View Full Version : The 16 Yr Old Story
Silentalero
06-25-2004, 02:36 PM
Ok heres the easy way to justify my title, lol
The tgi Fridays is in front of the hotel so everybody from A.s.s went to go eat there and this hostess who greeted us was just omg foin!! So whatever, we joke about it and a few of us are droolin ( wont mention names so nobody gets in trouble, lol) but anyways, we caught her lookin a few times so Im talkin to john telling him ok, you go for the blonde and ill go for the brunette. He agree's (chickened out though haha) and when we ewre done eating and about to leave I figure ok i'll go ask her what she's doin later and if she wanted to come hang out with us in the parking lot.
Heres how that conversation went.
Me: Hi, just curious what are you doin after work?
Her: (smiling) going home, why?
Me: Well a bunch of us are in from outta town..bla bla explaining a.s.s. a little and asked her what time she got off and if she wanted to hang out with us.
Her: Hmm maybe, how old are you?
Me: just turned 23
Her: Wow your old
Me: **smacks forehead because i already see it coming from this point**
Me: Oh no, and how old are you?
Her: 16
me: :blink: theres no way your 16?
Her: ya
Me: no (back and forth few times, lol)
Her: Yea i am, my bday is bla bla (said it fast so she wansnt lieing)
***the whole time she was smiling and being really nice to**
Me: Well uhh we're still goin to the oldsmobile homecoming tomarrow if you wanna drop by. :wacko:
After this I walk back to the table and of course the crowd gathers round to hear the results and I say..."She said she was 16!!!!!!!!!!"...the whole table..AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, hahah
after that john was like dood fok that I aint asking the blonde, shes probably the same age.
Ill let matt fill in the end of the story when he walked outside.
jackal2000
06-25-2004, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Silentalero@Jun 25 2004, 02:36 PM
Her: Wow your old
lmfao, if she said that to you can you imagine what she would have said to oldsman? :lol: :P :D
silent, that waitress from red robin never showed either. way to put the mack down. lmao jk dude.
Silentalero
06-25-2004, 03:39 PM
umm dood, haha she got out at 1:30 am and we all hit the sack at about 11, lol....she probably did go but nobody was there...bhahaa
ptrudel
06-25-2004, 03:39 PM
Her: Wow your old
now that's a kick in the nuts ain't it? :lol:
jackal2000
06-25-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Silentalero@Jun 25 2004, 03:39 PM
umm dood, haha she got out at 1:30 am and we all hit the sack at about 11, lol....she probably did go but nobody was there...bhahaa
oh yeah, oops. lmao
Silentalero
06-25-2004, 04:24 PM
lmao, yea considering im only 23 i was like OMG
this is the turning point in my life now, the first time i heard somebody call me old, now i know how scot must feel all the time, haha whadda biatch, lol
jackal2000
06-25-2004, 04:28 PM
i think you should change your title from "she said she was 16" to "she called me old" :lol:
FormulaNERD
06-25-2004, 04:44 PM
well i'm glad to find out that this story isnt funny at all.
jackal2000
06-25-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by FormulaNERD@Jun 25 2004, 04:44 PM
well i'm glad to find out that this story isnt funny at all.
funny how? funny haha funny? this story is hilarious, maybe its one those "you had to be there" funny stories
Oldsman
06-25-2004, 05:04 PM
Dood you had to be there to seen everything. it was funnier in hell.
If i would have asked her, she probably would have called me Dad........LOL
Redog
06-25-2004, 06:49 PM
/\/\/\ No offense Oldsman but I almost called you dad too
I only saw you talking to her, I didn't know the whole story
Oldsmopimp
06-25-2004, 10:26 PM
LOL!!! I hate when that happens.....
wish I came out, next year tho
Redog
06-26-2004, 08:43 AM
Girl: I'm only 16
Silent: OK here's some candy then
But thinking about this last night at work I could only think of that sceen in Mallrats
"Look officer, that girl's only 15"
"15?!?!?! She told me she was 37!"
