What I Learned At Ass

[Silentalero]

#1 Jturkey is really cananadian

#2 S/c bearings suck.

#3 Brent had a good bday and the waitress took a while to convince to do it.

#4 Always ask a girl age FIRST!!!!!!!

#5 Girls are hitting puberty to young these days.

#6 Id rather have a pic of me sleepin in a car than pics of my sunburn lines :P

#7 The first A.S.S. was a great turnout.

#8 Taking pics of convoy is fun untill the train is over.

#9 Brent got 2 wetspots on his bed. :)

#10 Holiday Inn pools have WAAAAAAAY to much chlorine in them.

#11 Turbo + Alero = GOOD MIX!!

#12 Next year bring my car

#13 Joel was really raised on a special farm

#14 Lansing is cold in the morning.... :blink:

[Pimpalero03]

what i learned at ASS.

1. if i leave my dome light on for 6 hours.. the battery WILL die.

[Redog]

What I learned

1. Silent is a petafile

2. Oldsman is a dirty old man

3. If you see the top of a girl's thong, say "ARRRRRRR, I can see you pacth matie"

4. Don't look at the girls like Silent and Oldsman do when Ms. Redog is around. It gets me in trouble

5. 5 of us doing cannonballs at one time, gets people around the pool wet and pissed off

6. JTurkey is from Canadnia

7. I'm from New York :angry:

8. Sunburn in Lasning is as bad as it is in New Jersey. Wear sunscreen

9. Brent and Joel have an "interseting" relationship

10. Blue eyez, Jackel, and myself all drove over 11 hours to get there. Why didn't anybody else?

11. Silent, 3.4 Alero, and myself all get our asses kicked by Ms. Redog in old school Pole Postion

12. Slient can raise the roof in the little tikes house

13. bdyman and me have a lot in common, including buying stuff and wanting now

14. I'm the only one there with a poultion pump and smog control on the car

15. A really cool guy with a 6 speed SVT Cobra, can spin wheels, after calling us "The Fast and the Furious

[bdyman]

hummmm what did i learn????
1. me and red dog well the 4 of us have allot in common......small world
2. that marc can play the piano, to pick up the youngsters
3. skin turns purple after bad sun burn
4. that they classed us way wrong
5. on the way to lansing, realized we look like bobble heads in my car
6. next time bring water for my chamios
7. bring allot of sun screen

that`s it

[Redog]

5. on the way to lansing, realized we look like bobble heads in my car

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Youngblood77]

" 10. Blue eyez, Jackel, and myself all drove over 11 hours to get there. Why didn't anybody else? " Work is WAY busy, I'd LOVED to have been there...looks like y'all had an awesome time. ;)

[Oldsman]

what i learned...........

1. pissing of girls b/f in the car is fun.

2. use your head and wear sunscreen.

3. bring swimming trunks.

4. Silent sucks at canonballs.

5. don't pierce your tongue your you'll sound like Turkey.

6. His name is Brent not Brad.

7. don't goto gas station for beer in Lansing.

8. Getting a ride in a turbo Alero will give ya a woody.

9. get a damn group pic next year.

10. don't dare Oldsman to pour beer on a sleeping Silent..............LOL

[bdyman]

my g/f tried to but everyone just kept talkin

[Redog]

Yeah I would have like a group pic :(

Next year I'll be my tripod and use the timer on my camera. Make for a good group pic

[Oldsmopimp]

Things I learned while NOT at A.s.s

1. If she sez she'll call dont waste friday night at home, she might not call.

2. Alotta Bud Light and ALOT of Velveeta Mac and Cheese does NOT mix

3. Don't cruz my Alero thru outskirt chicago suburbs or 16 year old girls will hit on me asking if those are spinnaz

4. Dont be a Sally b*tch and go to A.s.s next year

[bulldogpants]

1. SweetAlero99 is actually a dam nice guy.

[jackal2000]

1. even if its cold you can still get sunburned
2. dont put your mcdonalds trash in brent's trunk or he will get pissed
3. try to sleep more than an hour and a half in 42 hours
4. west virginia has really big bugs (most of them ended up on the front of my car)
5. be sure to bring enough cash for the tolls along the way (it was close)
6. if you want people to even notice your car, dont park next to bdyman j/k (your car looked awesome chris)

[Oldsman]

pick up your trash in the hotel parking lot and the car show parking lot

[StockAlero00]

I liked Oldsmopimp Idea Of what I learned NOT at ass this year.

