Another Successful A.S.S

[Old's Wife]

We made it home and we know that Bdyman, Oldsnut and Auntie Pattie made it home, safe and sound. We also know that AleroSaint and Hein-y made to Illinois and were going to be stuck in traffic for a little on I-80 in Illinois.

It was a great time as always, it was great to see everyone and we can't wait until next year! Next year, we will have more, right?

Again a big thanks to our sponors!!!!! The door prizes and award gifts were awesome. Another big thanks to Redog & Mrs. Redog working on the sponors, another great job as always. Thanks for all the donations that everyone pitched in this year to this event, it was much appericated!

Thanks again to everyone that came out !!!!!!!!!

We will start thinking about A.S.S '10. We will get settled in, and then we will get more pics and stuff up on the site.

[[ion] C2]

w00t!

[heineck]

Excuses excuses excuses if me n randy could make it anyone could except for that dood from poland... Maybe idk but im unemployed and wei still went clear across the US, not to mention smurf made it and hes from alabama

[cherrington17]

i forgot to report in. I've been "home" since 2. :lol: (stopped off to talk to my g/f )

zol was well on his way. We both got quite a scare when a cop nearly pulled us over. (we were only speeding a little) but luckily, a local got nailed instead. :thumb: We made great time on our trip back.


I had so much more fun this year. I'll admit, the first time was a little stressful, since i felt a little outta place. It seemed like that wasn't a problem for anyone this year. Thanks again Mr./Mrs Oldsman. You guys rule!

[bdyman]

i made it!!! safe and sound, car ran great, my sun burn is real bad and it hurts like a mutha fucka, it was a great turn out, 20 alero`s pulling into the homecoming show was awesome!!
see you all next yr!!

again mo and scot i cant thank you enough!!

[cherrington17]

me? me and zol left around 7am, i got home around 2. we shaved a whole hour off... somehow.

It might have been the A/C i had sticking out my back window. (i stole it from hein-y) :emotlol:

[heineck]

I was waitin for it buddy lol

[cherrington17]

I was waitin for it buddy lol

don't worry.. i'm sure your adobe house has like... 12 more that are semi functional. Just a matter of finding which works best, as a replacement. :lol:

[99alerogirl]

i'm home! after the accident that left our caravan stranded for hours... we ended up finding a different way an hour and a half in, and the highway was expected to be closed another 2-6 hours. SHEESH.

[Oldsman]

glad we didn't leave earlier.........you all might have been in it. glad you all got pass it.

[99alerogirl]

yeah that's definitely a good thing. we got a good view of the accident and took some pictures, and all i can say is i'm GLAD we weren't involved.

[Oldsman]

Once again I want to thank everyone for coming and hope everyone had a great time and plan to come back. I want to thank our Sponsors, Redog, Ion, the hotel.

I do ASS for all you and all of you makes ASS sucessfull.

[Oldsnut]

I do ASS for all you and all of you makes ASS sucessfull.
I think you just got Smurf a little wet with this line.



It was a great to get home and take my daughters out for Ice Cream but on the other hand I already miss you guys. I had a blast as usual.


Special props to Alerosaint, Heinecke & PapaSmurf.

[_01Alero_]

I got back awhile ago, Didn't have access to a computer until now... Trip was great...
Thanks everyone for all that was done. Was a big success in my eyes, and I will be seeing you again next year!!

[bigdaddyD]

I made it home at 1am sunday morning after a 2hr game of put-put with papasmurf and a few other people, I'm glad I live close. Ion you missed some funny stuff, you should have stayed.

Thanks to all those who helped make this the biggest ASS.

[KenshinZero]

Excuses excuses excuses if me n randy could make it anyone could except for that dood from poland... Maybe idk but im unemployed and wei still went clear across the US, not to mention smurf made it and hes from alabama

I couldn’t go cause I got called into work, and I'm trying to get a part time position here. It was a hard decision....

[tnalero99]

Just to let all know I just rolled into the house like 10 minutes ago and had no problems. Smurf should be home in about 3 hours from now so hopefully he has enough energy to post when he gets home but understand if he doesn't. We saw another accident in Kentucky that was a repeat of the Indiana accident only our side of the interstate was moving and other side was walking around waiting for road to open back up.

[tnalero99]

Just got text from PappaSmurf and he is in Alabama so he will be home soon and can post once he has time to.

