burnout

[No1wingsfan]

does anyone know how to do a burnout

[Pimpalero03]

drive to like 50 mph and throw ur car in reverse

[_01Alero_]

^^^ Lol

[MixtapeMessiah]

lmao this guy

[SweetNLow]

lol

rev it up till you hit the rev limiter and then drop it in neutral

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

find a wall to hold your car still, drive up to it carefully and slowly press your bumper to the wall....then punch the gas.

[FrankTheTank]

make sure you start with the car in 3rd gear so you dont hurt your tranny.

[NjRef511]

You need a friend to do this. The wall method doesn't work as well. tell the friend to place both hands firmly on each side of the olds emblem on the front of the car. Then, hit the "ets off" button by your shifter. Then, place car in neutral, till you hit the rev limiter, when you reach rev limiter, quickly throw the car in D. Instant burnout :)

[ptrudel]

hahahaha omfg this is too funny

[Trickyslick]

you guys are too damn funny...

[jabartram]

If you do it AT THE TRACK they have a wet down area for burnouts.

[burg03]

lmao what is this crap you guys are saying?

[doubleN0alero]

hahaha its not serious burg...its the idea of a joke...you could also run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

[NjRef511]

hahaha its not serious burg...its the idea of a joke...you could also run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

You left out a major part, make absoloutly sure to tie the chain around the rear axle

[jackal2000]

i like how bartram has the only serious response

[ptrudel]

run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

speaking from experience, nothing on a car will hold long enough to do a burnout

[TwistedDreams]

omg this is the funniest thing I have read on this site...

[Redog]

Roll the rear tires over something (high curb or speed bump) set e-brake, put car in "1", slowly push the gas

[doubleN0alero]

i like how bartram has the only serious response

thats b/c none of us will justify this question with a serious response...Jab is true, the only place to do this is at the track

[Redog]

Maybe, but if he tries one of these half assed ideas, it could be a lot worse, esp the one where two friends hold the car back from the front

[doubleN0alero]

haha...oh wait, what about putting bleach on the ground under the tires for extra smoke...LOL

[sound_xtreme]

You left out a major part, make absoloutly sure to tie the chain around the rear axle

what rear axle?

[NjRef511]

haha...oh wait, what about putting bleach on the ground under the tires for extra smoke...LOL

Bleach? Paint thinner works MUCH better.

[Trickyslick]

Keep coming back to read some of the shit you guys come up with...very entertaining.

[NjRef511]

I just hope the misguided soul who originally asked the question doesn't actuially try some of these things, especially the ones involving a friend...

[Trickyslick]

Just be glad you are not his friend...I dont think you are???

[NjRef511]

Nope. My friends have enough sense to

A) Figure out how to do a burnout
B) Know not to do a burnout outside the track

[Satsuriku]

plus.....i really dont think a stock alero has the ability to do so (well an auto may not but not sure about the manual)

[ptrudel]

sat you suck...mine does burnouts with a burnt out clutch...just yank the ebrake and give'r

[NjRef511]

No, A stock alero can definatly pull a nice burnout. I can't tell you how many times I've chirped tires pulling out of my driveway, or on a wetter day, pulling a full burnout on my street.

[Alero2k4]

Correction to above post: Make sure it's your mom that holds the car back....that's for bringing someone like this into the world...

[Alero2k4]

Haha, my auto does small burnouts with a crappy e-brake...

[doubleN0alero]

this poor n00b is going to go nuts when he comes back to read this...

[ptrudel]

lol...no offence to him but,

ask a stupid question, get stupid answers

[jackal2000]

lol...no offence to him but,

ask a stupid question, get stupid answers

from stupid people


oooooooooo burnt all of ya ha

[doubleN0alero]

from stupid people


oooooooooo burnt all of ya ha

owned LOL

[ptrudel]

jon you answered him too arsehole, so you burned yourself there

[NjRef511]

I like the mother idea, but the father gets off scott free? i think the best results is to have one on each side.

