Top Ten Things I Learned At Ass '06

[Redog]

10. Little tarp tents kick ass

9. Put a Train horn in an Alero and watch teenage girls jump 15 feet in the air when sounded

8. Sunscreen, :Noooo: Some people never learn

7. Major companies care about our show :hide:

6. Hoilday Inn in Lansing needs ice machines that work

5. Pop is a good cook

4. People outside MI can win the Homecomming show

3. Next year, "Off" bug lamps

2. Abandoned Grand Prixs and Caddys hold many prizes, even if one of them is on 3 err 2.5 wheels

1. Silent is a bigger pedofile than Quagmire.

[jturkey69]

10 tents work wonders
9 thursday thru sun is a much better way to DO ASS>....lol
8 Chicago drivers suck
7 Kristin thinks this should just be "the guys trip", unless the woman is a total gearhead, or owns an alero...HAHA
6 dont listen to other speculations of possible traffic jams, just go the shortest way possible
5 the trip home is ALWAYS faster then the trip to lansing
4 we need more aleros to show up so we can just dominate the roll in for the homecoming show, and get all the headlines, and accolades.....not to be greedy or anything..lol
3 hotels need to be blocked in one area...with a view of the back parking lot
2 we need to get more group activities together, not in waves of a few people, and others not knowing where everyone went
1 no one is ever on time

[SweetNLow]

i think the problem with organizing more group activites such as when we went go karting is that its kinda a spur of the moment thing and on top of that i know not EVERYONE would want to go. and plus i rarely had my 2 way on me so i didnt think to call and notify everyone.......

this has given me the idea to start a suggestions thread to make next years ass better

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

turkey, I disagree with #1 and #5.
1: I got to the convoy meet spot early.
5: I left Lansing at about 11:30am and got home at about 12:30am.


my things I learned:
1: Don't let Marc clog the toilet because:
2: Brad won't get your room key back to you, and try to take a nap.
3: Sunscreen is a nifty idea
4: Ohio drivers in Imports suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
5: don't put too much blue stuff in, it'll get hard to fast and you won't be able to work it.
6: we might as well be sleeping in burlap sacks
7: Holiday Inn needs to invest in some fabric softener for the towels
8: the pool is AWESOME!!! (if you forgot sunscreen)
9: Apparently, it's perfectly legal to abandon your heap at the hotal parking lot.
10: the diet coke and mentos thing is for reals, yo!

Originally posted by AlbinoMonkeyRat@Jun 19 2006, 12:06 AM

5: don't put too much blue stuff in, it'll get hard to fast and you won't be able to work it.

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thats what she said when you took the viagra eh?

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

Joel knows what I'm talking about.

[ptrudel]

Originally posted by AlbinoMonkeyRat@Jun 19 2006, 01:29 AM
Joel knows what I'm talking about.

Quoted post

oh god that sounds even worse lol

[alero440]

Ok I learned one thing at ASS...

Don't listen to Joel when he says "Hey... go look in Richie's trunk.." Yeah that horn hurts.

[jturkey69]

Originally posted by AlbinoMonkeyRat@Jun 18 2006, 11:06 PM
turkey, I disagree with #1 and #5.
1: I got to the convoy meet spot early.
5: I left Lansing at about 11:30am and got home at about 12:30am

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i cant edit my post, but you know what i mean, i dont think we were all on the same time zone

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

[Silentalero]

ive got my top 15

#1 Dont let brent get #8 in gokarts
#2 Dont tell richie to ram the front of your gokart (its painful and also leaves 3 of 4 carts in the wall)
#3 Dont play Brent at putt putt
#4 Joel needs to staple his spare set of keys to his forehead
#5 80/94 sucks
#6 Those tents do kick ass
#7 sunscreen!!
#8 Train horns are purely a gift from God!! (i have videos)
#9 Cue sticks work better for putters
#10 holding a camera/2way and trying to drive and take pics is not an easy task
#11 Brent and Scot arguing is amusing (also have video)
#12 Once again 80/94 sucks!!
#13 Steph is cool but needs to hang out more
#14 Its funny what pictures you can blackmail people with
#15 Train horns might break hearing aids so dont do it!

[alero440]

Ohhh the lake was so refreshing though!!! Everyone should have come with me.

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

what did you need refreshment from? you were out in the dry heat of the sun for 45 minutes...lol

[Silentalero]

lol wussy

[alero440]

blah blah blah.

[Silentalero]

next year you better spend some time there

[Oldsman]

1. people can't run on time in the morning
2. some people are anti-social
3. Brent and I just love each other
4. Marc loves to hold up traffic
5. Marc also loves to exit from the left lane
6. must bring your own TP to McD's
7. heat makes people crabby
8. hotel security is cool
9. having aleros on tv kicks ass
10. trying to take pictures while driving a car with coilovers suck
11. having 7 aleros racing down the interstate kicks ass

[Oldsman]

Originally posted by Silentalero@Jun 19 2006, 09:01 AM
next year you better spend some time there

Quoted post

yea it would have been nice to have gotten to meet her.

[Redog]

^^ Scott I have to agree with #10 and 11

[doubleN0alero]

Okay, lets see if I can muster up 10...

10. A hot saturday forces some to seek refuge in the air conditioned car
9. Marc needs to have himself checked out because nobody should be able to clog a hotel toliet.
8. Scott's parents kick some serious ass
7. Do not eat condiments left out in the 95 degree sun all day or you WILL pay the price!
6. 2 smaller hydrolic jacks just aren't enough to move a grand prix
5. Scott doesn't know the way from the hotel to the homecoming show
4. aleromod members have no sense of the word "time"
3. Brent not only pisses off aleromod members but also some old guy that yelled at him for blowing the "god damn horn"
2. Saturns going through identity crisis should not join our convoy
1. Brad and Joel can co-exist at the same place and not kill each other