Your Aleros Moded When...

[dcmoney]

you clear the corners. (but not before you bust the cover all up and have to buy a new head at the junk yard for 150)


Finished the statment.

[YALEROYNOT]

You lower it ( and drive on "sucky roads ) :rolleyes2: :lol: ;)

[BlackJack]

......you can smoke 95% or more of the street-legal cars at the local track.

[shiny alero]

the police officer has to ask you what model olds it is.

[YALEROYNOT]

......you can smoke 95% or more of the street-legal cars at the local track.

you belong to a website with people like him ;)

[Nate's Alero]

cops say that its a completely different car than an olds when they are chasing you

"uhh uhhh its a 2002 lexus!! oh i dont know!! just chase him!"

[cherrington17]

you wake up in the morning, suddenly, knowing exactly why the mod you installed yesterday didn't fit just right....

[Vinalero]

All you think at night is what else you could add to it.

[cavaliers60]

...your exhaust sounds better than a stock mustang's

[01silveralero]

u had replace the crappy engine/trans.

[dcmoney]

you pull up beside another alero and the driver realizes their car looks nothing like yours.

[bizarre179]

you look at other Aleros in a parking lot to see if they have clear corners.

[NickAlero2000]

You finally realize why you chose it over that Civic sitting next to it at the stealership

[p1mptress]

you realize after awhile you want to go back to a stock alero

[cherrington17]

^ modified? or driven by a mad woman?

[dcmoney]

you change already moded parts because you thought of somthing else

[Redog]

You go to the track and people stop making fun of it after you smoke thier buddy's Mustang :lol:

[Nate's Alero]

most of your income goes to bigger and better things to your alero

[01silveralero]

your alero is covered in decals just like ion[c2] (1000hp ftw)

[SittinOnChrome]

chicks at gas stations tell you, "nice mustang"

[01silveralero]

it bottoms out at every driveway and every bump......

[2fst4u]

your car has more parts on it from other cars than oldsmobile
(cavalier strut bar, mustang fuel door, impala brake light, corvette brakes, camaro exhaust, .....)

[2fst4u]

it doesn't run.

[TheMeaningOfLife]

You can step outside into your driveway and go, its starting to look pretty damn nice, glad i own it.

[paulyb]

when you buy a brand new lex so your alero can sit and be modded....lol

[darksobsession]

when you install a car alarm because you actually care if it gets stolen.

[darksobsession]

when it inspires you to go to automotive school.

[mfuller]

You spend more time wrenching on your car than driving it.

[bdyman]

the look on someones face when i hit the switches

[Mr_Reed]

You finally realize why you chose it over that Civic sitting next to it at the stealership

cheaper?

[YALEROYNOT]

its sitting in the driveway on jackstands and you don't know what to take off first and sell.

drive a newer impala that stock would roast the modded olds (mine). and you still miss driving it :( :cry:

[Valley olds]

When you drive around, and you see your alero is the only modded alero in the city.

[cherrington17]

When you drive around, and you see your alero is the only modded alero in the city.

you'd feel pretty bad about yourself if you happened to pass richie. :lol:


and i guess i'll chime in for him...


... when there is officially nothing left, thats available, that you can buy/replace on your car. :glare:

[Valley olds]

^I probably would, but for the moment, I drive the only modded Alero in all of Roma and Rio Grande City (where I work), and I am pretty proud, even if I only have smoked tails and cleared corners lol :scpimp:

[kwhauck]

when you push your wife for money for the alero every month for 3 years and counting........so it can smoke even the non-legal cars at the track...