Tape playing in backround:
"Who's your favorite "New Kid? Call me Joey, Call me Donny"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
3.4Alero
06-26-2004, 03:00 PM
OK, so since I was the last one out of the restaurant, I walked by her, then decided to turn around and walk back in. I asked her if she was REALLY 16, or if she just says that to keep certain guys away. She swore she was 16, and even offered to show me her driver's license. I laughed and said no. Then I walked out and pulled Marc aside and told him that she told me she was really 18. As tears started to well up in his eyes and he started toward the corner of the parking lot to sulk, I told him I was bunnyin with him. A little low, but hey, the rest of us laughed at his expense!
Oldsman
06-26-2004, 10:09 PM
yes we did...........................LMAO
poor silent
Redog
06-27-2004, 12:08 AM
What's the age of consent in MI? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oldsman
06-27-2004, 12:12 AM
MI is not like the south and having 16 being legal...................LOL
And Son, older women are better or at least close to your age.
smokinAMD
06-27-2004, 01:14 AM
I'm kicking my ass for not going now. My baby face and darling blue eyes would have worked for sure.
BLK03GXS
07-02-2004, 07:04 AM
i think the funnyest thing about this thread is that oldsman keeps gettin made fun of and hasnt said anything about it yet :D
lol
What have ya given up? lol
Daytona
07-02-2004, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by Oldsman@Jun 27 2004, 12:12 AM
And Son, older women are better or at least close to your age.
I totally agree. :thumbsup:
But that probably was pretty funny. I used to go through crap like that at college parties only to find out the one girl I've been hitting on (or her hitting on me) was the only one there who was underage. :blink:
evilinside09
07-02-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Redog@Jun 26 2004, 11:08 PM
What's the age of consent in MI? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seventeen. :thumbsup: :smokin: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
Oldsman
07-02-2004, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by BLK03GXS@Jul 2 2004, 05:04 AM
i think the funnyest thing about this thread is that oldsman keeps gettin made fun of and hasnt said anything about it yet :D
lol
What have ya given up? lol
no i haven't given up.
i am just so use to it now a days. These damn young punks.
I should bend them over my knee and do what their daddy should have done years ago...........oh wait.......more like months ago..........LOL
now here is the funny thing......
prior to knowing her age, i was the first to talk to her and she did look very hot.
but after i found out her age it was like i was looking at my daughter (if i had one). Hense the Dirty Old Man comments...........poop happens. You can always look at the menu ;)
Silentalero
07-02-2004, 10:32 AM
haha yea....hahahahaah scot hit it first..hhaahahaha
Oldsman
07-02-2004, 10:39 AM
there was grass on the field................LOL. sorry dood.
Naich
07-02-2004, 11:57 AM
lmao.....
BLK03GXS
07-02-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Oldsman@Jul 2 2004, 02:39 PM
there was grass on the field................LOL. sorry dood.
Grass on the green eh?
heard this one a while back.... kinda gross
"IF they're old enuff to bleed, there old enuff to breed!"
*Shudders*
Redog
07-02-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by evilinside09+Jul 2 2004, 08:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (evilinside09 @ Jul 2 2004, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Redog@Jun 26 2004, 11:08 PM
What's the age of consent in MI? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seventeen. :thumbsup: :smokin: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: [/b][/quote]
Next year Slient
Grass on the field?
The next question is it a
Grassy field?
Landscaped nicely?
No Grass?
Welcome to the Jungle?
Oldsman
07-02-2004, 07:29 PM
freshly new grass................LOL
actually it was probably landscaped nice.........LOL
jackal2000
07-02-2004, 07:30 PM
as long as it isnt sod :lol:
b-spot
07-02-2004, 07:46 PM
Old enough to say no, ready to go
Redog
07-03-2004, 09:32 AM
Girl want to be older, until they give it up. Then they want to be a little girl again and that's where a really really bad word comes into play
JAILBAIT
Oldsman
07-03-2004, 10:08 AM
no kidding.
well jailbait for Marc. I'd be a sicko..............LOL
Silentalero
08-05-2006, 02:38 PM
reviving the dead, haha i forgot about this thread
alerocar01
08-05-2006, 04:21 PM
she's 18 now i bet
clutch1
08-25-2006, 10:01 PM
Bring some young guy like me next time, incase there's any of these young girls that need enticing. :p
Jk guys, the point is to score ladies, not scare em, ha.
