www.carpathiaclub.com/html/jungendgruppe.htm
^url for 100% maximum embarassment^
Yesterday when I was at the member's bar (in the club), they ask if I could help today and fill in for one of the guys. I was drunk and I sheepishly said yes.
Yes, I'm retarded. Yes I regret it heavily.
I'm with you in spirit, albeit a very aggravated one.