[Nate's Alero]

you finish one and want another

[01OldsAleroGt]

when you continue to plan and pics inspire to make your alero more unique

That you have more pics of your car and inspiring pics of your car on your computer than your g/f and family put together

that your car is your pic on your celly

you belong to a site like this

you have a section on your IM program devoted to Aleromod people and alero owners

you convince your fiance to hunt down a 4 cyl 5 speed alero and convince her to mod it like the OSV

you and your fiance both love the N-Body line

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

when you've spent more on mods than the car is worth

[black00gt1]

ya pull up to a ricer at a stop light and they look @ you'r car and :( because they know you'll pounce on them:scpimp:

when you walk in the garage and have to think whitch beast do i take out today :scpimp:

when you'r @ a car show and the judges come look @ u'r car and are shocked you'd do that to you'r car.

when you are driving down the road a ricer rolls up to you and hears the sc and backs down because they know you'll kick there @ss.

[Satsuriku]

........when you have 6 billion LED's lying around and you feel the need to make your car look like a UFO and blind every person in and out of the car.

[black00gt1]

........when you have 6 billion LED's lying around and you feel the need to make your car look like a UFO and blind every person in and out of the car.


this i wanna see :haha:

[clutch1]

this i wanna see :haha:

:)
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950063_large.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950058_large.jpg

[cherrington17]

that doesn't do it much justice. try taking pics w/ the long exposure "night" mode. :lol:

[Redog]

You the the Mail man, UPS guy and Fed Ex guy on a first name basis ;)

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

ya pull up to a ricer at a stop light and they look @ you'r car and :( because they know you'll pounce on them:scpimp:

when you walk in the garage and have to think whitch beast do i take out today :scpimp:

when you'r @ a car show and the judges come look @ u'r car and are shocked you'd do that to you'r car.

when you are driving down the road a ricer rolls up to you and hears the sc and backs down because they know you'll kick there @ss.

when you go on the internet and you can't spell either of the "yours" correctly. lol

[shez]

:)
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950063_large.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950058_large.jpg

/facepalm

[black00gt1]

when you go on the internet and you can't spell either of the "yours" correctly. lol

ya ya ya still alil :drunk: from lastnight give me a break...:p

[Alerosaint]

when your wheel well gap is almost non existent

[guiguilandry]

even if you did a l67 swap with 400hp+ and you're still modding it... but you think of buying another one to do a v8 conversion because it's still not enough.....

[whiterider00]

...when you have to reassure people who are working on it that it is in fact an alero...

[guiguilandry]

also like they did to me ... when your car is uninsurable.... the insurance company stop your contract because they consider your car too heavily modded... now I need to find a way to get it reinsured to be able to run with it....

[darksobsession]

even if you did a l67 swap with 400hp+ and you're still modding it... but you think of buying another one to do a v8 conversion because it's still not enough.....

holy crap!

what are your mods?

[guiguilandry]

holy crap!

what are your mods?

you can look at my cardomain page but it' not recently updated i recieved a couple of new parts that will put me into the 400whp+ next summer... I'll do it when I will have my camera...
I'm a mechanic and did it all by myself... that's why it all costed me a mere... 20 000$ in two years.. I honestly don't know why I continue to mod it, it's already too torquey it spins even in 3rd gear with my 19's and 255's when I floor it... but enough thread crapping pm me if you want more info....

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

....you get the "huh" look from everyone else on the road.

....girls always want you to rev your engine outside the local night clubs.

....you have a hard time finding parts at parts store

....all your parts are custom or purchased online

[kwhauck]

....girls always want you to rev your engine outside the local night clubs.


:haha: :haha: :haha: LMAO, that has to be one of the gayest statements posted on here in a long time.......

[Dhoyle]

:)
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950063_large.jpg
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4610/901/24022950058_large.jpg

and i thought i was a light freak lols

[alerored04]

I agreed with Kyle. Gayest comment evaar!

[jayson_waltz]

^^too bad its wrecked now

when you constantly get asked if it is really an olds

[Cliff8928]

.... When you can go get parts and know the cars they were originally supposed to be on.

[Redog]

....girls always want you to rev your engine outside the local night clubs.



lolz, wut?

What are these girls, 13?

Yeah I have to agree, that is a pretty gay comment

[alerored04]

Cliff I love that too. Go to get brakes. I get to tell the gut at the counter front pads for 00 camaro rear pads for alero front rotors for 00 Impala and alero rears. He looks at me like im on crack.