1. If your going to take off work that whole weekend, You might as well go.

2. Looking for apartments In Lockport,IL; is pure trash

3. Always confront a person, so things do not get out of hand.

4. Bacardi Silver Raz tastes pretty good

5. Tribute bands pretty much suck

6. All the HIking i'm doing lately has been paying off. YIppie

7. Drag my lazy ass out next year!!!!!!

[bulldogpants]

Originally posted by jackal2000@Jun 21 2004, 10:53 PM
2. dont put your mcdonalds trash in brent's trunk or he will
dont worry marc will get plenty of empty beer bottles in his car next year if it can even make the trip to lansing. i know its a long one.

and john..... i think u should add.....

dont drive on the ohio turnpike following sweet and a jetta doin 85-90mph...... cause u might nearly get pulled over..... or sidewipe a car like sweet nearly did.

[bulldogpants]

6.All the HIking i'm doing lately has been paying off. YIppie
...doubtful

7.Drag my lazy ass out next year!!!!!!

ur not invited

[Oldsman]

lets stay on topic

[StockAlero00]

Originally posted by bulldogpants@Jun 22 2004, 04:13 AM
6.All the HIking i'm doing lately has been paying off. YIppie
...doubtful

7.Drag my lazy ass out next year!!!!!!

ur not invited
Your gonna have to do a lot more than just hiking to get your W I D E L O A D into shape!!!

[jturkey69]

1. everyone else has an accent...im normal
2. Brent is a very nice guy actually, although before i even met him, when someone mentioned his name i thought of the pic of him in an m&m costume..LOL
3. going thru the U.P. for a scenic tour to lansing is not worth it, takes to long to get to lansing
4. bring sunscreen, and extra swim trunks for scott for next year(like i did this year)
5. headers really make a world of difference in the sound of our cars
6.blueyez has blue eyes
7. bring more movies so silent and 3.4 dont fall asleep watching the "sound of music"??..lmao(not sure what they were watchin)
8. oak brook, Ill is a ritzy place with hardly any auto parts stores, and dex-cool coolant is not cheap
9.14 people cant make up their minds on where to go to eat
10. marc has no game...lol :thumbsup:
11. we all need to vote next year in the judging...not sure how many of us actually did judge??

[b-spot]

Originally posted by Oldsman@Jun 21 2004, 06:06 PM
6. His name is Brent not Brad.
Its because people are confusing him with the other aleromod asshole

[mfuller]

I learned a few things....

1. I have got to get out to BeaveRun and rip it up with Matt (3.4 Alero).

2. The turnout of Aleros was great, and we have some very dedicated Aleromodders (you people who drove an outrageous distance know who you are)

3. All the other Aleros at the meet make mine look very plain. I need a body kit.

4. SUNSCREEN.

[3.4Alero]

Hmmm....

1. Yup, sunscreen (as I sit here peeling skin off my ears and neck)
2. My car needs painted....bad (and guess what, when I got home I whined about that to the wife, and she said to just get it done then!!!)
3. Fuller's car kicks ass!
4. Ohio sucks. It's all so damn flat!
5. Alero owners are a great bunch of people.
6. Someday, someone's going to get aboot in the ass from jturkey for making fun of his accent.

[bdyman]

aboot,abbot aboot
:P

[jackal2000]

i think bdyman wants to be that someone

[Redog]

Have to agree with 3.4.

Ohio is too flat, and dull, unless your buying fireworks by Youngstown

[jturkey69]

bdyman, and silent will get a special gift next time i get down there :thumbsup:

[StockAlero00]

Originally posted by 3.4Alero@Jun 22 2004, 10:37 PM
Hmmm....

1. Yup, sunscreen (as I sit here peeling skin off my ears and neck)
2. My car needs painted....bad (and guess what, when I got home I whined about that to the wife, and she said to just get it done then!!!)
3. Fuller's car kicks ass!
4. Ohio sucks. It's all so damn flat!
5. Alero owners are a great bunch of people.
6. Someday, someone's going to get aboot in the ass from jturkey for making fun of his accent.
Turkey does not have an accent.

