im also new

[Eric Neal]

hey guys whats up this is the first thing i have done like this. i first drove a 96 taurus but wrecked it last summer. The cheapest and coolest car we found was a 03 4dr red Alero which i now drive and love. i see alot of potential in it but i have absolutley no idea about cars. Everyday im online looking at other cool aleros and watching things on youtube when i came across this website. i hope you guys can help me out lol. ill check other threads and abuse the search button:haha:

[99alerogirl]

cut out your cat, tint your windows that two-toned chrome and black, put a huge aluminum spoiler on it, and oh oh oh, those cool vents and stickers from pep boys!!!!!!!



no but really, clear your corners. and welcome!

[Bad99Olds]

in response to your thread title, i dont give a shit.

welcome.

[natedawg9640]

ignore her... she's loopy.

welcome

[dragon8807]

welcome

[kwhauck]

welcome.....you should join my non-cleared corners gang....

[[ion] C2]

http://www.j-body.org/global/images/emoticons/dc.gif

[99alerogirl]

welcome.....you should join my totally lame gang....

fixed.

[Bad99Olds]

welcome.....you should join my non-cleared corners gang which 99alerogirl cant join because shes a smartass....

re-fixed

[billytheman1188]

Welcome to aleromod! have fun and dont take anything too personal:lol:

[kwhauck]

welcome.....you should join my non-cleared corners gang which 99alerogirl cant join because shes a smartass....unless she washes scot's car at ass in a bikini with $5 live-feed onto aleromod with all paypal proceeds going to my engine build


re-re-fixed....

[Bad99Olds]

welcome.....you should join my non-cleared corners gang which 99alerogirl cant join because shes a smartass....unless she washes scot's car at ass in a bikini with $5 live-feed onto aleromod with all paypal proceeds going to my engine build, which bad99olds could certainly facilitate and sponser as one of his launch projects, because he is a business mastermind


re-re-re fixed

[Eric Neal]

i think im down with watching that. but ill join the non cleared corners gang... i actually kinda like them

[Bad99Olds]

i think im down with watching that. but ill join the non cleared corners gang... i actually kinda like them

hey, you are far too new to oogle the goods. u must have atleast 80 points to leghump. read the forum rules damnit.

[econewb22]

:Hi: do clear the corners and if u need help visit ion's website he has

p.s. 4 doors r the best:ninja:

[leoalero]

welcome

[kwhauck]

damn i tell you what when my great mind and badolds' great mind teams up, it's scary, we just.....you know?

[natedawg9640]

hey, you are far too new to oogle the goods. u must have atleast 80 points to leghump. read the forum rules damnit.


I believe you meant 50 Post Minimum is needed... please issue warnings accordingly.

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

Welcome! Red Alero's Rock

[Bad99Olds]

damn i tell you what when my great mind and badolds' great mind teams up, it's scary, we just.....you know?

i mean hey, great minds think alike. i smell a trans-continental business partnership.

[Eric Neal]

woah, its like amazing here. you all have aleros and love them and i think you could all say anything to anyone trash talking them.... Im home

[cherrington17]

kyle... does lindsey approve of you exploiting other females to fund your projects? :lol:

welcome aboard the crazy train....

[99alerogirl]

woah, its like amazing here. you all have aleros and love them and i think you could all say anything to anyone trash talking them.... Im home

heck, we could say anything to anyone not trash talking them.

[Bad99Olds]

heck, we could say anything to anyone not trash talking them.

perfect example. i love your breasteseseses.

[Bad99Olds]

woah, its like amazing here. you all have aleros and love them and i think you could all say anything to anyone trash talking them.... Im home

woah, its like, you found an internet forum, like the other 100000000 out there, where people have a common passion and talk shit to eachother. god you are a real web colombus. congrats on finding the new world.

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

^LMAO :lol:

[Bad99Olds]

^LMAO :lol:

hey, you dont have enough posts to laugh at me flaming the noob. would someone PLEASE read the god damn forum rules.

[cherrington17]

and in comparison.. you don't have enough to ridicule the slow posters for laughing at you, harassing a noob. so you too... need to read the rules.

