The 16 Yr Old Story

Silentalero · 06-25-2004, 02:36 PM

Ok heres the easy way to justify my title, lol

The tgi Fridays is in front of the hotel so everybody from A.s.s went to go eat there and this hostess who greeted us was just omg foin!! So whatever, we joke about it and a few of us are droolin ( wont mention names so nobody gets in trouble, lol) but anyways, we caught her lookin a few times so Im talkin to john telling him ok, you go for the blonde and ill go for the brunette. He agree's (chickened out though haha) and when we ewre done eating and about to leave I figure ok i'll go ask her what she's doin later and if she wanted to come hang out with us in the parking lot.

Heres how that conversation went.

Me: Hi, just curious what are you doin after work?

Her: (smiling) going home, why?

Me: Well a bunch of us are in from outta town..bla bla explaining a.s.s. a little and asked her what time she got off and if she wanted to hang out with us.

Her: Hmm maybe, how old are you?

Me: just turned 23

Her: Wow your old

Me: **smacks forehead because i already see it coming from this point**

Me: Oh no, and how old are you?

Her: 16

me:

theres no way your 16?

Her: ya

Me: no (back and forth few times, lol)

Her: Yea i am, my bday is bla bla (said it fast so she wansnt lieing)
***the whole time she was smiling and being really nice to**

Me: Well uhh we're still goin to the oldsmobile homecoming tomarrow if you wanna drop by.

After this I walk back to the table and of course the crowd gathers round to hear the results and I say..."She said she was 16!!!!!!!!!!"...the whole table..AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, hahah

after that john was like dood fok that I aint asking the blonde, shes probably the same age.

Ill let matt fill in the end of the story when he walked outside.

jackal2000 · 06-25-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Silentalero@Jun 25 2004, 02:36 PM
Her: Wow your old

lmfao, if she said that to you can you imagine what she would have said to oldsman?

:P

silent, that waitress from red robin never showed either. way to put the mack down. lmao jk dude.

Silentalero · 06-25-2004, 03:39 PM

umm dood, haha she got out at 1:30 am and we all hit the sack at about 11, lol....she probably did go but nobody was there...bhahaa

ptrudel · 06-25-2004, 03:39 PM

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Her: Wow your old

now that's a kick in the nuts ain't it?

jackal2000 · 06-25-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Silentalero@Jun 25 2004, 03:39 PM
umm dood, haha she got out at 1:30 am and we all hit the sack at about 11, lol....she probably did go but nobody was there...bhahaa

oh yeah, oops. lmao

Silentalero · 06-25-2004, 04:24 PM

lmao, yea considering im only 23 i was like OMG

this is the turning point in my life now, the first time i heard somebody call me old, now i know how scot must feel all the time, haha whadda biatch, lol

jackal2000 · 06-25-2004, 04:28 PM

i think you should change your title from "she said she was 16" to "she called me old"

FormulaNERD · 06-25-2004, 04:44 PM

well i'm glad to find out that this story isnt funny at all.

jackal2000 · 06-25-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by FormulaNERD@Jun 25 2004, 04:44 PM
well i'm glad to find out that this story isnt funny at all.

funny how? funny haha funny? this story is hilarious, maybe its one those "you had to be there" funny stories

Oldsman · 06-25-2004, 05:04 PM

Dood you had to be there to seen everything. it was funnier in hell.

If i would have asked her, she probably would have called me Dad........LOL

Redog · 06-25-2004, 06:49 PM

/\/\/\ No offense Oldsman but I almost called you dad too

I only saw you talking to her, I didn't know the whole story

06-25-2004, 10:26 PM

LOL!!! I hate when that happens.....
wish I came out, next year tho

Redog · 06-26-2004, 08:43 AM

Girl: I'm only 16

Silent: OK here's some candy then

But thinking about this last night at work I could only think of that sceen in Mallrats

"Look officer, that girl's only 15"

"15?!?!?! She told me she was 37!"

Tape playing in backround:

"Who's your favorite "New Kid? Call me Joey, Call me Donny"

06-26-2004, 03:00 PM

OK, so since I was the last one out of the restaurant, I walked by her, then decided to turn around and walk back in. I asked her if she was REALLY 16, or if she just says that to keep certain guys away. She swore she was 16, and even offered to show me her driver's license. I laughed and said no. Then I walked out and pulled Marc aside and told him that she told me she was really 18. As tears started to well up in his eyes and he started toward the corner of the parking lot to sulk, I told him I was bunnyin with him. A little low, but hey, the rest of us laughed at his expense!

Oldsman · 06-26-2004, 10:09 PM

yes we did...........................LMAO

poor silent

Redog · 06-27-2004, 12:08 AM

What's the age of consent in MI?

Oldsman · 06-27-2004, 12:12 AM

MI is not like the south and having 16 being legal...................LOL

And Son, older women are better or at least close to your age.

smokinAMD · 06-27-2004, 01:14 AM

I'm kicking my ass for not going now. My baby face and darling blue eyes would have worked for sure.

BLK03GXS · 07-02-2004, 07:04 AM

i think the funnyest thing about this thread is that oldsman keeps gettin made fun of and hasnt said anything about it yet

lol
What have ya given up? lol

Daytona · 07-02-2004, 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by Oldsman@Jun 27 2004, 12:12 AM
And Son, older women are better or at least close to your age.

I totally agree. :thumbsup:

But that probably was pretty funny. I used to go through crap like that at college parties only to find out the one girl I've been hitting on (or her hitting on me) was the only one there who was underage.