BlackJack
08-25-2006, 10:05 PM
score, scare.....refresh my memory...what was the difference again?
p1mptress
08-26-2006, 10:40 AM
Yea I used to lie about my age to get creepy guys away from me. But now I can't b/c no one believes me anyways. So i just give them a fake name & a phone number for a lawyers office (454-2020, it's in a commercial up here and the guy was to dumb to realize it). Silent: Don't worry i don't think ur old. Oldsman: I'll try to avoid you next year! LOL J/k. Blackjack: Don't think there's much of a difference, when a guy scores the girl is scared. But if he has a small weiner then she just laughs! :D Clutch1: I'll help point out the young ones for you next year since i can tell how many layers of make-up their wearing.
clutch1
08-26-2006, 12:03 PM
Lmfao, that laughing part is so randomly tossed in there.
Just pick out on where that makeup is decently uncaked, haha. Lots of foundation on the lips afterwords is sick.
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 11:30 AM
Silent: Don't worry i don't think ur old.
brownie points!!! lol :yahoo:
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 12:27 PM
^ and brownie points is ALL you get. lol
Satsuriku
09-05-2006, 12:52 PM
OH OH i got a 16 year old story.
a couple of summers ago (summer of 2004.....you guys seeing a trend here to?) i went to the Finger Eleven concert at the Calgary Stampede and where waiting for it to start and a crowed starts to get together, so we start talking to this little chinese dude thats hitting on this chick that looks 19 in EVERYWAY (breast size included) and she was damn hot!! so me, my buddy and a couple of ppl i met there from work start talking, including this fine looking "woman" and this funny ass chinese dude trying to pick her up then the all mighty question comes out of my friends mouth "how old are you anyways?" her reply as she smiled (the bitch was playing this chinese dude lol) "oh i just tunred 16 last week" haha guys, you have no idea how funny it is to see a chinese dude open his eyes that wide! and theres about 3 other guys tryig to pick her up that took a second and made 3 steps backwards all of them saying "fuck that im not going to jail!!" and took off........hahah, we all laughed our asses off! one of the girls i work with here was there and still bugs me about that!
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 01:14 PM
^ and brownie points is ALL you get. lol
ill have to teach you some things...im willing to bet ur the epimpin type, lol goto ass and lets see how many guys hide from the girls there....lol hell brent will agree with me on that one...every year we have that crew of e-pimps that puss out when a cute girl is standing there
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 01:16 PM
OH OH i got a 16 year old story.
a couple of summers ago (summer of 2004.....you guys seeing a trend here to?) i went to the Finger Eleven concert at the Calgary Stampede and where waiting for it to start and a crowed starts to get together, so we start talking to this little chinese dude thats hitting on this chick that looks 19 in EVERYWAY (breast size included) and she was damn hot!! so me, my buddy and a couple of ppl i met there from work start talking, including this fine looking "woman" and this funny ass chinese dude trying to pick her up then the all mighty question comes out of my friends mouth "how old are you anyways?" her reply as she smiled (the bitch was playing this chinese dude lol) "oh i just tunred 16 last week" haha guys, you have no idea how funny it is to see a chinese dude open his eyes that wide! and theres about 3 other guys tryig to pick her up that took a second and made 3 steps backwards all of them saying "fuck that im not going to jail!!" and took off........hahah, we all laughed our asses off! one of the girls i work with here was there and still bugs me about that!
haha trust me, why else do you think i always get the pedo jokes lol
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 01:25 PM
I was at ASS...and I was the first guy to talk to Stephanie.
