08-12-2009, 11:41 PM
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Well, if you hit them before you have the opportunity to yell obscenities (which is usually the case), that strategy doesn't work so well  |
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08-12-2009, 11:45 PM
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i would still yell obscenities at them... but they would be more like "WHY THE BEEP BEEP BEEP ARE YOU ON MY BEEPIN HOOD YOU LAZY BEEP. WHAT THE BEEP DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MADE OF BEEPIN TITANIUM?? NO! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID BEEPIN DEER, NOW A STUPID BEEP BEEP DEER THAT I HAVE TO CLEAN UP. BEEP!"
never hit one before, but i imagine it would go something like that.
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08-12-2009, 11:53 PM
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08-12-2009, 11:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 99alerogirl
never hit one before, but i imagine it would go something like that.
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Yeah, it doesn't always go like that. Antlers coming through your windshield at 70 mph is not fun. |
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08-12-2009, 11:59 PM
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little effers. i hate em.
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08-13-2009, 12:01 AM
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Little? They're bigger than us !!  |
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08-13-2009, 12:03 AM
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you've never seen me.. har har har
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08-13-2009, 12:12 AM
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Quote:
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you've never seen me.. har har har
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shes a 600lbs amazon. she has eibach on the passanger side, and stocks on the driver side... just to handle the uneven weight distribution when she gets in.
but yeah.... you don't really have time to swear at anything with deer. (i think wny has the higher per capita... i could be wrong though.. maybe it just seems like it) Its more like HOLY FAAAAA.... SMASH!
Believe it or not, I've found a good bassline to a song w/ a decent system is a good deterrent. They hear you coming and stay back. But i'll cosign those deer whistles. We have ungodly amounts of deer around here (so bad we have yearly "bait and shoots" ) and no-one uses those stupid things |
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08-13-2009, 12:14 AM
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or as i do it as the passenger (jon hates it)
well today was fu-- OH MY GOD!!!!!
that's all i can say when i see them out of nowhere when i'm the passenger
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08-13-2009, 12:14 AM
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I wouldn't care if you weighed 75 lbs, if you had spears coming out of your head I would not want you coming through my windshield. But thats just me.
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08-13-2009, 01:10 AM
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I'd be more worried about hitting a moose compared to a deer......
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08-13-2009, 02:19 AM
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thats cause ur in canada buh
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08-14-2009, 08:04 PM
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oh dear!
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08-14-2009, 08:54 PM
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lmfao.. yeh moose aren't too much of a nuisance around here hahaha
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08-14-2009, 09:26 PM
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You know what you can do when you see a deer, this only works if you are driving in front of me going 55 mph and see a buck 20 feet from the road, wait for the deer to look at your big ass 2500 truck and go back to eating grass before you decide to slam on the brakes for no reason, do that and you will never hit a deer. God Damn yuppies don't know how to drive trucks. 
Or you could do what my brother does when he had his 1983 caprice, use the corner of the front bumper to hit the deer in the neck killing it instantly having the ass end of the deer come around smack the fender and spaying crap all down the side of the car with no damage to the car ( besides all the shit that he never washed off). |
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08-14-2009, 11:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Afugy
You know what you can do when you see a deer, this only works if you are driving in front of me going 55 mph and see a buck 20 feet from the road, wait for the deer to look at your big ass 2500 truck and go back to eating grass before you decide to slam on the brakes for no reason, do that and you will never hit a deer. God Damn yuppies don't know how to drive trucks.
Or you could do what my brother does when he had his 1983 caprice, use the corner of the front bumper to hit the deer in the neck killing it instantly having the ass end of the deer come around smack the fender and spaying crap all down the side of the car with no damage to the car ( besides all the shit that he never washed off). |
both very good suggestions, thank you. I am scouring craigslist now for an 83 caprice AKA "deerkiller." I can even paint it yellow with black stripes and my cobalt can be its mini-me!
awesome, thanks again!!!! =)
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08-14-2009, 11:35 PM
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08-14-2009, 11:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pawzbear
both very good suggestions, thank you. I am scouring craigslist now for an 83 caprice AKA "deerkiller." I can even paint it yellow with black stripes and my cobalt can be its mini-me!
awesome, thanks again!!!! =)
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The poo from the deer looks like a brown fire ball, so yellow and black may not be the best color, my brothers caprice was gray primer, seemed to work well. |
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08-15-2009, 12:23 AM
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oh, ok, so you're saying it might clash? hmm.
what if i dont care that it may end up looking like a dirty mcdonalds?
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08-15-2009, 03:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pawzbear
oh, ok, so you're saying it might clash? hmm.
what if i dont care that it may end up looking like a dirty mcdonalds?
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lol mmmmmm McDonalds...
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