What I learned at ASS '11

[[ion] C2]

Don't stand too close to Redog or he might kiss you on the cheek.
Oldsnut can tell that rims are 24s from a distance.
But Oldsnut can't tell between a silver Alero & Grand Am.
Cars with 24" chromes can still off-road.
Don't call the driver of a green Alero ma'am until you're absolutely sure it's female.
Alero trunks make good shaded seats.

[Redog]

Cliff can't tell time
Chris was asking to be kissed
Andy is still old, prove that he needed "long pants" for the Lugnuts game
Fallout boy has the new Road Warrior award, that most likey will not be broken, 9,100 miles
Michigan rain sucks
Hooters girls were not too hot this year, except for one
Dr Falliato is hot! And very good ;)
Go Karts kinda sucked this year. Getting slower and slower
The new president of OCA is cool
ASS is always a good time. If you come, you will knowEDIT: You can only post in this thread, if you were at ASS

[sleepyalero]

1. kenny drives like a bat out of hell... :p
2. ManWhore is OBSESSED with "hella flushing/stancing" out his Alero. (which i think would be pretty cool to see...)
3. Some girls like to smoke pot at the host hotel...
4. there were quite a few hot girls at HOOTERS.
5. AleroBMXer likes to get drunk and rip off his spoiler and put on a GT one.
6. Oldsmans alero is very cool and its one of my many favorites.
7. Billy likes the smell of his hood after hooters.
8. Species is a weird movie.
9. The news lady was..................
10. everyone is very nice, cool people, and i was happy i got to hang out with you/meet you all at ASS. it was a great time and it was cool to see all your guy's nice rides. :)

[Oldsnut]

1)Scot has had Wet Dreams
2)Aleromodders have got to get new old people jokes.
3)Kenny does drink Beer.
4)Kenny can't spell Fellatio or Sponsors.
5)Aleros have a release button under the engine bay fuse box.
6)Billyman & IonC2 suck at wiring.
7)Kenny needs to re-learn pick up lines on girls and kissing Ion won't help.
8)Ion is actually nimble on his feet when kissed by another guy(Never seen him run so fast).
9)BMXer has the service dates etched into his engine bay.
10)Billyman uses his car to go Raccoon hunting.
11)Falloutguy looks like a bird when he dances.
12)Scots son CJ shit is STAINKY and can peel wallpaper.

[Oldsman]

1. Cliff can't tell time
2. Old people shouldn't use batting cages
3. Chrysler vans have off road option
4. Michigan people don't understand road closed signs
5. Young Aleromodders need more Alero History classes
6. Manwhore has matured a little
7. German cars suck
8. Sunburn + hottub = ouch
9. Random strange people will walk into your room
10. Redog can't say banner

[Old's Wife]

[[/LIST]EDIT: You can only post in this thread, if you were at ASS[/QUOTE]

Does this go for me too?????????

Looks like you all had a great time.

[xXManwhoreXx]

1. Michigan is a lonely drive.
2. When you get old Grand Am's start looking like Aleros.
3. I have the absolute worst sounding exhaust.
4. Following sleepy at night with his black out tails sucks.
5. Dr. Fellatio drives a Ford Escape.
6. Don't be surprised to see a lesbian orgy when your looking for the News on the Hotel TV.
7. Ion, Sleepy, and the red 5 speed alero guy in your trunk can give the apperence of lowering springs.
8. When Bennigans has more attractive girls than Hooters and they are fully clothed you know its time to close down the Hooters.

[[ion] C2]

the red 5 speed alero guy
Cliff8298

[Redog]

1. Cliff can't tell time
2. Old people shouldn't use batting cages
3. Chrysler vans have off road option
4. Michigan people don't understand road closed signs
5. Young Aleromodders need more Alero History classes
6. Manwhore has matured a little
7. German cars suck
8. Sunburn + hottub = ouch
9. Random strange people will walk into your room
10. Redog can't say banner

1 true
2 that goes for you too Scot
3 LOL
4 LOL, esp with 22's
5 True, very true
6 I was surprised
7 I was also surprised
8 dumbass
9 She was hot and drunk, all she had to do was drop that scrub
10 Philly accent, yo!

