What I Learned At Ass

[Silentalero]

#1 Jturkey is really cananadian

#2 S/c bearings suck.

#3 Brent had a good bday and the waitress took a while to convince to do it.

#4 Always ask a girl age FIRST!!!!!!!

#5 Girls are hitting puberty to young these days.

#6 Id rather have a pic of me sleepin in a car than pics of my sunburn lines :P

#7 The first A.S.S. was a great turnout.

#8 Taking pics of convoy is fun untill the train is over.

#9 Brent got 2 wetspots on his bed.

#10 Holiday Inn pools have WAAAAAAAY to much chlorine in them.

#11 Turbo + Alero = GOOD MIX!!

#12 Next year bring my car

#13 Joel was really raised on a special farm

#14 Lansing is cold in the morning....

[Pimpalero03]

what i learned at ASS.

1. if i leave my dome light on for 6 hours.. the battery WILL die.

[Redog]

What I learned

1. Silent is a petafile

2. Oldsman is a dirty old man

3. If you see the top of a girl's thong, say "ARRRRRRR, I can see you pacth matie"

4. Don't look at the girls like Silent and Oldsman do when Ms. Redog is around. It gets me in trouble

5. 5 of us doing cannonballs at one time, gets people around the pool wet and pissed off

6. JTurkey is from Canadnia

7. I'm from New York

8. Sunburn in Lasning is as bad as it is in New Jersey. Wear sunscreen

9. Brent and Joel have an "interseting" relationship

10. Blue eyez, Jackel, and myself all drove over 11 hours to get there. Why didn't anybody else?

11. Silent, 3.4 Alero, and myself all get our asses kicked by Ms. Redog in old school Pole Postion

12. Slient can raise the roof in the little tikes house

13. bdyman and me have a lot in common, including buying stuff and wanting now

14. I'm the only one there with a poultion pump and smog control on the car

15. A really cool guy with a 6 speed SVT Cobra, can spin wheels, after calling us "The Fast and the Furious

[bdyman]

hummmm what did i learn????
1. me and red dog well the 4 of us have allot in common......small world
2. that marc can play the piano, to pick up the youngsters
3. skin turns purple after bad sun burn
4. that they classed us way wrong
5. on the way to lansing, realized we look like bobble heads in my car
6. next time bring water for my chamios
7. bring allot of sun screen

that`s it

[Redog]

5. on the way to lansing, realized we look like bobble heads in my car

[Youngblood77]

" 10. Blue eyez, Jackel, and myself all drove over 11 hours to get there. Why didn't anybody else? " Work is WAY busy, I'd LOVED to have been there...looks like y'all had an awesome time.

[Oldsman]

what i learned...........

1. pissing of girls b/f in the car is fun.

2. use your head and wear sunscreen.

3. bring swimming trunks.

4. Silent sucks at canonballs.

5. don't pierce your tongue your you'll sound like Turkey.

6. His name is Brent not Brad.

7. don't goto gas station for beer in Lansing.

8. Getting a ride in a turbo Alero will give ya a woody.

9. get a damn group pic next year.

10. don't dare Oldsman to pour beer on a sleeping Silent..............LOL

[bdyman]

my g/f tried to but everyone just kept talkin

[Redog]

Yeah I would have like a group pic

Next year I'll be my tripod and use the timer on my camera. Make for a good group pic

Things I learned while NOT at A.s.s

1. If she sez she'll call dont waste friday night at home, she might not call.

2. Alotta Bud Light and ALOT of Velveeta Mac and Cheese does NOT mix

3. Don't cruz my Alero thru outskirt chicago suburbs or 16 year old girls will hit on me asking if those are spinnaz

4. Dont be a Sally b*tch and go to A.s.s next year

1. SweetAlero99 is actually a dam nice guy.

[jackal2000]

1. even if its cold you can still get sunburned
2. dont put your mcdonalds trash in brent's trunk or he will get pissed
3. try to sleep more than an hour and a half in 42 hours
4. west virginia has really big bugs (most of them ended up on the front of my car)
5. be sure to bring enough cash for the tolls along the way (it was close)
6. if you want people to even notice your car, dont park next to bdyman j/k (your car looked awesome chris)

[Oldsman]

pick up your trash in the hotel parking lot and the car show parking lot

[StockAlero00]

I liked Oldsmopimp Idea Of what I learned NOT at ass this year.

1. If your going to take off work that whole weekend, You might as well go.

2. Looking for apartments In Lockport,IL; is pure trash

3. Always confront a person, so things do not get out of hand.

4. Bacardi Silver Raz tastes pretty good

5. Tribute bands pretty much suck

6. All the HIking i'm doing lately has been paying off. YIppie

7. Drag my lazy ass out next year!!!!!!

Originally posted by jackal2000@Jun 21 2004, 10:53 PM
2. dont put your mcdonalds trash in brent's trunk or he will

dont worry marc will get plenty of empty beer bottles in his car next year if it can even make the trip to lansing. i know its a long one.

and john..... i think u should add.....

dont drive on the ohio turnpike following sweet and a jetta doin 85-90mph...... cause u might nearly get pulled over..... or sidewipe a car like sweet nearly did.

6.All the HIking i'm doing lately has been paying off. YIppie

...doubtful

7.Drag my lazy ass out next year!!!!!!

ur not invited

[Oldsman]

lets stay on topic

[StockAlero00]

Originally posted by bulldogpants@Jun 22 2004, 04:13 AM

...doubtful

ur not invited

Your gonna have to do a lot more than just hiking to get your W I D E L O A D into shape!!!

[jturkey69]

1. everyone else has an accent...im normal
2. Brent is a very nice guy actually, although before i even met him, when someone mentioned his name i thought of the pic of him in an m&m costume..LOL
3. going thru the U.P. for a scenic tour to lansing is not worth it, takes to long to get to lansing
4. bring sunscreen, and extra swim trunks for scott for next year(like i did this year)
5. headers really make a world of difference in the sound of our cars
6.blueyez has blue eyes
7. bring more movies so silent and 3.4 dont fall asleep watching the "sound of music"??..lmao(not sure what they were watchin)
8. oak brook, Ill is a ritzy place with hardly any auto parts stores, and dex-cool coolant is not cheap
9.14 people cant make up their minds on where to go to eat
10. marc has no game...lol :thumbsup:
11. we all need to vote next year in the judging...not sure how many of us actually did judge??

[b-spot]

Originally posted by Oldsman@Jun 21 2004, 06:06 PM
6. His name is Brent not Brad.

Its because people are confusing him with the other aleromod ahoe