[jackal2000]

jon you answered him too arsehole, so you burned yourself there
no i didnt, i commented on bartram's post being the serious one. durrr de durrr. you must have been sitting in on some of brad's special ed classes and they rubbed off on ya. :)

[ptrudel]

perhaps...oh well

[doubleN0alero]

*Brad looks over towards the back of the room* "Pat, stop licking the window"

[ptrudel]

"its either the window or the desk..take your pick"

:p

[NjRef511]

Well, he's gotta practice on something....

[jackal2000]

at least tell us what flavor it is

[doubleN0alero]

"the snosberries taste like snosberries"

[ptrudel]

wtf's a snosberry?

[NjRef511]

wtf's a snosberry?

That's what I'd like to know. Maybe he's on something again.

[ptrudel]

i'm thinkin its like a willnot...

[jackal2000]

wtf's a snosberry?

its an imaginary berry that is quite delightful when tripping of shrooms and high on weed.

[ptrudel]

ah...never experienced those yet

[NjRef511]

its an imaginary berry that is quite delightful when tripping of shrooms and high on weed.

I've gotta get me a few of those then :lol:

[AnderbrA]

just cuz its Alero hottness, the best way to do a burnout, is use a little lighter fluid, and light the front tires on fire. makes good black smoke, hell, they might even call the fire department....

sorry officer, i was just doin a burnout in my alero, wasnt it the best.

At least thats how the professionals do it!

[NjRef511]

Nah, Lighter fluid is for people like double0. Real men use gasoline

[AnderbrA]

that would explain the snosberries then.

[doubleN0alero]

haha...damn i leave and i get thrown under the bus here...anyhow, nobodies ever seen super troopers? snosberries???

[AnderbrA]

Definition of Snozberry. Thanks Urban Dictionary. Sounds like Double0 likes his Snozberries. lol

#1
In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willie Wonka mentions licking snozberries. What most people don't know is that in one of Dahl's adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for penis. He was slipping dirty humor into a kid's book for his private amusement.
"...The snozberries taste like snozberries..." "What's a snozberry?" "I'm a trifle deaf in my left ear, next time speak up!"


#2
Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.
MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.

[jackal2000]

LMAO i knew brad was gay....

[cherrington17]

i thought pat was licking snozberries...

[doubleN0alero]

haha...look jon can't even get his insults right...lol

[jackal2000]

i thought pat was licking snozberries...

pat didnt know and brad mentioned it. it can be inferred that brad wants pat to lick his "snosberry". OMG!

[doubleN0alero]

clearly what i said si that he WAS licking the snozberries...poor pat, he can't even defend himself here

[jackal2000]

yea but whose is the question?

[kwhauck]

this is how you do it at a track......

http://thumbs.vidiac.com/4ad89989-bf9f-41c7-ba54-7b18259500c9.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/4ad89989-bf9f-41c7-ba54-7b18259500c9.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/4ad89989-bf9f-41c7-ba54-7b18259500c9.htm)

[nateb06]

D**M^^^ But seriously. Like when i got in a wreck and had a rental alero. just pull back teh E-brake, push down on the brakes then hit the gas till you have it at about 1200 RPM, then let go of the brake let the tires get smoking pretty good, then slam the gas and pull back teh E-brake. Instant cloud of smoke. nuff said

[BlackJack]

this is how you do it at a track......
Not too bad, who's was it?

Next order of business:

Be careful to avoid this -
http://www.groomlakelabs.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=835&g2_serialNumber=3

[Mr_White]

Mike = scalero's old car Kyle's new car

[steve-o]

Not too bad, who's was it?