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 02:13 PM
ok u get credit then....its always a mystery putting faces to s/n's sometimes...the rest of ya get nada, lol
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 02:25 PM
might help if I remind you that I started writing on the Grand Am in the parking lot. lol
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 02:43 PM
haha now i remember...i still got those blackmail pics ;)
Satsuriku
09-05-2006, 05:11 PM
i think someone needs to follow up with those blackmail pics and start posting muhahah ^_^
jackal2000
09-05-2006, 05:40 PM
i thought it was a grand prix?
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 05:50 PM
/\ it was...the green abondonded grand prix....thats the genius alero crew decided to try and move with jack stands..lol
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 05:51 PM
you're right. grand prix. who cares really, it was a shitty pontiac. lol
and it's not really blackmail if I post the pic, now is it? haha
http://www.ediprojektz.com/ASS06/Thursday/Picture%20039.jpg
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 05:53 PM
/\ it was...the green abondonded grand prix....thats the genius alero crew decided to try and move with jack stands..lol
we did have all four wheels in the air though. :scpimp:
doubleN0alero
09-05-2006, 05:56 PM
they weren't jack stands either genius, they were hydro jacks
jackal2000
09-05-2006, 06:10 PM
they weren't jack stands either genius, they were hydro jacks
ya cause jack stands have wheels :rolleyes2: lol
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 06:11 PM
tomato tomoto
burg03
09-05-2006, 08:44 PM
you guys are crazy I gotta go to the next ASS
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 08:48 PM
^ yes! Come on over! the more the merrier! (and more people to do beer runs!)
burg03
09-05-2006, 09:10 PM
sorry I dont drink.......or smoke.......
doubleN0alero
09-05-2006, 09:11 PM
well what a great time to start...
jackal2000
09-05-2006, 09:13 PM
sorry I dont drink.......or smoke.......
hey scot, i found you a babysitter LOL
ScotiaAleroKing
09-05-2006, 09:14 PM
Nice Story hahaa LMFAO!
burg03
09-05-2006, 09:18 PM
hey scot, i found you a babysitter LOL
Jack dont make me come across the bridge and kick your butt!!!
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 09:24 PM
sorry I dont drink.......or smoke.......
well, I don't smoke, and from what I can tell, a fair majority of the people who attended don't either. and because you don't drink, you just volunteered to be the designated beer run guy. lol
burg03
09-05-2006, 09:32 PM
hmmmmmmmm I am not a flunky FOR NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oldsman
09-05-2006, 09:46 PM
hey scot, i found you a babysitter LOL
LMAO
Now the Mrs. can get drunk................what fun that would be
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 09:57 PM
haha...you plan on being whipped already?
Oldsman
09-05-2006, 10:05 PM
no...............but depending on aaaaaaaaaa.............attendance we might see some ass whipping. kinda an inside joke for us midwest guys.
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-05-2006, 10:41 PM
no...I said what I did because of something you muttered when we were at Red Robin...in the lobby. I'm not too sure if you want the whole board to know about it...hehe
Oldsman
09-05-2006, 10:55 PM
no...I said what I did because of something you muttered when we were at Red Robin...in the lobby. I'm not too sure if you want the whole board to know about it...hehe
oh...........no, thank you.
i was thinking of my little polak woman opeing up a can of whooooopppp ass
Silentalero
09-05-2006, 11:08 PM
bahahhaah WHOOOP DAT ASSSSSSSSSSS lol
Oldsman
09-05-2006, 11:26 PM
Oldsman: I'll try to avoid you next year! LOL J/k.
just consider i am a dirty old fart and you'll get use to me............LOL. hell everyone else has..................LOL
Oldsman
09-05-2006, 11:28 PM
ill have to teach you some things...im willing to bet ur the epimpin type, lol goto ass and lets see how many guys hide from the girls there....lol hell brent will agree with me on that one...every year we have that crew of e-pimps that puss out when a cute girl is standing there
i don't wuss out i just don't like flirting with a chick young enough to be my daughter.
p1mptress
09-06-2006, 01:41 PM
^ and brownie points is ALL you get. lol
You know what?! Last nite I had a brownie! YUMMY! Thanks Silent & Randy! :p
p1mptress
09-06-2006, 01:50 PM
just consider i am a dirty old fart and you'll get use to me............LOL. hell everyone else has..................LOL
Even though you may be the oldest there your probably not the only perverted one. You may be the only man that has the balls to say the stuff you would probably say...... and know the limits to go before i kick you in the balls! :jk:
and YES! I did double post :p!!!!
edited: Yeah I can't write today for some reason!