[heineck]

Well were not home yet but me n alerosaint are almost though nebraska should be home late Mon if not tue

[PappaSmurf]

Ok, So Smurf is home. I pulled in about 20 mins after 2 and was telling my wife all about ASS.
Thank you ALL who attended this year and for the wonderful time I had. I promise that I will post responses to all the threads later. I am just too tired right now.
Oh yeah BTW Reddog,
14 hours from my front door to the hotel parking lot, 738 Miles.
16 Hours from the hotel parking lot to my driveway. Didnt look at the miles when I got out but I didnt clear them so look for the update.
-Smurf-

"Check Mate Bitch!!" ROTFLMAO

[Old's Wife]

Well were not home yet but me n alerosaint are almost though nebraska should be home late Mon if not tue

Ok Heineck and Alerosaint are just outside CO...... just an update. They are making good time so far.

[Nate's Alero]

Ok Heineck and Alerosaint are just outside CO...... just an update. They are making good time so far.

good to hear....

[Old's Wife]

We can see that WILL2K is online, so he must be home too. It looks like everyone has made it home safe and sound but Alerosaint & Hein-y. They just hit Denver Co. Scot is texting Redog now, because we haven't heard from him.

[Old's Wife]

We can see that WILL2K is online, so he must be home too. It looks like everyone has made it home safe and sound but Alerosaint & Hein-y. They just hit Denver Co. Scot is texting Redog now, because we haven't heard from him.

Redog and family are home, safe and sound! Apparently we didn't get the text!

[WiLL2k]

Yeah I'm home, sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was doin some things last night and didn't plug in my laptop til this morning.
Took about 4.5 hours with a lunch break, 295 miles.
Glad to hear everyone made it home safe.

[cherrington17]

i texted zol.. didn't get a response. I'll assume hes catching up on sleep.

[tnalero99]

On the MSN home page is an article from the accident we were stuck behind before cutting through neighborhood to get home, thanks Adria for the navagation.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/9712658/Golf-pro's-wife-killed-in-Father's-Day-wreck

[zoL]

i texted zol.. didn't get a response. I'll assume hes catching up on sleep.

Slept from 11.30pm to now... So yes, I'm back safely. :D

[PappaSmurf]

Yeah thanks adria for the detour, Thanks to aaron for believing me that his basketball would bounce right over the ditch where we turned around, LOL, and thanks to Smurf for his impatience and the idea of turning around LOL.
-Smurf-

[99alerogirl]

haha if we wouldn't have turned around, who knows how long we would have been sitting there. all that crap was still in the road, and looked as though it would be for a LONG time. and we had already sat there for almost 2 hours!!

[Oldsman]

Saint and Heineck are 45min outside Las Vegas

[kwhauck]

i made it home....

[zoL]

Phew. We were getting worried.

[kwhauck]

i know......

[Oldsnut]

I just want to say it was great to meet the ASS Virgins, yes that includes you Billyman. You made it an enjoyable experience overall. I truly hope that you all got a chance to walk around and check out all the various cars from Oldsmobiles past.

The new Olds are great but the older stuff ROCKS! I am glad we stared at the Curved Dash Olds driving by us giving the rides, that is where Olds history began.

The gentlemen in the picture with me is Jim Walkinshaw who is the co-author of "Setting the Pace" which documents the history of Oldsmobile. The only thing that would have made it better was if Helen Early was in the photo also. It was an honor to be in the photo with him.
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1552/ass0965.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/ass0965.jpg/)

[kwhauck]

that is an awesome pic for sure.......

[PappaSmurf]

The only reason it makes it an honor, is because you helped build that old- timey thing. ROTF LMAO

ANDREW is so old that he farts dust. I believe he is the one that took the picture of "the final supper"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Smurf-

[Oldsnut]

The only reason it makes it an honor, is because you helped build that old- timey thing. ROTF LMAO

ANDREW is so old that he farts dust. I believe he is the one that took the picture of "the final supper"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Smurf-
You called me Andrew Bitch! You are dead MF'er

[PappaSmurf]

Bring it on OLD man!!! Bring your inhaler and walker.
LMAO
-Smurf-

[Oldsnut]

Bring it on OLD man!!! Bring your inhaler and walker.
LMAO
-Smurf-
You ever been beaten to within an inch of your life with a Cane Bitch? No inhaler needed. :p

[bigdaddyD]

Easy I. The old man smurf, otherwise Oldsman may have to share his depends with andy!