[Redog]

1)Scot has had Wet Dreams
2)Aleromodders have got to get new old people jokes.
3)Kenny does drink Beer.
4)Kenny can't spell Fellatio or Sponsors.
5)Aleros have a release button under the engine bay fuse box.
6)Billyman & IonC2 suck at wiring.
7)Kenny needs to re-learn pick up lines on girls and kissing Ion won't help.
8)Ion is actually nimble on his feet when kissed by another guy(Never seen him run so fast).
9)BMXer has the service dates etched into his engine bay.
10)Billyman uses his car to go Raccoon hunting.
11)Falloutguy looks like a bird when he dances.
12)Scots son CJ shit is STAINKY and can peel wallpaper.

1 :emotlol:
2 Gotta admit that "lack of penis" joke I got on you was pretty good
3 total of 10 beers that weekend, more than I drink the rest of the year, put together
4 12 years of Cathlioc school, YO!
5 crazy shit!
6 Gotta keep the FD in business
7 :( & too bad she didn't come by the hotel later
8 He was so close and I didn't have a fart ready
9 I know, WTF!
10 Billy's car won, and lost
11 LOL
12 Must take after his father :awesome:

[Oldsnut]

1 true
2 that goes for you too Scot
3 LOL
4 LOL, esp with 22's
5 True, very true
6 I was surprised
7 I was also surprised
8 dumbass
9 She was hot and drunk, all she had to do was drop that scrub
10 Philly accent, yo!

2)Funny thing is that I think I made more contact than all of you combined that night not counting the 2 shots to my ankle.




"Lack of Penis" comment, I don't even remember you saying that are you sure you are not delusional?

[billytheman1188]

1. Oldsnut has OSV rims
2. Redog doesn't check for pot holes
3. 24s can go off-roading and not get a flat! :-0 haha
4. My hood can withstand over 240 pounds ;)
5. Oldsman and Oldsnut will do ANYTHING for a good photo (even if it means getting a guy to bring them up on a lift) Good thinkin!
6. The Olds Museum sells Olds Bravada MINTS lol
7. Ion and bigdaddy CRACK ME UP
8. ASS GETS BETTER EVERY YEAR!!!!

[sleepyalero]

4. Following sleepy at night with his black out tails sucks.

why does this suck? lol

[mastershake]

what is the release button under the fuse box for??

[Oldsnut]

To release the fuse box so you don't have to remove your strut tower brace if you have one.

[cavaliers60]

Even though I wasn't there, this is what I learned..... I NEED TO GO!!!! AND I'M GOING NEXT YEAR! I mean it.... I will be there.

[[ion] C2]

2. Redog doesn't check for pot holes

:rotflmao:

[Redog]

Even though I wasn't there, this is what I learned..... I NEED TO GO!!!! AND I'M GOING NEXT YEAR! I mean it.... I will be there.

:bs:

[cavaliers60]

:bs:


I knew someone would do that.... I'll show you all. I'll be there.

[Oldsnut]

I knew someone would do that.... I'll show you all. I'll be there.
We'll see if you can affoed it with a kid on the way.

[AleroB888]

We'll see if you can affoed it with a kid on the way.

next year, trailer out a big-screen TV and connect us all via skype :awesome:

[cavaliers60]

bahaha. Why would I wanna do that!

And I will come. I have an idea too if we still give out prizes... Thinking about doing the Projector retrofit on my headlights, and if they turn out really good, I might give them away to someone at the meet, and make another set for myself.

[cherrington17]

oh. I plan on doing a turbo build and I'll show up next year too.

Since we're being charitable... I'll donate my whole build. Just do a quick manifold/intake swap in the parking lot.

WOOT!

[sleepyalero]

bahaha. Why would I wanna do that!

