Who wants to room up at ASS 13? Few requirements

[Silentalero]

Ok so anybody who's been around me at ASS knows its safer to room with me than against me. So I have to choose a bunk mate carefully. If you fit these qualifications, we can talk.

* You aren't shy around women
* You aren't shy around women (yes i know the amod crew so i mentioned it twice)
* You don't sleep early. Late night debauchery is the best.
* You know guy code...nothing else needs to be said.
* You have a creative mind, because there is so little time and so many opportunities.
* You are not some lunatic who's gonna steal my kidneys mid night.
* You aren't shy, I can't deal with quiet people.
* Last but not least, you wanna be able to go back home with some of the best stories from the final ASS.


Some examples, Scott, do you have the vids from the room break in a few years ago? You know, the one where we got the door slammed in our face and somebody went into hiding.

[fisdad]

I'd bunk with ya. I'm not sure I want to rely on Eric to pay us all back in one year for the rooms he owes us lol. That just seems like a bad idea lol. Besides, if you need a partner in crime... I have an honest face; nobody suspects me.

[Oldsman]

oh the cherrington vid........i'll look.

maybe some beer guns this year..........lol

Everyone watch your extra key card as a warning......LOL

[bdyman]

ill pass, to old for that bullshit

[Silentalero]

I'd bunk with ya. I'm not sure I want to rely on Eric to pay us all back in one year for the rooms he owes us lol. That just seems like a bad idea lol. Besides, if you need a partner in crime... I have an honest face; nobody suspects me.
I like the cut of your jib sir. Its the innocent ones that have the best luck
oh the cherrington vid........i'll look.

maybe some beer guns this year..........lol

Everyone watch your extra key card as a warning......LOL
:lol: :lol: I even gave the wrong name and they still gave me one

ahh Cherrington, he was so pissed

omg, i completely forgot about the beer guns, and the grade school baseball team that got hosed. :lol: i bet their parents were pissed
ill pass, to old for that bullshit
to old my ass, dude im 31 now. Besides, if we can get enough to come out this year, maybe we'll get 1 more ass out of it. :scpimp:

[jackal2000]

ahhhh memories.

[Oldsnut]

ahhhh memories.
Just don't do breaking out in Barbara Streisand songs or you are banned from ASS.

[fisdad]

Just don't do breaking out in Barbara Streisand songs or you are banned from ASS.

Where is your sense of adventure Scott? He can't help it if he's got a little drag queen in there somewhere.

[xXManwhoreXx]

Im down I have a best wingman trophy for 2012 and im not creepy. If you wanna pull some v. Im your best bet.


Ill buy a second room for the rest of you fags

[[ion] C2]

Im down I have a best wingman trophy for 2012 and im not creepy. If you wanna pull some v. Im your best bet.

Ill buy a second room for the rest of you fags

http://i.imgur.com/Agci8.gif

[xXManwhoreXx]

Plus I will have an import buddy

[sleepyalero]

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hahahahahahahahahaha

yeah you better buy a second room!!!!!!! lol he has a gf, careful i might run and tell jenna ;)

[xXManwhoreXx]

Im not gotting any v there im just gonna pass it out.

[Silentalero]

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She is def my new fav actress. Telling the media she took a shot before the Oscars....perfect!

[Silentalero]

hahahahahahahahahaha

yeah you better buy a second room!!!!!!! lol he has a gf, careful i might run and tell jenna ;)

Guy code fail brotha

[sleepyalero]

Guy code fail brotha

total joke lol wouldnt do that.

[Silentalero]

total joke lol wouldnt do that.

If you did, you don't realize the target that you'd paint :lol:

[xXManwhoreXx]

You must know know sleepy. Hes a total cockblock

[Oldsnut]

Where is your sense of adventure Scott? He can't help it if he's got a little drag queen in there somewhere.
Your banned from ASS for calling me Scot.

[xXManwhoreXx]

Haha banned for life.. thats much an insult

[Redog]

My 4 year old son will be with me. Break into my room for some stupid shit, I'm breaking your nose.

Fair Warning ;)

[Babyblue]

How much is a room for the night?

[03glgold]

It will depend on when you get it, how many people you have, what group rate is worked out...right now for the host hotel on expedia it is around 70-80 average per night depending on how many you say will be in the room

[sleepyalero]

You must know know sleepy. Hes a total roosterblock

righttttttt

[Oldsnut]

My 4 year old son will be with me. Break into my room for some stupid shit, I'm breaking your nose.

Fair Warning ;)
Adam is at the perfect height for an awesome groin shot to whomever tries to get in.

