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Late last night, a man identified only as "Lanojoe" was found 100 meters off the side of a desolate dirt road in the middle of nowhere. It appears that his car had been traveling more than 10 times the legal speed limit when it struck a racoon in the middle of the road, causing the vehicle to flip and roll multiple times. The driver was ejected from the vehicle and thrown into the brush. No witnesses have yet come forward. Medical reports indicate that the driver died instantly, but might have been saved if he had a roll cage installed. His multi-million dollar life insurance policy is currently being claimed by an unknown person, only known as "doubleN0alero".