[Bad99Olds]

my true post count is over 3,000. considering my join date, i would say my activity more than warrents the harassing of the slow posters. you are only entitled to a voice equal to your participation in the system. this is not a democracy damnit.

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

I'll laugh at whoever I choose to. ;)

[Bad99Olds]

god your such a rebel, im impressed. you may have just started a revolution.

[kwhauck]

i laugh at you and your silly hubcaps.....you should spray paint them red

[kwhauck]

damn, posted before me, oh well, my high-ranking status and post count warrants a double post every now and again

[kwhauck]

or triple

[Bad99Olds]

damn, posted before me, oh well, my high-ranking status and post count warrants a double post every now and again

i like your style, and undertanding of the true constitution this site is governed by, regardless of what the fancy rednames say. besides, us greenames are equivelant to landed aristocracy, so we get privelages over the blue names. its a color thing, you know? lol.

[kwhauck]

kyle... does lindsey approve of you exploiting other females to fund your projects? :lol:

welcome aboard the crazy train....

pretty sure, since not too long ago lindsey was responding to a post of alerogirl's withlet's make out!!

[kwhauck]

hey!!! who you calling green!!

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9449/whiteflouryr1.jpg

[cherrington17]

pretty sure, since not too long ago lindsey was responding to a post of alerogirl's with

and we still don't have video of such a meeting...why is that kyle... WHY!?!

[Bad99Olds]

and we still don't have video of such a meeting...why is that kyle... WHY!?!

because he is selfish. if it is distributed, i have exclusive rights. its part of out agreement.

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

i laugh at you and your silly hubcaps.....you should spray paint them red
Just waiting for the snow to melt they'll be gone.

[kwhauck]

Just waiting for the snow to melt they'll be gone.

snow melts away your hubcaps!!! :eek: :lol:

[Bad99Olds]

snow melts away your hubcaps!!! :eek: :lol:

god those are some low quality hubcaps. water soluable. yikes. do you wrap them in trash bags when it rains?

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

snow melts away your hubcaps!!! :eek: :lol:

LOL no I'm buying rims and Tires. I just don't want them on while the streets are still snow covered and salty.

[kwhauck]

or you could rock the hubcaps and spend the money you are using for rims and tires into a turbo setup......

[Bad99Olds]

fast alero with hubcaps is cooler than a slow alero with rims

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

I could but it still wouldn't be enough money.

[kwhauck]

just get some goofy gas then......it's cheap and addicting, like street walkers and mexiweed

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

I wouldn't run goofy gas with out a built engine.

[Bad99Olds]

I wouldn't run goofy gas with out a built engine.

pussy.

[Daytona]

Welcome aboard!

[lonnie]

Welcome...and clear your hood!

[TheEdgeofSanity]

welcome. everyone knows you can't clear your hood but checking your blinker fluid is a must! it gets drity on our cars pretty quickly and could result in sudden engine/transmission/paint failure.

[lonnie]

If you ever run into a situation where you need a few more inches...just pick up a stretch wrench from a reputable auto parts place...should have what you are looking for!

[cherrington17]

stretch wrench!?


...but i'm still saving for my Direct Exhaust Injection system!

[jackal2000]

welcome.

[Nate's Alero]

stretch wrench!?


...but i'm still saving for my Direct Exhaust Injection system!

that was, :lol:

[kwhauck]

I wouldn't run goofy gas with out a built engine.

why not, with a good tune, it's not a big deal at all....

[Bad99Olds]

what a noob....

[kwhauck]

wtf? are you post stalking me, that's not part of our inter-states business agreement.....

[Bad99Olds]

haha no, i just have it up and keep refreshing it. and you need to start pulling your weight in this agreement, i mean hell, i already started a company, so lets see some productivity damnit.

[kwhauck]

i'm working on it damnit........jeez you are so verbally abusive in this relationship and i don't know how much longer i can take it!!!

[Bad99Olds]

kyle, ive seen your significant others posts, and im sure she can deliver a verbal ass whooping worse than i can. lol. now man up, and be productive. before i chris brown your ass.