And I will come. I have an idea too if we still give out prizes... Thinking about doing the Projector retrofit on my headlights, and if they turn out really good, I might give them away to someone at the meet, and make another set for myself.

That would be cool. :coolio:

[Oldsnut]

oh. I plan on doing a turbo build and I'll show up next year too.

Since we're being charitable... I'll donate my whole build. Just do a quick manifold/intake swap in the parking lot.

WOOT!
LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR.

[cavaliers60]

That would be cool. :coolio:

I thought it would be. If they are anything like my Tmax was, it won't be hard to do at all. The only hard part will be getting my lens apart. Last time I took them apart, I put a ton of sealant on. :lol:

[Redog]

I knew someone would do that.... I'll show you all. I'll be there.

Right, just like you said the last week of June in 2010, and 2009, and 2008, and 2007, and 2006...

Why has this gone from "What I learned at ASS" to "the piss poor excuses why I wasn't there and a year wasn't enough time to plan the trip"

[cavaliers60]

things do come up you know. I'm sick and tired of you all bashing us because we have things that come up. Yes I want to go, and I do plan to go each year, but things happen in life. Sorry it doesn't fit YOUR expectations. If that's how you are going to treat people, then fuck it. Who wants to go if that's how you all act towards those who don't.

[[ion] C2]

More than likely, people suck at planning for anything. You have a year's notice, time to save, time to schedule things around it... when excuses pile up year after year.. yeah, it gets old. So don't get pissed at us because you're unreliable.

[cherrington17]

LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR.

Its called being factious old man. Look it up... :lol:

[cavaliers60]

I still say screw it... I might instead take a trip somewhere that weekend... Still might give away the projector headlights though.... Gotta come up with something...

[sleepyalero]

I thought it would be. If they are anything like my Tmax was, it won't be hard to do at all. The only hard part will be getting my lens apart. Last time I took them apart, I put a ton of sealant on. :lol:

Get on it!

[cavaliers60]

I will! :lol:

[Redog]

C2;590292']More than likely, people suck at planning for anything. You have a year's notice, time to save, time to schedule things around it... when excuses pile up year after year.. yeah, it gets old. So don't get pissed at us because you're unreliable.

QFT and I add, we wouldn't break your balls if you didn't say every June 25th and Jan 1st, "I'm so going to ASS next/this year" and then not show up

I still say screw it... I might instead take a trip somewhere that weekend... Still might give away the projector headlights though.... Gotta come up with something...

Kinda early for you to make the excuse for ASS '12, but then again it doesn't surprise me.

[cavaliers60]

Well if that's how you guys act, then no, I'm not going. I got better things to do.

[[ion] C2]

That makes sense; people are upset because you claim to want to go but never follow through. So now you intend to not come to further reinforce your inability to commit.

I'd like next year's to be the biggest turnout yet. We need everyone who can come, to come. You shouldn't be declining out of spite. It's one weekend out of the year. Show some support for those who are keeping these cars alive, and represent our community with us in Lansing.

[sleepyalero]

:(

[falloutboy]

Although it is pretty late, but I learned at ASS, that this was one of my best decisions in life.

Ohh and by the way, my trophy arrived yesterday :)

I had sooo much fun with you. Why did the Weekend have to end?

Greetings from the german dude

[falloutboy]

And I just remembered; I learned not to have someone given birth in my car - cause this stinks and can never be get rid off.

[Dr. Fellatio]

One thing I really learned is that Redog is a player. No phone call since our "date"

you said I was the first woman you had in the Alero and now no phone call?:(

[Oldsnut]

One thing I really learned is that Redog is a player. No phone call since our "date"

you said I was the first woman you had in the Alero and now no phone call?:(
Yes you were the first women because before that they were all boys. :eek: :lol:

[billytheman1188]

Well if that's how you guys act, then no, I'm not going. I got better things to do.

Dude....these guys are ball busters....idk if you have worked/been around many people like that but thats how they are. If you come to a show you will see that. I think its a little ridiculous all the crap their giving you but get over it and come support us like ion said. Or don't.....simple as that.