[PappaSmurf]

LOL
Andy gave them to Oldsman when he found out that they were the wrong size for him.

Andy, your old age would prevent you from lifting anything other than a candy-CANE. LMAO
I would probably die of laughter from watching you trying to navigate the grass and then street top with a walker. Hell, I remember you cant even stand on your own when you lean on a parked car. LMAO
-Smurf-

[_01Alero_]

Yeah thanks adria for the detour, Thanks to aaron for believing me that his basketball would bounce right over the ditch where we turned around, LOL, and thanks to Smurf for his impatience and the idea of turning around LOL.
-Smurf-

Yea, the car sure was bouncing like a basketball through that ditch, but made it through. That was a bad wreck, good call on going around it... would have sucked to stay there any long than what we did....

[heineck]

Ok just made it home ill post later

[zoL]

Good good good.

[PappaSmurf]

Glad to see that you made it twin. I was starting to get worried after the bullshit that the hotel was pulling. I thought about you and randy being stuck on the side of the road for days ALL the way home. I started feeling REALLY bad because of the situation I was in (the hotel payment thing).
Also, How is your eye doing?
-Smurf-

[_01Alero_]

good to hear you made it al. Yea keep us updated on the eye. Now get some good rest cause Im sure it is needed after that long of a trip.

[heineck]

Glad to see that you made it twin. I was starting to get worried after the bullshit that the hotel was pulling. I thought about you and randy being stuck on the side of the road for days ALL the way home. I started feeling REALLY bad because of the situation I was in (the hotel payment thing).
Also, How is your eye doing?
-Smurf-

yea thankfully Mo did her thing and it all got sorted out, thank you so much for your help during that little fiasco

I just wanna say thanks to evrybody who attented ASS this year and made it the EPIC blast that it was. if it wasnt for u guys the drive would super suck, a mad shout out to cherry for his photoshop skillz that nearly made me piss pants all through out nebraska. LOL, so once again THANK YOU EVERYONE for makin this years ASS so memorable, i hope to see all of u guys next year

[Redog]

Redog and family are home, safe and sound! Apparently we didn't get the text!

You didn't get it but somebody did.

I still had Scot's old cell number in my phone and that's the number I texted :lol:

We got home about 10:25 PM. Adam really doesn't like driving though PA. going out and back each time we had to stop 3 times just in PA :p

[Alerosaint]

Im finally alive.....i was sleeping my ass of....getting ready to upload pics

Thanks to all who put this together...and Mo for making sure we got home and taking care of issues

[Alerosaint]

Gas....................$800

Hotels.................$600

Police tickets........$308

Attending ASS 09...PRICELESS!

[Old's Wife]

Gas....................$800

Hotels.................$600

Police tickets........$308

Attending ASS 09...PRICELESS!


How did you let police tickets??????????

[zoL]

How did you let police tickets??????????

D.W.B.

[[ion] C2]

_:lol:

[Alerosaint]

How did you let police tickets??????????

well..um..er...you see....um...well..what had happened was....um we got caught hauling butt and oh gee look at the time.....

[PappaSmurf]

now you are starting to sound like manwhore....(looks at cop and says "i got a supercharger what you got? Let's race and I'll bet I beat you...") ROTFLMAO
-Smurf-

[Redog]

well..um..er...you see....um...well..what had happened was....um we got caught hauling butt and oh gee look at the time.....

How bad?

[Alerosaint]

73 in a 55 but the cop knocked it down to a 1point ticket to 64 for me and AL and zero points if paid in 20 days.....but that was BS he was sitting in front of the 55mph sign coming from a 65.....but it was some of my fault though for not noticing the sign sooner and the first one a trooper got AL doing 93 gave him a ticket and me a warning

[[ion] C2]

ha highest I did was 130 on the way home just for a quick second and then almost immediately came up on dead stop traffic on I-96 east. sucked. ended up backing up and taking an exit ramp off.

i am surprised i've never gotten a ticket, or even pulled over (besides for expired registration by 1 day) with the amount of shit i've pulled. doing flyby videos, or just tuning from 0-120 on the highway... lol.