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Redog
02-10-2008, 05:10 PM
These usually come out AFTER ASS but since it's now February 10th and ASS is only 4 months away, maybe this will make people want to come:

10. 17 Aleros rolling thru Lansing turns a lot of heads
09. Fire and Ice grill makes awesome burgers/brauts/hot dogs
08. The ground is too hot on Scott's bare ass
07. Over 500 Oldsmobiles at Homecomming!
06. Learning more about your Alero is easier to do in person
05. Go Karts, need I say more
04. People always look at the pics AFTER the show and say "Dude, I def going next year!!" and still don't show up
03. For some people, the drive is long and tediuos, but still make the trek. People within an hour of Lansing usually don't show or stay for the entire thing
02. It's a full & fun weekend!

and the number one reason to come to ASS 2008

01. We are now talking about it 4 months in advance. If you want to come, save now, and/or get the time off NOW. I already have my vacation put in for it :yahoo:

TheEdgeofSanity
02-10-2008, 05:19 PM
what day is it?

also, my car's no show car by any means so can i still come?

[ion] C2
02-10-2008, 05:25 PM
It's a sticky in this very forum: http://www.aleromod.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20953

And yes, it's all about having another Alero in the lineup. :)

I'll stay the whole time this time, lol.

p1mptress
02-10-2008, 06:17 PM
Yeah but those are not funny redog!! You need to find last years and post it up here.

Redog
02-10-2008, 07:29 PM
:lol: Yeah they are :lol:

Silentalero
02-10-2008, 07:35 PM
car is not mandatory, hell take me for instance. I've had my car there once over the last 4 years. Even then, its a maybe if my car will be there this year.

Silentalero
02-10-2008, 07:36 PM
Yeah but those are not funny redog!! You need to find last years and post it up here.

this year you need to be a better cameraman ya scared ass :lol:



Ok ok ill start off

#1 This year my gf is as bad as me with pranks so its safe to room with me early :lol:
#2 I hope I either have my alero ready to go or the new car im picking up this summer (if not ill have the bike on a trailer)
#3 This year we must say a prayer to the tire gods for no flats this year
#4 sunscreen
#5 Must find a way into the pool area for thoise midnight swim

misslindseysue
02-10-2008, 07:57 PM
03. For some people, the drive is long and tediuos, but still make the trek. People within an hour of Lansing usually don't show or stay for the entire thing


My second biggest lesson: People make of it what they want - if they wasted a whole weekend on it they'll have a better time than if they have something better less than an hour away. :p

Have fun guys, but I'll be spending Father's Day with my family. And my MINI.

Mischief007
02-10-2008, 08:17 PM
what day is it?

also, my car's no show car by any means so can i still come?

I won second place in the stock category and didn't think I'd win anything. Plus my hood was/is having major rust issues.

cavaliers60
02-10-2008, 08:26 PM
I am going to try to show up even if my car is in somewhat bad shape.... (interior wise mostly)...

tnalero99
02-10-2008, 08:58 PM
Its definitely not about getting serious about showing but to have an excuse to hang out with other alero owners and talk everything cars, having fun, meeting new people from the site, and acting crazy for some.

Mischief007
02-10-2008, 09:48 PM
Its definitely not about getting serious about showing but to have an excuse to hang out with other alero owners and talk everything cars, having fun, meeting new people from the site, and acting crazy for some.

Exactly...you, Chris, zol, and I had some decent conversations.

pimpalero2003
02-10-2008, 09:56 PM
silent
1 prankwar?
2 can i ride some?
5 jump frm balcony into pool

cherrington17
02-10-2008, 10:14 PM
^ no balconys... its an indoor pool. you'd be jumping horizontally, like 20ft from a bedroom window.

pimpalero2003
02-10-2008, 10:18 PM
um ouch f that would hurt there we go tie a bunch of sheets togther r someone bring a rope

cavaliers60
02-10-2008, 10:31 PM
If I go, I'll be bringing my video camera, so if anyone plans on doing any pranks, let me in on it and I will video tape it to post on here for all to enjoy! :D

pimpalero2003
02-10-2008, 10:37 PM
well if me and taco go just follow us. hahaha
what about some caravans ill be comming from evansville IN

tnalero99
02-10-2008, 11:09 PM
I go straight North from Nashville through Louisville, Indianapolis and then to Lansing. I could meet with some up that way if anyone is interested, we have time to make more definite plans.

pimpalero2003
02-10-2008, 11:16 PM
i cant even get on mapquest so yeah from what ynot told me its like 7hrs

jackal2000
02-10-2008, 11:30 PM
if joel and debra come i will caravan with them for sure. might be too soon for them to know right now. could probably meet up with any PA/NY'ers.