Silentalero
09-06-2006, 02:53 PM
i don't wuss out i just don't like flirting with a chick young enough to be my daughter.
lol scot there isnt much u can flirt with anymore....i mean unless the retirement home has open visitation? You could find ya a lil gilf over there lol
lol brownie or fudge pack?
Oldsman
09-06-2006, 03:02 PM
Even though you may be the oldest there your probably not the only perverted one. You may be the only man that has the balls to say the stuff you would probably say...... and know the limits to go before i kick you in the balls! :jk:
and YES! I did double post :p!!!!
edited: Yeah I can't write today for some reason!
LOL.............very true, i think most of everyone is.
depnding on how much beer i've determines if my mouth shuts up fast enough.................LOL
Silentalero
09-06-2006, 03:05 PM
LOL.............very true, i think most of everyone is.
depnding on how much beer i've determines if my mouth shuts up fast enough.................LOL
that and it determines how fast you pull a cocoon act...that or a night slept in the bathroom of the holiday inn as nick knocks onthe door at 6am lol then 7am...lol then again at 8 lol
Oldsman
09-06-2006, 03:06 PM
lol scot there isnt much u can flirt with anymore....i mean unless the retirement home has open visitation? You could find ya a lil gilf over there lol
Ok, smartass.................lol
grandma's need love too. :scpimp:
Oldsman
09-06-2006, 03:09 PM
that and it determines how fast you pull a cocoon act...that or a night slept in the bathroom of the holiday inn as nick knocks onthe door at 6am lol then 7am...lol then again at 8 lol
hey that wasn't just beer that was way too many hours of drinking anything and everything around.
hey at least i woke up in the right place.
p1mptress
09-06-2006, 03:41 PM
lol scot there isnt much u can flirt with anymore....i mean unless the retirement home has open visitation? You could find ya a lil gilf over there lol
lol brownie or fudge pack?
brownie yummy!!! lol So when I go to Ass next year I'll expect to get some brownies. hehe
LOL.............very true, i think most of everyone is.
depnding on how much beer i've determines if my mouth shuts up fast enough.................LOL
I don't think I could kick an old guy. That's like kicking my dad! :jk: My dad is like 52! Well if we don't have to move our cars then I will probably be pretty wasted too. I can't wait till next year now!
I guess i could drink and just have Burg be the official car mover! LOL
Oldsman
09-06-2006, 03:45 PM
brownie yummy!!! lol So when I go to Ass next year I'll expect to get some brownies. hehe
I don't think I could kick an old guy. That's like kicking my dad! :jk: My dad is like 52! Well if we don't have to move our cars then I will probably be pretty wasted too. I can't wait till next year now!
na we keep our cars in the back parking lot once the drinking starts....lol. this year the hotel proved security at night to keep an eye on the cars.
Silentalero
09-06-2006, 04:01 PM
hey that wasn't just beer that was way too many hours of drinking anything and everything around.
hey at least i woke up in the right place.
lol yea mid afternoon!!! lol:drunk:
Oldsman
09-06-2006, 04:50 PM
lol yea mid afternoon!!! lol:drunk:
just makes one realize he isn't as young as he used to be.
clutch1
09-06-2006, 07:07 PM
Here's my dumb question of the day... where's ASS go down?
Looked around a bit and didn't see anything, maybe I could roll on over.
burg03
09-06-2006, 08:33 PM
I guess i could drink and just have Burg be the official car mover! LOL
Official car mover........what???? Ok I'll move your car alright.... up and down,:yahoo: wit me and you in da back!!!!! :jk: I am married.
clutch1
09-06-2006, 09:52 PM
But I'm not :yahoo:
Older ladies are always hella sexay, haha.
