Top 15 Things I learned at Past ASSes

[Redog]

1. Scot likes grippy things
2. 95*, blacktop, and a bare ass, not a good combo
3. The family reunion at the hotel wasn't the same week as ASS last year, I guess they learned
4. Holiday Inn in Lasning, hooks us up big time
5. The pool has way too much clorine
6. Teeny bopper "Like OMG" girls don't like 6 people repeatly doing cannonballs in the pool
7. Matt Fuller, Marc, and Myself all got owned in Pole Postion by my wife
8. Go-Karts, Marc can't drive them
9. Scot and Andy sword fight with golf clubs, then use them as canes
10. Sometimes seeing a mod is much better than pics or explaination on the internet
11. Nobody is allowed to touch anybody else's car, excpet Hooters girls
12. One Alero breaks down every year, but we get them home safely (ASS 07 was the worst)
13. We caravan in to the show, the looks on people's faces to see 15+ Aleros rolling in is great in itself
14. Fire and Ice Grill. AWESOME
15. WI people sound like Canadain peeps

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

who broke down in 07? I remember Greg's breakdown in 06. THAT was really rough.

[jackal2000]

a bunch of people got flat tires in 07 IIRC.

[cliffordwoeller]

what does IIRC mean I see it evry now and then and cant figure it out

[jackal2000]

if i remember correctly.

[heineck]

Iirc = If i remember correctly

[cliffordwoeller]

oh ok thanks guys

[Redog]

a bunch of people got flat tires in 07 IIRC.


Marc, Greg and zOL ;)

[heineck]

Man i cant wait till ASS this year its gunna kick... ass

[cherrington17]

Marc, Greg and zOL ;)

zol has tissue paper tires! blew one on the way in and out...

[zoL]

Yeah, that sucked hardcore. I'll bring bringing two full size spares so I won't have to go through what I did last time.

[Ryan from Ohio]

I will make sure to pack tools among clothes...

:lol:

[cliffordwoeller]

lol man i cant wait til one day when i caan go to an event with everyone, just unfortunetely the stars dont line up this year for me

[doubleN0alero]

I will make sure to pack tools among clothes...

:lol:

no need for that, there will already be plenty of them there. hahahaha

[Oldsnut]

Didn't Kimmy have to get her Motor Mount replaced by Scot in '07? Thats where he burned his ass on ashpalt.

[billytheman1188]

FIXED:lol:


1a. Billy is the coolest guy out of all of us. He's my idol
1b. Scot likes grippy things
2. 95*, blacktop, and a bare ass, not a good combo
3. The family reunion at the hotel wasn't the same week as ASS last year, I guess they learned
4. Holiday Inn in Lasning, hooks us up big time
5. The pool has way too much clorine
6. Teeny bopper "Like OMG" girls don't like 6 people repeatly doing cannonballs in the pool
7. Matt Fuller, Marc, and Myself all got owned in Pole Postion by my wife
8. Go-Karts, Marc can't drive them
9. Scot and Andy sword fight with golf clubs, then use them as canes
10. Sometimes seeing a mod is much better than pics or explaination on the internet
11. Nobody is allowed to touch anybody else's car, excpet Hooters girls
12. One Alero breaks down every year, but we get them home safely (ASS 07 was the worst)
13. We caravan in to the show, the looks on people's faces to see 15+ Aleros rolling in is great in itself
14. Fire and Ice Grill. AWESOME
15. WI people sound like Canadain peeps

[cherrington17]

Didn't Kimmy have to get her Motor Mount replaced by Scot in '07? Thats where he burned his ass on ashpalt.

very true. and when someone asked someone to lay down... we all just stood there looking at each other. :lol:

[Oldsman]

very true. and when someone asked someone to lay down... we all just stood there looking at each other. :lol:

I remember that and noone had a damn blanket. I should have displayed some plumber crack for all you assholes..................LOL

[tw0123]

so... if there is a problem with at least one alero each year and it gets fixed... can i tow mine there with a spun bearing in the lower end and get it fixed to drive it home??

[cherrington17]

we could probably crank that out if someone brings a prybar. :lol:

[Nate's Alero]

ill fix it, what engine do you have, i can crank out the rod bearings in a four banger in like 2 hours

[Ryan from Ohio]

so... if there is a problem with at least one alero each year and it gets fixed... can i tow mine there with a spun bearing in the lower end and get it fixed to drive it home??

That usually means the cranks bad also... Which isnt a quick swap situation...

[Old's Wife]

very true. and when someone asked someone to lay down... we all just stood there looking at each other. :lol:

If I remember correctly-

2005-Crazy's motor blew up had to trailer that home

2006- No break downs, that I can recall.

2007- Kimmy's motor mount, Silent flat tire on the side of highway with Rowdy and Crazy, and then Zol with one flat tire at ASS, and another on the way home.

2008- Zol did not make it, but the list of damages was Rowdy and his problem, Crazy with tires. Scot's parents with the trailer problems.

But the important thing here, is that the Alero people and community are a great bunch of people and we always make sure that everyone gets home safe and sound. I think everyone can agree about that. I don't know anyone stranded by a fellow aleromodder! We will waiti up until the last alero pulls in from a 12 hour trip on Thru/Friday or we on the way home have kids that have to stop a couple times.

Am I right?

Old's Wife

[Nate's Alero]

this will be a fun year, the redneck modded 300$ alero will be making the journey, be prepared for calls LOL



1700 mile round trip

[Oldsman]

That's what family does..........takes car of it's own.

[Bad99Olds]

I thought they fought, borrowed money the didnt plan on paying back, and made eachothers lives miserable?

[billytheman1188]

2008- Zol did not make it, but the list of damages was Rowdy and his problem, Crazy with tires. Scot's parents with the trailer problems.


also ion had his problem with the CAT.....had to go to auto zone and was late for the home coming show:lol:

[Old's Wife]

also ion had his problem with the CAT.....had to go to auto zone and was late for the home coming show:lol:


Oh yeah, I forgot about that one, but that got taken care of too! Sorry Ion

Thanks Billy

[tw0123]

ill fix it, what engine do you have, i can crank out the rod bearings in a four banger in like 2 hours


I have the 3400... had a LIMG leak that went too far... coolant leaked right in and down to the bottom and spun the bearing... right now the engine is sitting in 3 parts of my car...

[Nate's Alero]

I have the 3400... had a LIMG leak that went too far... coolant leaked right in and down to the bottom and spun the bearing... right now the engine is sitting in 3 parts of my car...

uuuh, i have the 3400 also, i also had a severe LIMG leak, i dont think my bearings were affected though, although my oil was whiter than me LOL