[Bad99Olds]

i refuse to clear my corners, because i like the amber/yellow color with the green, and I am a nonconformist. people who clear their corners are so mainstream.

[cliffordwoeller]

re-re-re fixed
Lmao Man I think I need to go to ass this year, although I know I cant really go I would still wanna see that. I am prob one of the few that would admit that I would pay to see that lol

[cherrington17]

cliff... how did you delete your own post??

[Bad99Olds]

i was thinking the exact same thing...

[jackal2000]

u guys are fucking noobs. click edit and then delete. srsly.

[cherrington17]

why has that never been there before??

[cliffordwoeller]

lmao I dunno I am just talented ? or maybe I more vip ?lol just kidding cherry

[Bad99Olds]

bitch please, I am THE vip. you best step correct.

[kwhauck]

so possible business names trying to hold up my end....

Bitch Please, Inc.
Non-Cleared, LLC
VIP Nuckas, LLC

[Bad99Olds]

im digging vip nuckas LLC, because we certainly need the limited liability part. lol. now find some girls willing to get naked for money.

[cherrington17]

isn't this where hazmatt comes in?

[Bad99Olds]

isn't this where hazmatt comes in?

you are correct, he and I have a loosely affiliated business arangement. So we would have kyle, hazmat, and myself. Un-freaking-stopable.

[cherrington17]

gotta throw grim in, for the east coast connection... and the satan's business is formed.

[Bad99Olds]

gotta throw grim in, for the east coast connection... and the satan's business is formed.

im on the east coast, lol. and yes, i agree. that is the ultimate satan enterprise. i like it.

[cherrington17]

doh... for some reason i thought you were in the middle...

N.Virginia.. i dun reed good!

[Bad99Olds]

doh... for some reason i thought you were in the middle...

N.Virginia.. i dun reed good!

and ur in me school? scary. i dont want u treating me. confusing loratadine and lortab. dangerous.

[circeansleeper]

kyle... does lindsey approve of you exploiting other females to fund your projects? :lol:


I do to a certain extent as I exploit myself and other females in order to gain rodding time on the 'ho', and even then he is selfish enough to deny me.

[cherrington17]

and ur in me school? scary. i dont want u treating me. confusing loratadine and lortab. dangerous.

nope... just osseous adjustments. no meds.

worst thing i could give a wrong "prescription" for... is giving your vitamin D instead of C. :glare:


ohh... i made myself sad..... :cry:



:lol:

[Eric Neal]

holy effing shit you guys kept this thread going for almost 12 hours:thumb:

[Bad99Olds]

holy effing shit you guys kept this thread going for almost 12 hours:thumb:

please this is just something i did because it amused me. this thread could live forever. you just dont know.

[cherrington17]

go look up kruc1fix's...



you could swear he was a skantily dressed female!

[Bad99Olds]

go look up kruc1fix's...



you could swear he was a skantily dressed female!

was tooles even that long?

[99alerogirl]

probably not... i don't remember. i may not have even posted one, but probably did.

[cherrington17]

dunno

she immediately started talking about cars/engines... we were all dumbfounded

[Bad99Olds]

probably not... i don't remember. i may not have even posted one, but probably did.

i think u did, i dont remember, nor is it really that important, but as the resident female, and defacto sex object, i feel like you are under appreciated.

[99alerogirl]

i think u did, i dont remember, nor is it really that important, but as the resident female, and defacto sex object, i feel like you are under appreciated.

why thank you.

[econewb22]

he just wants in ur pants!

[billytheman1188]

he just wants in ur pants!

yea, as do the other 30 guys who constantly bother her:lol:

[Bad99Olds]

yea, as do the other 30 guys who constantly bother her:lol:

pump yo breaks. that was a compliment thinly veiled behind me being a dick. ill let you all in on a secret, the way you a want into a girls is pants, is because i get in.

[billytheman1188]

pump yo breaks. that was a compliment thinly veiled behind me being a dink. ill let you all in on a secret, the way you a want into a girls is pants, is because i get in.

im pumping....pumping.....ahhhh fuck! no braaaaaaaaaaaaaakes:lol: every time this girl posts theres always the saaaaaaaaame people posting right after her making stupid remarks. idk how she puts up with it, big ups to her though!