Next order of business:

Be careful to avoid this -
http://www.groomlakelabs.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=835&g2_serialNumber=3

wow that really sucks, but this thread is too funny :p

[burg03]

snosberries, omg all of you are gay

[burg03]

Oh no not a blown tranny,that sucks

[BlackJack]

look man....the days of post-whoring are over.....it's OK to put your comments into one post :)

[alero440]

OMG, snozberries. I love super troopers! As for the shrooms, never did I want snozberries. I wanted ice cream ;)

[jackal2000]

OMG, snozberries. I love super troopers! As for the shrooms, never did I want snozberries. I wanted ice cream ;)

bs u didnt want snosberries! u know u love em!! LOL

[NFS]

I burnout is a great way to find out how much you don't have for a new trans-axle.

[ptrudel]

thanks arseholes...insult me when i'm gone eh

kyle, thats a sick burnout man

[doubleN0alero]

hey i'll insult you while you're here....now take that snozberry out of your mouth and type

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

I'm still waiting for the pay-off to all this nonsense (the newb comes back)

lol

[doubleN0alero]

haha, he's going to be like WTF??? LOL..."these guys are freaking nuts"

[BlackJack]

I'm sure he wouldn't be the first to reach that conclusion

[doubleN0alero]

...youre right and i'm 900% positive that he's not going to be the last

[Alero2k4]

If it was an honest question...he won't come back. He looks like the biggest idiot in the world after this thread....

[doubleN0alero]

well he was back on the 3rd...dont be shy man, we're only messing around here...

[strtrydr]

:lol: @ this thread...the newb is going to think that we are all:drunk:

[p1mptress]

snozberries??? I was going w/the 1st definition of the Willie Wonka one! But you guys are hilarious. I had enjoyment reading this whole thread for the last like 20mins. I can't wait till I can do a burn out like the one who posted the video.

[BlackJack]

heh, better get hot with building it then. It's not gonna fall in your lap

[Hustler]

buy a turbo or supercharge and punch it

[jackal2000]

buy a turbo or supercharge and punch it

all thats gonna do is hurt your hand lol

[xbxradxsx]

^^lmfao^^

[freakout]

Maybe, but if he tries one of these half assed ideas, it could be a lot worse, esp the one where two friends hold the car back from the front

:popcorn: Where can I buy tickets I wanna watch!

[oldskid33]

well i don't know bout u guys but i just simple turn traction off and punch the gas in first :):):) hahaha

[[ion] C2]

Epic Bump!

[adam337]

another noobzombie bringing threads back from the dead..

[oldskid33]

holy sheit my bad didn't read the date. i'm a nOOb but i'll grow out of it.... eventually... lol hahah :)

[adam337]

dont worry about it.. Every noob does it right away. Hence "noobzombie" if you continue doing it youll be dubbed "nubzombie"

[Kilroy]

Just think about it though, to a noob, EVERY question is a new question. :drunk:

[comanche]

Burnouts.... see here for more info.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/burnout-international/1708112688

This is really good...

[Midgear]

e-brake + motor oil on the front tires + 1st gear + gas pedal smashed to the floor = a trip to the tire shop to buy new tires, because they will boil smoke

forget bleach, water, even nail polish remover (ive seen it used..)

motor oil burnout smokes the most, and if you dont believe me, i'll make a video.. im getting new tires soon anyways :coolio:

[[ion] C2]

it's also flammable

[adam337]

whooooshhhhhhOH SHIT aghhhhhh..shhhhhBOOOM

[chubbyboy88]

Why don't you just rent a smoke machine and take a picture that way it look as if it was a burn out.

[[ion] C2]

the last post in this thread was 8 months ago

[NickAlero2000]

n00b zombie

[Nate's Alero]

oh damn!

[Bad99Olds]

houston we have another one...

[billytheman1188]

LMFAO. 2 n00bs bring back the thread from the DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

[bizarre179]

Im gonna write this down in a planner.... I am going to bring back this thread in another year (if someone hasn't done so already).

[billytheman1188]

This thread shall FOREVER live on!:lol:

[Nate's Alero]

Im gonna write this down in a planner.... I am going to bring back this thread in another year (if someone hasn't done so already).

oh mai......this is awful... the most pointless thread back in 2006! now its even more pointless.. who would want to even try a burnout whith their car anyway? it proves nothing and just harms your car an tires..