[darksobsession]

you check aleromod more than twice a day.

[TheMeaningOfLife]

You check aleromod even after youe dne modding your alero and moved on to a diff car

[meadus101]

you check aleromod more than twice a day.

I check it like 6 times a day, and I have the worse alero on here.

[01OldsAleroGt]

Your home page is set to www.Aleromod.com Home to Owners of the Oldsmobile Alero

[Nate's Alero]

your post count is higher than 1500 in 8 months lulz

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

lolz, wut?

What are these girls, 13?

Yeah I have to agree, that is a pretty gay comment

its gay but true, theres alway's some drunk girl going rev it up its pretty pathetic but I've seen them do it to every kind of car.

[darksobsession]

I've seen them do it to every kind of car.

then it doesn't belong in this thread

[HazMatt24]

....girls always want you to rev your engine outside the local night clubs.


That's Billy gay right there

[travis-alero]

Your alero turns more heads than your two best friends' mustang and camaro. even though both their cars are faster and louder. mine is still sexier.

5661

[Alerosaint]

-When the GM technician opens your hood, Gasp, then refuse you service because they dont know where to start

-You can no longer use some of the specification or stats found in the haynes manual

-Your IDI cover says Quad 4

[meadus101]

The guy who put the tires on your rims pops your trunk to put your old ones in there and lifts it up the tire and says "Oh.... Shit.... Not fitting there..."

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

you wouldn't fit 4 tires in the trunk even if you didn't have anything in there before.....

[HazMatt24]

there's cum stains in your passenger seat after driving Billy's sister down a bumpy road because the suspension is so stiff

your driveway is as scratched up as my back after my honeymoon because the car is so low

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

there's cum stains in your passenger seat after driving Billy's sister down a bumpy road because the suspension is so stiff
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Satsuriku]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


X2.......OWNED!!!

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

BTW, I never seen Billy's sister...pics???

[HazMatt24]

Billy put pictures of his sisters up here a long ass time ago. Anybody privy to his myspace page can seem them there too

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

hahaha I had to look up the myspace links on here, found his link...cruised around. here's his sisters and his mom. I'd do 'em all, if it weren't for that marriage thing. lol



http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/l_ebd0f26a5d3d44cbac372aaffda0be4d.jpg

[darksobsession]

hahaha I had to look up the myspace links on here, found his link...cruised around. here's his sisters and his mom. I'd do 'em all, if it weren't for that marriage thing. lol



http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/l_ebd0f26a5d3d44cbac372aaffda0be4d.jpg

the girl on the left is zombified!

[worknprog.99]

you pull up beside another alero and the driver realizes their car looks nothing like yours.

:haha:
i dont know why but this one makes me laugh lol i can relate

[InFaMoUs_ALERO_210]

because in every angle that you look at it it just looks beutiful...

[shonky_alero]

when old guys at gas stations admire how clean your car is

[Nate's Alero]

hahaha I had to look up the myspace links on here, found his link...cruised around. here's his sisters and his mom. I'd do 'em all, if it weren't for that marriage thing. lol



http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/l_ebd0f26a5d3d44cbac372aaffda0be4d.jpg

relating to a previous post, "ABM would screw it if it had a hole and a pulse...":haha:

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

the older you get, the lower your standards. doesn't mean I don't recognize ugliness vs hotness. the one in the black dress with her hair down is the hottest. I wouldn't mind sloppy seconds on her. but the others....I can live without. (I can live without any of them really...just sayin')

[natedawg9640]

correct. but sloppy seconds? depends how sloppy we're talking

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

let's just say...I'm not down with the Houston 500. ick.

[will176]

lol getting back on topic.... when people's opinions on your car change when you pop the hood ( a clean engine bay goes a long way)

[Alerosaint]

when there is no olds logo to be found

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

lol getting back on topic.... when people's opinions on your car change when you pop the hood ( a clean engine bay goes a long way)
I agree with this one a LOT. my old boss (when I worked at the grocery store) always ragged on me for HAVING an Alero...then one day, his Grand Prix needed a jump, so I pulled up next to him and he saw the intake, and he stopped ragging on me for it. Instead, he told me a few websites for local meets and a couple tips for racing at the track. his tips helped me get to a near perfect R/T, and beat a few Mustang GT's too. (perfect R/T at that track is .500, while my best was a .501,a nd next best was a .499, even though it was a red light.)