[Bad99Olds]

im pumping....pumping.....ahhhh eff! no braaaaaaaaaaaaaakes:lol: every time this girl posts theres always the saaaaaaaaame people posting right after her making stupid remarks. idk how she puts up with it, big ups to her though!

theres a differnce between leghumping and witty banter.

[billytheman1188]

theres a differnce between leghumping and witty banter.

lol, their both annoying:lol:

[Bad99Olds]

lol, their both annoying:lol:

debatable. however leghumping is creeping, witty banter, if done properly, is not.

[billytheman1188]

debatable. however leghumping is creeping, witty banter, if done properly, is not.

true.....but only few are good at "witty banter"....the rest are just starved for attention:lol:

[Bad99Olds]

true.....but only few are good at "witty banter"....the rest are just starved for attention:lol:

im pretty good at it most of the time, when im making an effort. sometimes the leghumping is just easier. lol.

[econewb22]

damn u 2 r goin back and forth

i just keep comin back to read!

[Bad99Olds]

haha, billy and I have a pretty good rapport

[econewb22]

the funny thing is that this thread started with a new kid introducin himself:lol:

[Bad99Olds]

eh, he bored me. threadjacked.

[econewb22]

as long as he isnt one of the guys who joins, says hi and then never gets on here again...he can be boring so long as he is an active member


hell...im boring!:lol: but im on here every day and i post too!

[billytheman1188]

haha, billy and I have a pretty good rapport

lol hell yea

[Redog]

Welcome to the site

[cherrington17]

the funny thing is that this thread started with a new kid introducin himself:lol:

and he did... now its the post whores job to drive it soo far into the ground, no-one has a clue as to what they are talking about anymore....

[cliffordwoeller]

im pumping....pumping.....ahhhh eff! no braaaaaaaaaaaaaakes:lol: every time this girl posts theres always the saaaaaaaaame people posting right after her making stupid remarks. idk how she puts up with it, big ups to her though!

i think I could be considered one of those that does a little leg humping but alot more stupid comments :(

[cherrington17]

don't frown... accept it with open arms. :lol:

[cliffordwoeller]

don't frown... accept it with open arms. :lol:

well if you insist.........................:yahoo:

[99alerogirl]

yayayuh

[jackal2000]

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/Random%20Forum%20Shit/Gaypoolparty.jpg

[lonnie]

^^I tried to fine one chick in that whole damn pic, but it truly is a gay pool party....:lol:

[cliffordwoeller]

^^I tried to fine one chick in that whole damn pic, but it truly is a gay pool party....:lol:

you might be gay if you spend time looking for a girl in a gay pool party pic, when said pic says GAY POOL PARTY :lol:


thats alot of time looking at a pic of things that are already making me throw up in my cubicle

[Bad99Olds]

i approve of the direction this thread is taking

[02AleroEco]

welcome.....you should join my non-cleared corners gang....

Welcome.. and can i join that gang?? lol

[Bad99Olds]

Welcome.. and can i join that gang?? lol

no. membership is offered. you cant just ask to join. this isnt the girlscouts, we cant just have people walking in off the street...wait, and if you are worthy, your time will come

[lonnie]

you might be gay if you spend time looking for a girl in a gay pool party pic, when said pic says GAY POOL PARTY :lol:


thats alot of time looking at a pic of things that are already making me throw up in my cubicle
You might be gay if you if you are faced with a GAY POOL PARTY pic and don't try to find a chick to look at!:lol:

[TheEdgeofSanity]

i approve of the direction this thread is taking

so you like gay pool parties?:jk:

[Bad99Olds]

so you like gay pool parties?:jk:

no. i like the fact that it has been derailed into a degenerate post whores dream come true.

[cherrington17]

Hey!!

[Bad99Olds]

How are you?