[[ion] C2]

like i said a long time ago in this thread, i think the guy tried one of the first few suggestions and died

hence this is his first only post lol

[chubbyboy88]

C2;404683']like i said a long time ago in this thread, i think the guy tried one of the first few suggestions and died

hence this is his first only post lol

R.I.P The Burnout Alero King

[adam337]

god help whomever he was..

[circeansleeper]

you all probably hurt his feel goods.

[fielder87]

1) Simply go out get in car, apply e-brake, drop er in first and start applying gas till tires start spinning and reving out, then shift it up slowly while dropping e-brake...2)(my favourite alero burnout but costs you bearings:))...find a decent hill and come to a stop half way up. apply ebarake, downshift-it and get-on-er,while at 5000 or so shift into 2nd then 3rd while dropping e-brake...by time you get to top of hill whole car is filled with smoke you have left a 150ft-er..and after smokes leaves car and you can see,while in "D", just get on it quick and tired are so warm they instantly light up....

[99-alero]

tray slide , that got me good smoke lol

[fielder87]

tray slide?.

[[ion] C2]

ugh noobs

you realize how old this thread is and how ridiculous it's gotten?

[fielder87]

not till after i was looking around. and yes this is a pointless thread(why not deleted),and you never awnsered the question to this noob..tray slide?

[Nate's Alero]

Don't go on a delition spree, sometimes we all need a good lol

[[ion] C2]

putting mcdonald's food trays under your rear tires and driving around.

rear tires slide.

[Ghadsphi]

No idea why but reading this thread an episode of pimp my ride came to mind and I don't care enough to google it but. How much do those tires that put off that pink smoke cost? I'm sure it's so much more than it would be worth for the HUGE laugh it would get. (Although it would make a good gag to put some on your buddy car...)

[fielder87]

dont we all need a good lol.and by the sounds of what a tray slide is im LMFAO..like what would posses someone to want to put mc.dick trays under tires...like what it accomplish..

[AleroDrime]

omfg seriosly have you never drove before at all, i dont know what motor you have or anythign but this will work on anythign,

drive car, the warmer the motor and tranny that better

chock the rear wheels

lock in emergency brake hold by hand

foot brake and gas utill rpm gets high

let go of brake

hope to god you dont jump your chock if you use one like a pussey

note* wheel chocks r for pusseys with no torque and if you hop it, your probably screwed

if its a 5speed hold clutch instead of brake, drop cluth instead of release brake, asking this question is like asking how to change a tire

[Nate's Alero]

dont we all need a good lol.and by the sounds of what a tray slide is im LMFAO..like what would posses someone to want to put mc.dick trays under tires...like what it accomplish..
this

epic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bhTE0P4_c&feature=related

[xstrong4lifex]

Put two bricks in front of the rear wheels of the car then floor it!

[Nate's Alero]

Put two bricks in front of the rear wheels of the car then floor it!

BURNOUTS SUCK!!

[xstrong4lifex]

BURNOUTS SUCK!!

I sure hope you know I was kidding...

[Nate's Alero]

:lol: of courseI sure hope you know I was kidding...

[xstrong4lifex]

:lol:

[Nate's Alero]

:lol:
:haha:

mine's better :)

[xstrong4lifex]

:haha:

mine's better :)

True true. :p

or is it. :yahoo:

[Nate's Alero]

True true. :p

or is it. :yahoo:

you are on!!!!
:dance1: :wtf2: :knob: :bs: :tool: :mad2: :naughty: :banghead: :drink: :hissyfit: :smokin: :biggrin: :gun:

[xstrong4lifex]

you are on!!!!
:dance1: :wtf2: :knob: :bs: :tool: :mad2: :naughty: :banghead: :drink: :hissyfit: :smokin: :biggrin: :gun:

HAHA!
:beerchug:

[jrim]

Tray slides are evil before they even start - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfvqIB4InWA&feature=related