[jackal2000]

Originally posted by StockAlero00@Jun 23 2004, 04:10 AM
Turkey does not have an accent.
obviously you havent met him :lol:

[Redog]

/\/\/\/\/\ Agreed

"It's aboot time you meet him, eh?"

[Oldsman]

Originally posted by b-spot+Jun 22 2004, 10:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (b-spot @ Jun 22 2004, 10:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Oldsman@Jun 21 2004, 06:06 PM
6. His name is Brent not Brad.
Its because people are confusing him with the other aleromod asshole [/b][/quote]
inside joke at the red robin

[bdyman]

what ya gonna give me big boy...lol......eh?
what am i talkin aboot??...eh???

[bulldogpants]

ohio owns joo all...........

the turnpike rules..... one of the best roads ive ever driven on...... flat... smooth.... 3 lanes from nearly boarder to boarder...... and if u got the nutz..... really fun to drive 85-90 mph on..

[Pimpalero03]

Originally posted by Redog@Jun 22 2004, 11:22 PM
Have to agree with 3.4.

Ohio is too flat, and dull, unless your buying fireworks by Youngstown
lol like i told joel at the car show.. i went to ohio last week and spent 2,080.00 in fireworks. lol

[Oldsman]

i like michigan's speed limit

[smokinAMD]

Originally posted by Oldsman@Jun 22 2004, 10:26 PM
i like michigan's speed limit
Which is?

[overdrive75]

70 mph Posted, but almost anything goes.

[jackal2000]

Originally posted by overdrive75@Jun 23 2004, 02:41 PM
70 mph Posted, but almost anything goes.
yeah i was headed up to lansing on 127 doing about 80 and a state trooper came up behind me. i thought i was toast so i pull into the right lane and the cop took off. so i got back over and got behind him because of course everyone is gonna get out of his way. he played a very good fullback. :lol:

[jturkey69]

Originally posted by jackal2000+Jun 23 2004, 01:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jackal2000 @ Jun 23 2004, 01:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-StockAlero00@Jun 23 2004, 04:10 AM
Turkey does not have an accent.
obviously you havent met him :lol:

"It's aboot time you meet him, eh?"

what ya gonna give me big boy...lol......eh?
what am i talkin aboot??...eh?? [/b][/quote]
Trample off eh....ya hoser :lol:

one thing that is a must and worked wonders this year was having 2-way radios..especially when im followin a car spewin anifreeze all over my windsheild and the person in front doesnt even know aboot it

[misslindseysue]

You're safe at 80 in Michigan, as long as you aren't driving like an ass. I can't tell you how many cops I've gone past at 79 without a problem. They will get you if you're reckless though, they've been out even more recently, especially around Lansing.

[ptrudel]

jturkey, u canadian or sumthin? is that why they all makin fun of ur accent?

[bdyman]

iam couldn`t go fast at all i was doin 70 the whole way,terriable ride in my car

[b-spot]

Originally posted by Oldsman+Jun 22 2004, 08:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Oldsman @ Jun 22 2004, 08:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by b-spot@Jun 22 2004, 10:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Oldsman@Jun 21 2004, 06:06 PM
6. His name is Brent not Brad.
Its because people are confusing him with the other aleromod asshole
inside joke at the red robin [/b][/quote]
yah, i was just makin a joke on top of the joke.

Plus I'm always getting called Brett, Brent or Brian. I feel his pain.

[jturkey69]

nope not canadian, wisconsinite ....but my car is i think, :wacko: :lol:

[jackal2000]

Originally posted by jturkey69@Jun 23 2004, 04:03 PM
one thing that is a must and worked wonders this year was having 2-way radios.
absolutely and especially when driving across the country. they work much better than cell phones in an application like this.

[Redog]

The MI speed limilt was fun. I was going 85 and couldn't keep up :o

Brent, Brad or whatever his name is was called the wrong name by the waitress but she was the same one that Bdyman and I had at our table and I think he will agree that she was as dumb as toast.

