Live from ASS '11

[Redog]

Paging Doctor Fellatio...Doctor Fellatio, please come to room...

[Oldsman]

Dr. is busy with a wet dream..................

[Redog]

Sounds kinda sticky

[Oldsman]

I think the doc was out playing ball

[Redog]

Oh, I heard she was going out for a "tossed salad"

[Oldsman]

That sucks for Dr. Fellatio

[Redog]

Only is she runs out a salad dressing

[Oldsman]

Well if the doc smells mr stank then that would blow

[Dr. Fellatio]

I can't stomach the salad dressing with all those farts

[mastershake]

I'm 12 years old and what is this

[cherrington17]

wow.... clearly... off to a roaring start...

[xXManwhoreXx]

:eek: Nevermind im not comimg now :-\

[xXManwhoreXx]

Hey guys I need an address for the hotel

[Brad Jahnke]

7501 w Saginaw hwy, Lansing, mi...I'm sitting in the parking lot...I see aleros but no people lol

[[ion] C2]

7501 w Saginaw hwy, Lansing, mi...I'm sitting in the parking lot...I see aleros but no people lol

they sleepin

[Brad Jahnke]

I shoulda slept in lol

[Oldsman]

It's called breakfast..........the doctor should be eating also.

[sleepyalero]

What's the adress to where you guys are going for car show? im running a little behind.... lol

[Brad Jahnke]

7501 w Saginaw hwy, Lansing, mi...I'm sitting in the parking lot...I see aleros but no people lol

There be aleros AND people now...

[sleepyalero]

That blows :(

[sleepyalero]

140 to go stopped at Mcd for food lol.

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad58/natesalero/2011-06-17_11-51-35_555.jpg

[[ion] C2]

Thanks eric yes they are 18s and lowering the car is coming soon.

So you on your way or...?

[[ion] C2]

Awww yeah double post

[a.graham52]

did some of these posts get removed?

[[ion] C2]

Yeah, off topic

[a.graham52]

C2;588579']Yeah, off topic

what is the topic then?

[sleepyalero]

C2;588566']So you on your way or...?

Yeah how far is it from the host hotel ion?

[Oldsman]

what is the topic then?
Topic is ASS............

[Brad Jahnke]

Can't make it to Hooters tonight...ill see u guys tomorrow morning

[sleepyalero]

Such a disappointment... it was good...

[Brad Jahnke]

No worries....family>fun as always, see you guys at 830.

[Oldsman]

Billy has a stink hood now. The look on his face was priceless

[cherrington17]

someone please take a picture of Ion's driver's side fuse box, with the panel removed.

...he BETTER have cleaned that up!

[[ion] C2]

someone please take a picture of Ion's driver's side fuse box, with the panel removed.

...he BETTER have cleaned that up!

He didn't.

[billytheman1188]

Had a good time today guys....i haven't laughed this much in one day for a LONG time. It's ALWAYS fun coming out here to hang with some fellow oldsmobile/alero lovers. Cant wait for tomorrow!!!!

[billytheman1188]

Billy has a stink hood now. The look on his face was priceless

LOL

[Redog]

someone please take a picture of Ion's driver's side fuse box, with the panel removed.

...he BETTER have cleaned that up!

Know what, we're here so we don't need pics

[cavaliers60]

Know what, we're here so we don't need pics

owned!....... wait... :(

[Dr. Fellatio]

Really funny, Ken

[Redog]

Come on what do you want me to say? You suck or blow me :haha:

[Dr. Fellatio]

You can say which ever you want, it's not happening

I'm really glad I met you guys at that 'Nuts game last night

[Redog]

Yeah your a cool chick!

[Brad Jahnke]

Well guys like I said...family>fun...looks like I'm not gonna make it back today. Everyone keep my mom in their thoughts/prayers...she needs it right now.

[Brad Jahnke]

Hope everyone has a great time

[Oldsnut]

Good Luck Brad

[Oldsnut]

You can say which ever you want, it's not happening

I'm really glad I met you guys at that 'Nuts game last night
But why was your head constantly bobbing up and down Ivana when you were in Kens car?