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-07-2006, 01:01 AM
all you epimps.... :icon_rolleyes: :No:
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-07-2006, 01:02 AM
But I'm not :yahoo:
Older ladies are always hella sexay, haha.
and any older ladies that would get it on with a little kid like you probably deserve the jailtime they'll get.
cherrington17
09-07-2006, 09:03 AM
^ did he just call kim old?? oh man... i can see some ball kicking in his future. :D
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-07-2006, 11:12 AM
^ did he just call kim old?? oh man... i can see some ball kicking in his future. :D
well, he's hardly old enough to have hair on his balls. anybody whose age starts with a number that's not 1 is going to be "old" to him. :D
p1mptress
09-07-2006, 04:33 PM
I know I'm old!! I'm about to hit 21 and then what's left to look forward too?! So i guess since I'm the old one that clutch was talking about then I guess i'm the sexy one. THANKS!! :D
clutch1
09-07-2006, 04:37 PM
Lmao, thanks a bunch guys :P
Redog
09-07-2006, 04:45 PM
I was at ASS...and I was the first guy to talk to Stephanie.
Yeah didn't you open her door for her and fall into her shirt? lol
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-07-2006, 04:47 PM
Yeah didn't you open her door for her and fall into her shirt? lol
yeah, pretty much...except the door part. lol
Silentalero
09-07-2006, 05:06 PM
lol n00bs ass next year is gonna be da sheeit
burg03
09-07-2006, 08:51 PM
^ looking forward to it
burg03
09-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Just something I would like to know......... Am I gonna be the only black guy there?
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-07-2006, 10:08 PM
only if you don't recruit more black guys....
Silentalero
09-07-2006, 11:27 PM
Just something I would like to know......... Am I gonna be the only black guy there?
yea....you get to be the token black guy lol
Oldsman
09-09-2006, 12:24 AM
Here's my dumb question of the day... where's ASS go down?
Looked around a bit and didn't see anything, maybe I could roll on over.
ASS is always held in Lansing, MI
Oldsman
09-09-2006, 12:24 AM
lol n00bs ass next year is gonna be da sheeit
you got it, marc.
Oldsman
09-09-2006, 12:25 AM
well, he's hardly old enough to have hair on his balls. anybody whose age starts with a number that's not 1 is going to be "old" to him. :D
well then shit i must be Grandpa to him then...............LOL
doubleN0alero
09-09-2006, 12:26 AM
well then shit i must be Grandpa to him then...............LOL
no, your'e already dead
Oldsman
09-09-2006, 12:26 AM
I know I'm old!! I'm about to hit 21 and then what's left to look forward too?!
do you really want me to tell you??????????????
LOL
AlbinoMonkeyRat
09-12-2006, 12:55 AM
I know I'm old!! I'm about to hit 21 and then what's left to look forward too?!
I don't have to tell you what you can do when you're 23, do I? ;)
Oldsnut
10-27-2006, 02:11 AM
First, let me say that I really wish I had gone to ASS this year, sounds like I missed a lot of fun. I look forward to next year. I missed it because I forgot to put it in my daily planner for work. Must of been Alzheimers, thus the next part.
GAWWWWWWWWWWWD! I can't believe that I'm gonna post this. After attending the Fall meet at Oldsman's house I realized that I am probably the oldest fart in the group(44).
So from this point on Scot(Oldsman) will be known to me as Old Fart JR. I will now be the grandpa or old fart of the group. I will definitely leave the 16 yr. olds (almost my daughters age) to Marc.
Marc, stay very far away from her, I have guns and a very very large knife!!
I along with Scot, look at the menu (p1mptress!!!!) but will always have desert at home. I can, and will drink with the best of you til the end without pasing out like Scot! But don't ask me to drive afterwards. Don't touch that after drinkin to much.
Go ahead and make fun of my age all ya want, I can take anything you have to throw at me. Look forward to meeting more of you at ASS '07 or sooner! :scpimp:
Redog
10-27-2006, 02:19 AM
Cool, if you go to ASS 07 you'll meet me and the new Mrs. Redog (getting married June 2 2007)
I helped put ASS together this past year, and I enjoyed doing it. Every year we think of ways to make it better for the next ASS. It just keeps getting better every year.