[Babyblue]

Okay, I have money for a room. I can't afford one for myself. hah

[Redog]

It will depend on when you get it, how many people you have, what group rate is worked out...right now for the host hotel on expedia it is around 70-80 average per night depending on how many you say will be in the room

Right here is why Scot can't get a lower rate on the rooms.

By booking a room some other way, you are not in the block of rooms, thus the rate does not go down for us as a whole. If people just booked a room in the Aleromod block starting years ago, it would be equal to the AAA rate

[Silentalero]

Your banned from ASS for calling me Scot.
:lol: oh come on, you both are old and like to sword fight with putters
My 4 year old son will be with me. Break into my room for some stupid shit, I'm breaking your nose.

Fair Warning ;)

Pfft, who you think is gonna help let us in, I'm sure the kid would love to help our cause :coolio:

[fisdad]

My 4 year old son will be with me. Break into my room for some stupid shit, I'm breaking your nose.

Fair Warning ;)

lol... Good thinkin Kenny! Maybe I should bring Sophie?

[natedawg9640]

Ok so anybody who's been around me at ASS knows its safer to room with me than against me. So I have to choose a bunk mate carefully. If you fit these qualifications, we can talk.

* You aren't shy around women
* You aren't shy around women (yes i know the amod crew so i mentioned it twice)
* You don't sleep early. Late night debauchery is the best.
* You know guy code...nothing else needs to be said.
* You have a creative mind, because there is so little time and so many opportunities.
* You are not some lunatic who's gonna steal my kidneys mid night.
* You aren't shy, I can't deal with quiet people.
* Last but not least, you wanna be able to go back home with some of the best stories from the final ASS.


Some examples, Scott, do you have the vids from the room break in a few years ago? You know, the one where we got the door slammed in our face and somebody went into hiding.

if i were going i'd be down.

[xXManwhoreXx]

So its official me and silent are rooming

[Oldsnut]

God help us all!!

[03glgold]

Right here is why Scot can't get a lower rate on the rooms.

By booking a room some other way, you are not in the block of rooms, thus the rate does not go down for us as a whole. If people just booked a room in the Aleromod block starting years ago, it would be equal to the AAA rate

I wasn't saying I would book that way, I am still waiting to see what happens, however I had to look to figure for budgeting purposes and someone asked so I posted what I knew...Depending on what the block rate is I would rather be in a grouping with everyone anyways, however both me and my friends will not have a lot of excess funds so I can't afford much more.

[Nas Escobar]

Me personally I can't sleep with other people like that.

But I can deff hang out in the room while you all are messing around .

[sleepyalero]

Me personally I can't sleep with other people like that.

But I can deff hang out in the room while you all are messing around .

im not crazy like most of the guys hahaha im just there to hang out. have a good time without the mayhem ;)

[Silentalero]

Me personally I can't sleep with other people like that.

But I can deff hang out in the room while you all are messing around .

so you just wanna watch?:lol: :awesome:

[xXManwhoreXx]

Me personally I can't sleep with other people like that.

But I can deff hang out in the room while you all are messing around .

Gonna beat off in the corner?

[Nas Escobar]

No, that's your job. I'll be the one making the pornos to upload on Alerodriversgonewild.com so you can remember the hot bitches and spank off again and again while I profit off your stroking through the google ads I will place throughout the site.

Plus I'll stay in touch with Sleepy to know what car parts you need for your Alero and your Honda, that way I can tailor the ads so you will actually click on them. :p

[Oldsnut]

so you just wanna watch?:lol: :awesome:
They call him Manwhore for a reason.

[Redog]

The only one that does stupid shit is Silent. He does manage to get a few sheep every time he shows up at an Alero event

[natedawg9640]

bah. that's what makes good stories.

[Redog]

Good story?

Marc getting turned down by a 14 year old girl was a good one.

One at ASS 2013: Remember when Silent broke into Redog's room and silly stringed his kid and Redog broke his nose :awesome:

[WIALERO]

Im laid back sit back in a chair with my lovely beer and a tv remote :) once i have a beer and a tv with a remote im not getting up i have a mini fridge next to my chair with beer redbull and mountain dew lol

[WIALERO]

Good story?

Marc getting turned down by a 14 year old girl was a good one.

One at ASS 2013: Remember when Silent broke into Redog's room and silly stringed his kid and Redog broke his nose :awesome:


This is a good story:lol:

[Silentalero]

The only one that does stupid shit is Silent. He does manage to get a few sheep every time he shows up at an Alero event
You missed the GAP days, there were crews of people just like me, thats where the beer guns came into play and a team of grade school kids talked shit to one of us pissing in the bushes. Turned and got hosed down with beer. :lol:
Good story?