[cherrington17]

Know what, we're here so we don't need pics

oohhh... I'm sorry. Some of us actually have shit to do and can't take time off.

[Oldsman]

Lol be nice to the doc.

[cavaliers60]

oohhh... I'm sorry. Some of us actually have shit to do and can't take time off.

QFT!!!!

[Redog]

oohhh... I'm sorry. Some of us actually have shit to do and can't take time off.

QFT!!!!

Yes I understand, you had something to do this weekend. Comming to Michigan.

O yeah sorry I forgot, a year wasn't enough time to plan :eek:

[cavaliers60]

Yes I understand, you had something to do this weekend. Comming to Michigan.

O yeah sorry I forgot, a year wasn't enough time to plan :eek:

Things can come up you know.... I was getting married last month and trying to get my career started.... I didn't have time or money to go... Sorry, but that stuff is more important than taking a weekend vacation.

[Oldsman]

im sorry but this is the live from ASS thread not ASS excuses thread.

[zoL]

Y'all niggas is crazy. cavaliers60 you been saying you were going next year since at least 2007. If you REALLY wanted to go, you would have made it at least once out of the four years.

Anyways back on topic, looks like an awesome turnout. I wasn't expecting much from the registration list, but it looks like some local people actually showed (still not everyone :(), and you made the most out of it. Big ups to everyone who went, hopefully I can make time to go next year.

[jturkey69]

im sorry but this is the live from ASS thread not ASS excuses thread.
LMAO!!!!! I almost couldnt make it one year due to my wife bein preggo with our first, but she took it like a champ and went. I know another year (same ytear maybe?) mfuller brought the infant and wife along....(4-5 months old IIRC?)

kenny...still rockin the jegs hat eh?

[cherrington17]

Yes I understand, you had something to do this weekend. Comming to Michigan.


At what point, did I said I'd be going? If I remember correctly, the last ASS I went to... I was saying WAS MY LAST. I've been saying all along that I can't go because I'm still in school. I was in class till 5pm friday, and have class again at 7am tomorrow. Not to mention studying and writing my damn thesis.

I'm sorry if a little car show takes a backseat to my damn doctorate. :glare:

[lonnie]

Y'all niggas is crazy. cavaliers60 you been saying you were going next year since at least 2007. If you REALLY wanted to go, you would have made it at least once out of the four years.

Anyways back on topic, looks like an awesome turnout. I wasn't expecting much from the registration list, but it looks like some local people actually showed (still not everyone :(), and you made the most out of it. Big ups to everyone who went, hopefully I can make time to go next year.
Why is this word not filtered out?

[zoL]

Why is this word not filtered out?

It probably is. Just not every variation of it. Or there are no filters, cause filters are gay.

[[ion] C2]

Why is this word not filtered out?
A better question, why should it be?

[Oldsman]

Me and CJ made it home safe and sound. Once again a big thanks to everyone who came.

[Ryan from Ohio]

Y'all whities is crazy.

Fixed for accuracy.

:awesome:

[Oldsnut]

I made a pit stop to see my daughters for lunch and a little ice cream. I got home about 4PM.

[jhubbz]

Chris, are you a mod yet?

[Oldsnut]

Chris, are you a mod yet?
Yes he is. That is why his name is in black now.

[lonnie]

C2;588867']A better question, why should it be?
Its derogatroy! To me it is offensive, and that isn't to say he meant it in an offensive tone, but it should be filtered.

[[ion] C2]

Double standard. I'm sure if your friend came up to you and said "what's up my n(filtered for you)" you'd tell him how offensive you thought it was, right? A lot of my black friends on Facebook say it all the time in various contexts, with no negative feedback.

Generally, -a seems to be acceptable, and -er is offensive.

[lonnie]

C2;588979']Double standard. I'm sure if your friend came up to you and said "what's up my n(filtered for you)" you'd tell him how offensive you thought it was, right? A lot of my black friends on Facebook say it all the time in various contexts, with no negative feedback.

