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Old 08-02-2006, 10:22 PM   #1
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burnout

does anyone know how to do a burnout
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:24 PM   #2
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drive to like 50 mph and throw ur car in reverse
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:27 PM   #3
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:41 PM   #4
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lmao this guy
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Old 08-03-2006, 02:58 AM   #5
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lol

rev it up till you hit the rev limiter and then drop it in neutral
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:06 AM   #6
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find a wall to hold your car still, drive up to it carefully and slowly press your bumper to the wall....then punch the gas.
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:17 AM   #7
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make sure you start with the car in 3rd gear so you dont hurt your tranny.
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:34 AM   #8
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You need a friend to do this. The wall method doesn't work as well. tell the friend to place both hands firmly on each side of the olds emblem on the front of the car. Then, hit the "ets off" button by your shifter. Then, place car in neutral, till you hit the rev limiter, when you reach rev limiter, quickly throw the car in D. Instant burnout
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:55 AM   #9
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hahahaha omfg this is too funny
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Old 08-03-2006, 10:42 AM   #10
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you guys are too damn funny...
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Old 08-03-2006, 10:46 AM   #11
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If you do it AT THE TRACK they have a wet down area for burnouts.
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:12 PM   #12
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lmao what is this crap you guys are saying?
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:14 PM   #13
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hahaha its not serious burg...its the idea of a joke...you could also run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground
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hahaha its not serious burg...its the idea of a joke...you could also run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

You left out a major part, make absoloutly sure to tie the chain around the rear axle
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i like how bartram has the only serious response
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run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

speaking from experience, nothing on a car will hold long enough to do a burnout
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:37 PM   #17
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omg this is the funniest thing I have read on this site...
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:39 PM   #18
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Roll the rear tires over something (high curb or speed bump) set e-brake, put car in "1", slowly push the gas
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i like how bartram has the only serious response

thats b/c none of us will justify this question with a serious response...Jab is true, the only place to do this is at the track
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Maybe, but if he tries one of these half assed ideas, it could be a lot worse, esp the one where two friends hold the car back from the front
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