Top 15 things I learned at ASS 08

[Redog]

15 Power failures suck even more when the body shop can't finish your car before ASS

14 The Beast is named correctly

13 Marc likes to showoff driving go-karts, but Scott and I tag teamed him and shut him up

12 My wife can turn over 20 car people aganist me to find out the sex of the baby

11 Ohio farms suck when spraying pestasides (sp) (The bugs fly into my car )

10 The Holiday Inn in Lansing really takes care of us

9 Real men only need one train horn

8 Clogged cats suck

7 Hooter girls love Aleros, but don't know how to take care of them

6 Heineken makes weak bottles

5 Wal-Mart in Michigan sells beer

4 I drove the furthest, but not the longest

3 Not enough people came to ASS this year

2 About 300 people are going to read this list and post "Dude, I def comming next year" for the 5th year in a row

1 Scott likes "Grippy things"

[[ion] C2]

yeah for 15 and 8! lol the body shop just called me, my fender and bumper are ready and i'll be getting them installed in about an hour.

[Alerosaint]

im def coming next year....lol...interesting humourous list...i want to come next year but ill be living out in cali...=(

[Redog]

Then you can get the distance award

[Oldsman]

15. The holiday-in rocks but needs to resurface the lot.

14. Marc does know how to use his turn signal

13. Go-karts ride like my car

12. Alero parts can be found at a swap meet

11. Hooters and Aleros, a perfect combination

10. Indiana roads suck

9. Pepsi and Jegs are TRUE sponsors

8. Even a 5 yr old can get a hole in one

7. GM is so broke they couldn't bring any cars to the Homecoming show.

6. Skunks can look at you funny

5.The Alero group is like the military won't go to bed til all have come back.

4. Ground beef on a pizza is gross

3. My Parents are so awesome

2. Matt Fuller is part Canadian...(see all you cats in the morning, eh)

1. Marc can actually make sense and have an intelligent thought.....Sorry Ken.......LOL

[Oldsnut]

15) Univ. of DePaul’s scheduling of graduation SUCKS.

14) How to attach a train horn with zip ties and bungi chords

13) Hooters girls and Aleros have high beams

12) Billy really doesn’t lick windows and is pretty cool.

11) Cold beer tastes better when around friends.

10) Scots parents really know how to travel to car shows, I got to get me one of those trailers.

9) Ion claims he doesn’t like fake Carbon Fiber buts owns a fake CF key chain. Does that make him a fake?

8) 2-way radios make the trip to car shows seem shorter.

7) Driving home at 3:30 AM sucks

6) Some school bus drivers look pissed all the time.

5) People in HHR’s think they are cool when in reality they are weenies

4) Randy suffers from white mans disease.

3) Not to buy $30 pop up tents, they will break every time.

2) The ladies behind the men of Aleromod have all the power and they rock.

1) Revert back to #13

[[ion] C2]

hey man i didn't choose the key fob lol

mfuller's quote was hilarious

[Silentalero]

15 It takes 2 people to slow me down in go karts

14 Country people are hilarious (when we went to get the trailer)

13 Indiana potholes are car destroyers

12 Cruise control still works at 135 mph

11 Matt never sounds sleepy on the phone no matter what circumstances

10 GM officially sucks (no cars? really?) I was waiting for an osv cube there for the least.

9 The pools were warm this year

8 The beast lives up to its name.

7 Train horns can be installed through elaborate zip tie systems.

6 Don't ever bet any of us $ that we cant spin you out in gokarts

5 I think Scot and me switched positions driving wise, especially when there is an exit within 5ft and we are 2 lanes over.

4 The olds show needs to bring back trophies

3 You tards who keep saying your gonna come, need to stop talking and actually go! (ive been there 5 years straight and the alero has been there 2!)

2 Driving the toy hauler sucks gas mileage wise when the alero crew decides to get on it

1 scot's family kicks ass year after year for putting this all together!

[Redog]

^^ Marc, you missed 2006