Generally, -a seems to be acceptable, and -er is offensive.
Absolutely false. You don't know me well enough to assume that. Sure I know people that use it all time, but that doesn't make it right. Just because your black friends say that on Facebook doesn't mean didly every black person in america isn't ok with it....don't believe walk up to the next group of black people you see and say what's up my niggas, see how that goes for you. The word that ends in -a is derived for the one that ends in -er. The double standard is that the mods in the past have given points to people for going around word filters or beating the system to spell a curse word...this is no different. Again, I don't say this to say he meant it that way just to make my point. Here is a better point for you, nigger (proof) isn't filtered either...explain that?

[Oldsman]

we will look into it. that is all that needs to be discussed so lets move on.

[cavaliers60]

What did Ion ever do to become a mod? :p

:jk:

[AleroB888]

C2;588979']Double standard. I'm sure if your friend came up to you and said "what's up my n(filtered for you)" you'd tell him how offensive you thought it was, right? A lot of my black friends on Facebook say it all the time in various contexts, with no negative feedback.

Generally, -a seems to be acceptable, and -er is offensive.

The "standard" is, if you're white, don't say it. You'll prove yourself to be an a$$hole to 50 % of the people that see or hear it (in an open forum, especially).

What would be the point of you saying it, anyway? You can't find a better way to take friendly shots at your peers? You were raised as a black child?

As far as context, yes, that matters, but if you don't understand the difference between black people saying it to their friends, and you casually tossing it off in a mostly-white forum, you ain't ever going to understand it.

[[ion] C2]

Just because your black friends say that on Facebook doesn't mean didly every black person in america isn't ok with it....
But it seems that most do. You live in Maryland. Come to Detroit sometime. :awesome:

don't believe walk up to the next group of black people you see and say what's up my niggas, see how that goes for you.
It'd work if I was black... as I said, double standard. Depends on the source race saying it.

Here is a better point for you, nigger (proof) isn't filtered either...explain that?
Word filters are for the weak. Sticks and stones...

Obviously we want to maintain a positive atmosphere here though, so filtering can be a good idea to minimize blatant offense.

[cherrington17]

... none of this is live anymore....

[Oldsman]

Yo my honkies better knock off the cracker talk........

Now let's see if that flies

[cherrington17]

Yo my honkies better knock off the cracker talk........

Now let's see if that flies

I'm pretty offended.....



....not that anyone cares.... :cry:


but seriously.. I side with lonnie in the fact that it should be censored. If we're going to censor offensive words, its not even a debate that it should be included. If your not going to censor anything, then censor nothing.

[lonnie]

we will look into it. that is all that needs to be discussed so lets move on.That's all I'm asking...good post!

C2;588999']But it seems that most do. You live in Maryland. Come to Detroit sometime. :awesome: Ion that isn't true...you are basing that off of people in your area which is a small microcosm compared to the overall black population.


It'd work if I was black... as I said, double standard. Depends on the source race saying it. You know what you are probably right however you can't use that as an excuse to say that it still isn't offensive to others.


Word filters are for the weak. Sticks and stones...This is bull...word filters are stop the spread of ignorance. Like using derogatory words to hate some one based on race, religion, sexual orientation...etc...etc. I thought the purpose of this site was so that people with aleros could show what they done to their cars, and help others out. This site has developed to include people with aleros and without yet maintain a for the most part friendly atmosphere.

Obviously we want to maintain a positive atmosphere here though, so filtering can be a good idea to minimize blatant offense. I agree...you can't catch everything and I understand that.

Yo my honkies better knock off the cracker talk........

Now let's see if that fliesWent from a good post right back down!

[Redog]

At what point, did I said I'd be going? If I remember correctly, the last ASS I went to... I was saying WAS MY LAST. I've been saying all along that I can't go because I'm still in school. I was in class till 5pm friday, and have class again at 7am tomorrow. Not to mention studying and writing my damn thesis.

I'm sorry if a little car show takes a backseat to my damn doctorate. :glare:


You never said you were going, that's right, ever since you gave your room key to the wrong person, and paid for it with a shitload of silly string.

