Another Newb!!!

[xstrong4lifex]

Originally Posted by cherrington17

ooohh. buffalo stopped doing that in the 60s.

its mostly just gravel roads now... or at least... they feel like it.

You said it best.

[ServO]

Man...the roads have to get repaired here because of the freezing/thawing in winter...otherwise everything mine as well be dirt. I HATE winter...I don't mind driving in the slop or during blizzards and freezing rain...I hate looking at my car with all the slop, road spray and salt residue smeared all over it. Too cold to wash her since everything will freeze solid, so while it's this cold I have to drive a car that looks like a football team ran a train on it.



appropriately enough...that is a crappy cell pic of the keyhole on my trunk.

Best Alero Porn Pic?

[99alerogirl]

welcome home. you seem just as crazy as all the others (that's a good thing). i, however, am the only completely sane one... gosh. i'm not crazy at all! just stay away from cherrington. he will attempt to blind you with his brilliance. don't look directly at him.

[Daytona]

Originally Posted by ServO

.....so while it's this cold I have to drive a car that looks like a football team ran a train on it.



appropriately enough...that is a crappy cell pic of the keyhole on my trunk.

Best Alero Porn Pic?

I think I'm gonna like this guy.

[cherrington17]

Originally Posted by 99alerogirl

just stay away from cherrington. he will attempt to blind you with his brilliance. don't look directly at him.

its like the sun... you know you shouldn't look... but you can't help it.



"...whats that big bright thing.... OOWW MY EYES"

[ServO]

YAY! It was 40 degrees and sunny today! Got my car washed and waxed...got those steele's polished up! The car wash took 20 min, and it took all of 45 seconds to get behind some redneck in a monster truck that had no mud flaps or anything...just spraying a fine mist everywhere he went...I thought about getting out at a light and stabbing his tires with my switchblade (a great tire deflation tool) to prevent him from assaulting any other newly washed cars on the road, but it's Friday, and that would mean I'd have to sit in jail all weekend...not gonna happen...It's not fair that just because the redneck hasn't washed his truck or taken care of it since like 2006, the rest of us that do care have to suffer.

[Dhoyle]

Lmao i think im gonna like you lols, i hate trucks like that >.>

[ServO]

Originally Posted by Dhoyle

Lmao i think im gonna like you lols, i hate trucks like that >.>

OMG they're the worst! Especially when the roads are actually sloppy...one of the small details that I really appreciate about my car is that it will hold an entire bottle of washer fluid, and I swear for a while there I was going through a couple bottles a week.
There ought to be a law though that says you gotta clean all the crap off your car before taking it onto the road...just a common courtesy to other drivers...there's people flying down the highway with 3 inches of snow covering the entire rear half of the car...they can't see out of thier back window or side mirrors, but decent Alero pilots are getting harassed over tinted windows.
I'll admit though, I do suffer occasional road rage...not to the point of actually hurting someone...but I did loogie on to the passenger side window of this B driving one of those Lexus SUV's that look like a tennis shoe a couple of months ago...the lady merged into my lane while I was next to her without even looking...I had to drive up on the fracking sidewalk to avoid a collision...I laid on my horn, and she gave me the finger...boy I gotta tell you...I popped, and it was on. The loogie was nice and thick...it didn't run or anything...just sorta stuck there like a glob of Jello or something.
Ahhh road rage.