Dear beloved alermod member,
Does anyone here actually believe that an Ohio State Trooper would jeopardize his job and clear a State Highway just so some punk assed, half wit 19 year old maggot in a subcompact midsized 2 door daily driver can test his cars top speed? If you do, please follow this 5 step handy guide to enlightenment.
1. Go to local hardware store buy 3 feet of 3/8" thick nylon rope.
2. Locate a sturdy fixed horizontally mounted support at least 10 feet of the ground.
3. Stand on chair to elevate you high enough to access the support.
4. Tie one end of rope around support, the other end around your neck using a knot as demonstrated below in attachment A.
5. Kick chair on its side thus suspending you off the ground.
Also if you believe this guy has ever sat in the drivers seat of any F-body please refer to the enlightenment guide. Thank You!
Sincerely,
Rob (From Ohio)
PS I am sure this guy just resides in Ohio, he's probably originally from Kentucky,Virginia or West Virginia.