She mixed up our bills and our credit cards. Gave Bdyman our card and his bill, and vice versa, then switched the cards (whcih she had right) and then said "Like, I like shouldn't be like a waitress"I guess she thought she should have been an air traffic controler

[bdyman]

lol!!!, ya she was, i think the hamburger had more brains

[StockAlero00]

Originally posted by jackal2000+Jun 23 2004, 01:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jackal2000 @ Jun 23 2004, 01:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-StockAlero00@Jun 23 2004, 04:10 AM
Turkey does not have an accent.
obviously you havent met him :lol: [/b][/quote]
I met turkey before, and heard him talk plenty of times. To me he doesnt have an accent.

[Oldsman]

LMAO...........she better not get a job at ohare..............LOL

[jackal2000]

Originally posted by StockAlero00@Jun 24 2004, 04:05 AM
I met turkey before, and heard him talk plenty of times. To me he doesnt have an accent.
so where are you from? perhaps you have the same accent as him?

[Redog]

If she doesn't think he's got an accent, she's got to live in the same area, eh?

[bulldogpants]

shes a moron

[bdyman]

^^^^^^^sneaky huh

[bulldogpants]

sneaky???? nah.... i think its pretty obvious

[StockAlero00]

Well I live about 3 hours away from him, so yeah we probably do have the same accent. I'm sure if i were to meet you, I think you would have one.

[Silentalero]

wow that killed a joke..

[bulldogpants]

^^^as usual...........

marc and scott dont have accents and they live in chicago like u.

greg and rowdy dont have accents and they live in wisconsin.

once again uve made no sense

[b-spot]

what are you guys talking aboot? you all talk funny eh

[bdyman]

people say i have an accent or people from chicago have an accent..so what, we just like to give jon a hard time
i kinda new it was you ;)

[bulldogpants]

i mean i never noticed an accent from chicago people.... my cousin lives in evenston so im used to her and she sounds normal.

if ya as me silent is the one with the accent...... since he talks like hes from da hood the majority of the time haha

[Silentalero]

haha datz phat yo

eh when ur raised southside chicago for 20 years it sticks with ya

[Redog]

I know that I have an accent.

Don't I sound like Rocky?

[bdyman]

ya u do lol
just alittle

[bulldogpants]

fo sho doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[jackal2000]

Originally posted by Redog@Jun 24 2004, 02:57 PM
I know that I have an accent.

Don't I sound like Rocky?
you sound more like bullwinkle than rocky :lol:

[Redog]

Originally posted by jackal2000+Jun 24 2004, 03:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jackal2000 @ Jun 24 2004, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Redog@Jun 24 2004, 02:57 PM
I know that I have an accent.

Don't I sound like Rocky?
you sound more like bullwinkle than rocky :lol: [/b][/quote]
dood that's low

[Redog]

I know Jackel it's cool

I like sounding famous anyway

YO ADRAIN!!!

[bdyman]

:lol: :lol:

[blueyezalero]

I learned
1: Long ass drive no matter how many times I drive it
2: DVD player in car saves you from throwing kids out window
3: Some of you do like "spiders"
4: Silent is a big kid :lol:
5: Jturkey doesn't have an accent...think it's the piercing (what do you do with it anyways), wait don't answer that
6: You guys are too speedy for me
7: Semi truck drivers are either assholes or horny ass men
8: Shorter drive to Wisconsin then to Michigan...cheaper too
9: When you play "I Spy" while driving you only spy green or trees
10: I enjoyed meeting you all :thumbsup:

[bdyman]

:thumbsup:
yes he does crazy polak lol

[Daytona]

The more I read this thread, the more I wished I could've gone this year. Maybe next year. So here's what I learned by NOT going:

1) Reading about everyone else's fun at an event that I couldn't make it to REALLY pisses me off!
2) Reading about everyone else's fun at an event that I couldn't make it to REALLY pisses me off!
3) Reading about everyone else's fun at an event that I couldn't make it to REALLY pisses me off!
4) Poking someone with a stick just to see if they're really sleeping isn't always a good idea.
5) The track photo shop has shot lots of pics of the Daytona over the past 6 years, but only 2 photos of my old Camaro (which I raced twice as much!) - and 1 of the 2 is when my race team owner borrowed it! :angry:
6) A lot of people at work apparently think there's something going on between me and my boss (yes, she's a female), though there really isn't.