Who wants to room up at ASS 13? Few requirements

[Silentalero]

Ok so anybody who's been around me at ASS knows its safer to room with me than against me. So I have to choose a bunk mate carefully. If you fit these qualifications, we can talk.

* You aren't shy around women
* You aren't shy around women (yes i know the amod crew so i mentioned it twice)
* You don't sleep early. Late night debauchery is the best.
* You know guy code...nothing else needs to be said.
* You have a creative mind, because there is so little time and so many opportunities.
* You are not some lunatic who's gonna steal my kidneys mid night.
* You aren't shy, I can't deal with quiet people.
* Last but not least, you wanna be able to go back home with some of the best stories from the final ASS.


Some examples, Scott, do you have the vids from the room break in a few years ago? You know, the one where we got the door slammed in our face and somebody went into hiding.