Silentalero
02-10-2008, 11:33 PM
If I go, I'll be bringing my video camera, so if anyone plans on doing any pranks, let me in on it and I will video tape it to post on here for all to enjoy! :D

I told my gf about it and she's game. Scary thing is shes just as bad as me when it comes to this :lol: You are up for the video job? Last year the camera man was a chicken shit and we got nothing on tape

jackal2000
02-10-2008, 11:34 PM
if its not on tape, it didnt happen. :)

pimpalero2003
02-10-2008, 11:39 PM
So going to have to find a way to put this video up from friday night. (it was taped on an orginal cammera) but ended up doing some crazy stuff.any one see bum hunter before? also pored beer down this chicks bare ass (that we later found out t was the time of the month for her) and let it trinkle down into a buddys face. i was crying

Silentalero
02-10-2008, 11:40 PM
if its not on tape, it didnt happen. :)

we had plenty of witnesses :ninja:

adam337
02-11-2008, 12:22 AM
Reasons not to goto ASS
1. im 16. no drinking which is basically all is done
2. im 16. no legal way of obtaining a hotel room id rather not sleep in my car.
3. im from north dakota. long long way.
4. most of the people there are old guys. :p

pimpalero2003
02-11-2008, 12:35 AM
im 23 and yeah no legal drinking for you that sucks

Oldsnut
02-11-2008, 02:13 AM
Reasons not to goto ASS
3. im from north dakota. long long way.
4. most of the people there are old guys. :p
PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was the oldest one there whippersnapper! :lol:

jackal2000
02-11-2008, 02:16 AM
Reasons not to goto ASS
1. im 16. no drinking which is basically all is done
2. im 16. no legal way of obtaining a hotel room id rather not sleep in my car.
3. im from north dakota. long long way.
4. most of the people there are old guys. :p

if pawzbear comes, i bet that will change your mind lolz

adam337
02-11-2008, 02:20 AM
if pawzbear comes, i bet that will change your mind lolz

maybe :p

pimpalero2003
02-11-2008, 02:29 AM
but his #1 reason is probaly the parentals

adam337
02-11-2008, 02:30 AM
^probably. who's parents would let them goto a car show over 1000miles away for a weekend with a bunch of strangers by themself? ill be 17 for about less than a week before ass lulz

pimpalero2003
02-11-2008, 02:34 AM
hell mine wouldnt of at least by myself get a group of buddys

adam337
02-11-2008, 03:01 AM
hell mine wouldnt of at least by myself get a group of buddys

that would work. but you see most guys around here find my car to be very gay. a chicks car. and would want nothing to do with a alero meet lol

pimpalero2003
02-11-2008, 03:13 AM
well thats when u kick them in there nuts. haha
what do they drive?

cherrington17
02-11-2008, 07:55 AM
if pawzbear comes, i bet that will change your mind lolz
thats if anyone ever finds out where pawz is....?


and adam, who said the name has to be in your name? just room WITH someone.

p1mptress
02-11-2008, 08:45 AM
if joel and debra come i will caravan with them for sure. might be too soon for them to know right now. could probably meet up with any PA/NY'ers.
I'm not 100% sure yet but we can meet up again.

cavaliers60
02-11-2008, 10:54 AM
I told my gf about it and she's game. Scary thing is shes just as bad as me when it comes to this :lol: You are up for the video job? Last year the camera man was a chicken shit and we got nothing on tape

Well I'm not scared. LOL bring it on!!!

p1mptress
02-11-2008, 11:06 AM
Marc if you pull a prank of the person I'm supposed to follow home this year I'll kick your ass. lol I'm not getting left in MI again this year!

jackal2000
02-11-2008, 11:44 AM
Marc if you pull a prank of the person I'm supposed to follow home this year I'll kick your ass. lol I'm not getting left in MI again this year!

all u had to do was follow me and joel through ohio going 85mph the whole way, but nooooooooooo.

Silentalero
02-11-2008, 11:50 AM
kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was the oldest one there whippersnapper! :lol:

the golf club fight was the best :lol:

Marc if you pull a prank of the person I'm supposed to follow home this year I'll kick your ass. lol I'm not getting left in MI again this year!

:lol: :lol: its ok this year i have time to plan.

cavaliers60
02-11-2008, 12:50 PM
Make sure you include me on this so I know where to be for best video footage. :D I gotta get a good shot on their expressions. :p And what's nice is I can take my laptop and upload it that night and have it posted on aleromod within 30 minutes. :D