[Eric Neal]

im fine thanks for asking and now im not someone who has joined to just say "hi im new thanks guys your wonderful and i love gay pool parties"
f that niggas. and i wont ask to join stuff im just gonna join. and yeah this has become a post whores dream come tru but so would alerogirls naughty pictures on here be to:yahoo:

[cherrington17]

ha. good luck getting her near a camera, in anything but a hazmat suit

[Bad99Olds]

oh god,we get a leghumper on his 6th post.

[Eric Neal]

7 th one right here

[Bad99Olds]

wow, and hes a clear post whore.

[Eric Neal]

idk i had to say something. shit was pretty entertaining but i got bored reading what other people had to say. so i put my two cents in and got addicted.

number 8

[cherrington17]

i like the new guy.

:lol:


fyi noob.. this isn't the place to post what number your posts are... you'll get flamed for that... quickly. (unless its a milestone)

[Eric Neal]

and your not a post whore? it was clearly stated by you that in order for me to gain status i must have more post. hmmm???????

[Bad99Olds]

he has 13,537 posts. you treat him with some god damn respect.

[cherrington17]

he has 13,537 posts. you treat him with some god damn respect.

:lol:


first off...thats a joke. having knowledge about anything gets you more rep than posts. i just say that cuz i'm #2 for all time posts on here.


and by that comment i meant don't keep saying "8".... "#9" that kinda crap. we can see how many posts you have under your avatar.

[Eric Neal]

shit i didnt notice that but i wasnt talking to you cherrington, i was talking to bad. sorry you just happened to be faster at posting than i was. guess it comes with the experience. and also didnt put 9 or 10 on the last post or this. i was being a smartass to him

[Bad99Olds]

i know u were. and i was being a smartass back. hahaha. you lose.

[Eric Neal]

but if i keep going then is it still losing?........ no i see your logic now

[cherrington17]

i figured. just wanted to point out, incase you weren't.

and yes.... i ninja post all the time. once you get past the 10k mark.. i'm pretty sure the site gives our posts higher priority in post queue, in the internet tubes. :emotlol:

[Bad99Olds]

but if i keep going then is it still losing?........ no i see your logic now

you lose immediately. your are a blue name and have a post count of under 20. lol.

im just screwing with you btw.

[Eric Neal]

i know

but does my name color really change? lol

[Eric Neal]

he ninja posted again:eek:

[Bad99Olds]

no. thats when u become a vip. costs 20 bucks.

[Eric Neal]

do either of you have subs in your car? or do i need to follow the rules and go to another thread? i assume both of you have aleros and im looking into buying two 12"s

[Bad99Olds]

no subs. message ryan from ohio, thats his username. hes the audio guru. or use the GOD DAMN SEARCH BUTTON. hehe.

[cherrington17]

i have 2 10s. you can easily fit two 12s. but if your buying new, message ryan. he usually has some good connections/info on people selling top notch stuff on other forums.

[Eric Neal]

okay so i messaged ryan. also called him the audio guru in it twice. haha

[Bad99Olds]

verbal blowjobs will get you everywhere on here. you are learning quickly.

[Eric Neal]

i take it you had to swallow more than your share huh?

[Bad99Olds]

haha. i receive more than i give.

[cliffordwoeller]

lmao you guys are really breaking in the new guy eh ?

[NickAlero2000]

I have 2 12''s.
FTMFW 4sho

and welcome!

[jackal2000]

i have 3 12's.

[Eric Neal]

do they rattle the trunk?
i want it to be nice and crisp and if i hvae to downsize to two 10s then i will

[AbHeLlRaZoR]

I got one 10 it doesn't rattle much I use it for a bass boost for the most part cause I don't like having the system up much but when I do have it up I notice it a lot.

[cherrington17]

mine doesn't rattle, that i notice.

Depends on the music too. most of what i listen to, doesn't have the super huge bass line in it.

[Eric Neal]

see i like alot of linkin park and other rock bands that have bass in them but im also down for rap every now and again

[cliffordwoeller]

I just want to get a nice respectful system(again) but I dont want to go with what i had before which was 3 12's 2 amps a crossover and all aftermarket highs. took up too much room in the trunk. But I dont know what would be considered respectful and what equipment that includes.I am mechanically inclined and not electrically or sound system inclined