And everybody, it's not super easy to put this show on, so come on out. The more people that show, the more it's worth it. We had Aftermath and Violent this past year, driving about 20 hours one way. :eek:
Personally the hardest part about my drive is getting out of PA. More than 1/2 the drive is PA. Takes me about 11 hours (would take like 9 or 10 but Mrs. Redog has to stop a lot, every year I ask if she's pregant) and it takes just under 6 to get out of PA
Oldsnut
10-27-2006, 02:31 AM
She's probably the bottled water queen like my wife.
Oldsnut
10-27-2006, 02:56 AM
I don't think I could kick an old guy. That's like kicking my dad! :jk: My dad is like 52!
I hope you show me the same courtesy if I get out of line, which I probably will.
NjRef511
10-27-2006, 07:48 AM
Shit, if I wind up going to college in MI, I'll be there. Place i'm looking to go allows cars on campus first year, so =D
p1mptress
10-27-2006, 08:56 AM
I will be going, and hopefully I can find one of my friends to drag along b/c I don't think a 7 hr drive by myself would be fun. Don't worry Oldsnut I know all you men no matter what age you are get out of line every now and then. I will most likely laugh at you. I'm easy going!
Redog
10-27-2006, 09:00 AM
^^ Well the good thing about that is your safe from Marc since you'll be 21 lol
p1mptress
10-27-2006, 09:01 AM
Ur right! lol damn! j/k
Redog
10-27-2006, 09:03 AM
Na it's all good, he likes them young, but at least I like them legal
:jk: Marc
Silentalero
10-27-2006, 09:13 AM
Ur right! lol damn! j/k
lol :p
Silentalero
10-27-2006, 09:17 AM
First, let me say that I really wish I had gone to ASS this year, sounds like I missed a lot of fun. I look forward to next year. I missed it because I forgot to put it in my daily planner for work. Must of been Alzheimers, thus the next part.
GAWWWWWWWWWWWD! I can't believe that I'm gonna post this. After attending the Fall meet at Oldsman's house I realized that I am probably the oldest fart in the group(44).
So from this point on Scot(Oldsman) will be known to me as Old Fart JR. I will now be the grandpa or old fart of the group. I will definitely leave the 16 yr. olds (almost my daughters age) to Marc.
Marc, stay very far away from her, I have guns and a very very large knife!!
I along with Scot, look at the menu (p1mptress!!!!) but will always have desert at home. I can, and will drink with the best of you til the end without pasing out like Scot! But don't ask me to drive afterwards. Don't touch that after drinkin to much.
Go ahead and make fun of my age all ya want, I can take anything you have to throw at me. Look forward to meeting more of you at ASS '07 or sooner! :scpimp:
lol dont ever tell this board u have daughters over 18 lol youd have the leg humpers comin out!
Redog
10-27-2006, 09:22 AM
^^ Na daughters are off limits, female members, well http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-037.gif
Silentalero
10-27-2006, 09:24 AM
hha yeap, female members are open game ;)
Oldsman
10-28-2006, 03:24 AM
lol dont ever tell this board u have daughters over 18 lol youd have the leg humpers comin out!
AKA...................MARClol
olds_03
10-28-2006, 08:49 AM
Yay!! Kimmy you're going to ASS too! :)
Am I the only Canadian going??
jackal2000
10-28-2006, 08:51 AM
Yay!! Kimmy you're going to ASS too! :)
Am I the only Canadian going??
i heard your passport got revoked :p
olds_03
10-28-2006, 08:51 AM
Sorry. I'm not a bad ass! :) I'll be there, my dear Jon!
jackal2000
10-28-2006, 08:52 AM
lol ok see ya there then
olds_03
10-28-2006, 08:53 AM
I do hope I'm not the only Canuck going! But I prolly am! :p
jackal2000
10-28-2006, 08:56 AM
pat better be there since he pussed out this past year.
olds_03
10-28-2006, 09:03 AM
Yeah. Bring the gf with ya Pat!
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