[xXManwhoreXx]

when there is no olds logo to be found

New steering wheel and head unit?

[Alerosaint]

^^ sure y not...that would be a pretty modded alero wouldnt it...lol

-when it sports dual pipes....

[will176]

when you take off at stoplights and leave ricers in the dust thats the absolute best... i go civic hunting whenever i can

[KenshinZero]

When the cost of parts adds up to the cost of a new car, or more. lol

[darksobsession]

when you fail a safety check because you followed all the faqs on aleromod

[Alerosaint]

when you headlights are at least 4300k...HID FTW

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

when you fail a safety check because you failed to follow all the faqs on aleromod
fixed. none of us have failed an inspection, unless it was just because of us being stupid. our FAQ's are top notch.

[Dhoyle]

you know ur alero is modded, when people at work make fun of you for wasting you money >.< and you just smile and say hey its my money oh well its cheap but oh well

[Redog]

:haha:
i dont know why but this one makes me laugh lol i can relate

Me too

[Alerosaint]

You know you alero is modded when it can go well beyond 105mph

[NickAlero2000]

when you can't think about anything else but what to do next

[sburke]

you use vacation time just to add something new

[Alerosaint]

^^ lol I i done that too

you know you alero is modded when your using a propane torch at add a part...

[mfuller]

When all you want for christmas is a plasma torch.

[Cliff8928]

When all you want for christmas is a plasma torch.

You mean that's not on everyone's list?

[kwhauck]

it wasn't on mine, i wanted a TIG welder......lol

[clutch1]

I wanna be able to tig weld. :p It's hard!! Or maybe I'm just inept. haha.

I could go for a nice MIG welder though, yeaaa!

[darksobsession]

tig? mig?

[Dhoyle]

i got another one.... when theres only 2 guys on this site that you kno, live in your state....I hate florida

[YALEROYNOT]

you know ur alero is modded, when people at work make fun of you for wasting you money >.< and you just smile and say hey its my money oh well its cheap but oh well

this is where my name came from " why are you modding and alero ? why not "

it wasn't on mine, i wanted a TIG welder......lol

I wanna be able to tig weld. :p It's hard!! Or maybe I'm just inept. haha.

I could go for a nice MIG welder though, yeaaa!

tig? mig?

tig welding isn't hard just takes time under the hood. no one can learn to weld from a book.

a good starter welder is the $200 harbor freight tig set up. most people aren't going to be using it for production and its a good welder for the money (I have one , I work with welders everyday at work ) it will you get started . I also have a miller MIG and a lincon stick (jazz box).

[clutch1]

I worked at it for like 2 weeks in a welding class once I finished up MIG and SMAW, and it just absolutely wouldn't work for me. I could run good puddles on a flat surface.. bronze colored and uniform width, but once I tried adding filler the process just wouldn't work for me.

but enough of my sad story, lol. :p

[Chipmunk-Alero]

I have a Lincoln Stick (Jazz Box) welder. Use it all the time.

[econewb22]

when you blow away an eclipse with your 4-door "grandma car" and afterward the other driver is too embarrassed to talk to you.

[guiguilandry]

hello noob... When you just bought a 1300 $ coilover custom made kit specially made four your car

[_01Alero_]

You know your alero is modded when you get it out of storage for the winter and the next day it gets broken into.

Now thats attracting all the right people *cough* sarcasim *cough*

[KenshinZero]

:lol:

[black00gt1]

when you put a magnacharger on you'r car and ppl dont ask if it's a turbo

"has alot of that with the rsm kit"

[StoopidAlero]

When you dig up old threads just to state your mods...

[guiguilandry]

lolol