If you don't like our little car show, why do you find it so necessary to post in all ASS threads? You can't be working THAT hard on school work to be the highest poster on Aleromod

[zoL]

You never said you were going, that's right, ever since you gave your room key to the wrong person, and paid for it with a shitload of silly string.

If you don't like our little car show, why do you find it so necessary to post in all ASS threads? You can't be working THAT hard on school work to be the highest poster on Aleromod

He came back after that. That incident was in '07. I think I remember that clearly as well. :lol: He also came back in '09. You need to get your house in order big boy before you make assumptions!!!

[Redog]

Meh o well, not that he matters anyway

[xXManwhoreXx]

I lol'd

[cherrington17]

You never said you were going, that's right, ever since you gave your room key to the wrong person, and paid for it with a shitload of silly string.

If you don't like our little car show, why do you find it so necessary to post in all ASS threads? You can't be working THAT hard on school work to be the highest poster on Aleromod

My post count went up like crazy, while I was in dorms with nothing to do and/or slacking off. I have since maintained it, keeping in contact with friends, adding How-tos and general smart-assery. My post count has dropped quite drastically lately, compared to what it was.

I didn't give my room key to the wrong person, they got copies of the room key made. At the end of the attempted prank, I had 3 keys in my possession, and Zol had his own. Each room is allowed one per person. So having 4, is CLEARLY giving it to the wrong person. Apparently, in your world, I'm a magician.

When did I say I didn't like it? I had fun both times I went. I said little. (as in small... if thats not too hard for you to comprehend) its not like the homecoming show is a huge car meet. Mark's childish attempt at a prank didn't get me to butt hurt that I'd never show my face again. Like Zol said, I did come back, and from the people I talked to that year, I made it quite known that it would be my last ASS, since my work load was increasing.

And why do I post? Because I know of the nonsense(in a funny way) that goes on at ASS after hours, and yall need some onsite help to keep the hilarity rolling. If you don't have anyone to play with, then there's hardly any reporting going on in the Live ASS thread. Also, I like to see the new ASS pics, to see pics of all the cars with new work, or ones I haven't seen, as well as a few new members. Just because I didn't go, doesn't mean I'm not interested.

[[ion] C2]

oh

[heineck]

Did cherry just say y'all?

[lonnie]

Did cherry just say y'all?
Why yes he did...Holy shit!

[cherrington17]

I say yall all the time! (look in previous threads, its been done) Its a very functional term, imho.

[lonnie]

I say yall all the time! (look in previous threads, its been done) Its a very functional term, imho.
Hell yeah it is...now when are you going to add ain't to this mix...lol

[cherrington17]

not gonna happen. Just sounds too... uneducated. :lol:

[Redog]

My post count went up like crazy, while I was in dorms with nothing to do and/or slacking off. I have since maintained it, keeping in contact with friends, adding How-tos and general smart-assery. My post count has dropped quite drastically lately, compared to what it was.

I didn't give my room key to the wrong person, they got copies of the room key made. At the end of the attempted prank, I had 3 keys in my possession, and Zol had his own. Each room is allowed one per person. So having 4, is CLEARLY giving it to the wrong person. Apparently, in your world, I'm a magician.

When did I say I didn't like it? I had fun both times I went. I said little. (as in small... if thats not too hard for you to comprehend) its not like the homecoming show is a huge car meet. Mark's childish attempt at a prank didn't get me to butt hurt that I'd never show my face again. Like Zol said, I did come back, and from the people I talked to that year, I made it quite known that it would be my last ASS, since my work load was increasing.

And why do I post? Because I know of the nonsense(in a funny way) that goes on at ASS after hours, and yall need some onsite help to keep the hilarity rolling. If you don't have anyone to play with, then there's hardly any reporting going on in the Live ASS thread. Also, I like to see the new ASS pics, to see pics of all the cars with new work, or ones I haven't seen, as well as a few new members. Just because I didn't go, doesn't mean I'm not interested.


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