Marc getting turned down by a 14 year old girl was a good one.

One at ASS 2013: Remember when Silent broke into Redog's room and silly stringed his kid and Redog broke his nose :awesome:

Hardly, we found out later she was 17 and I didn't get turned down. If I remember it was Jackal or somebody who went up and got turned down. Hell she was willing to come drink with us in the parking lot when i asked. :lol: Minus the age it was still a yes

Are you trying to get into a pissing contest about thinking you could kick my ass or somethin? Its the 2nd time you've mentioned it. Relax

[Oldsnut]

My money is on Adam.

[billytheman1188]

Marc.....i'm down for w/e you have planned :lol: If this is gonna be the last one were gonna make it one to remember! ;)

[tw0123]

lol pack some sleeping bags... I can see someone getting kicked out of the hotel!!!!

[Babyblue]

Anyone wanna split a room?

[Nas Escobar]

lol pack some sleeping bags... I can see someone getting kicked out of the hotel!!!!


We're going to have cars there, we're not going camping. Worse comes to worst, someone's sleeping in their car. Hell, I might sleep in my car hahaha

[sleepyalero]

i might too to save money

[Nas Escobar]

Now we're talking!

[xXManwhoreXx]

Fold down the back seats and you two can cuddle..

[Silentalero]

Marc.....i'm down for w/e you have planned :lol: If this is gonna be the last one were gonna make it one to remember! ;)
See thats the spirit. This is gonna be a blast!
lol pack some sleeping bags... I can see someone getting kicked out of the hotel!!!!

Nah, I keep messing with people within limits. :cool: Its all about having fun, not ruining a weekend.

[sleepyalero]

Fold down the back seats and you two can cuddle..

should i bring up ass 2010 i believe it was eric?

when i had scott with me, and you needed a place to stay... :rolleyes2:

[xXManwhoreXx]

We cuddled hard... it happens man whatever.. just an fyi uou put your arm around me in thd middle of the night and called me scot

[sleepyalero]

We cuddled hard... it happens man whatever.. just an fyi uou put your arm around me in thd middle of the night and called me scot

your a fkin liar! lol you were so sketched out on it, i was trying to be nice so you werent uncomfortable on the floor

[fisdad]

your a fkin liar! lol you were so sketched out on it, i was trying to be nice so you werent uncomfortable on the floor

I'm not sure WHO started it, but i'm sure there WAS snuggling :lol:

It's cool, we'll get you two another room so you can have your alone time.

[xXManwhoreXx]

It was a few years ago ryan not last year... ASS noob

[fisdad]

It was a few years ago ryan not last year... ASS noob

Oh I know. They don't call you the ManWhore for nothing!

[Nas Escobar]

Fold down the back seats and you two can cuddle..

My Cutlass Supreme seats don't go down so HA!

[sleepyalero]

My Cutlass Supreme seats don't go down so HA!

i have no backseats ;)



you will see at ASS

[fisdad]

You may get laid more often if you'd put those back in sleepy...Just sayin :p

[sleepyalero]

hahaha nah i like killin bitches backs.

[Redog]

You missed the GAP days, there were crews of people just like me, thats where the beer guns came into play and a team of grade school kids talked shit to one of us pissing in the bushes. Turned and got hosed down with beer. :lol:


Yes, I was only at the first ASS. That is when I started making an apperence at these things. I joined A-mod in Nov 2003, first ASS was 2004

Hardly, we found out later she was 17 and I didn't get turned down. If I remember it was Jackal or somebody who went up and got turned down. Hell she was willing to come drink with us in the parking lot when i asked. :lol: Minus the age it was still a yes

Are you trying to get into a pissing contest about thinking you could kick my ass or somethin? Its the 2nd time you've mentioned it. Relax

Really I thought she was 16. That I'm just exaggeratting a little bit. We all know you tried to get her back to the hotel, for many illeagle things ;)

Kick your ass? No I'm not starting a fight or getting bent outta shape. However if anybody fucks with my kid, all bets are off. I'm sure anybody, parent or not, can understand that ;)

[xXManwhoreXx]

Lol if some silly stringed my kid I would laugh.. I imagine adam would too

[Silentalero]

Yes, I was only at the first ASS. That is when I started making an apperence at these things. I joined A-mod in Nov 2003, first ASS was 2004



Really I thought she was 16. That I'm just exaggeratting a little bit. We all know you tried to get her back to the hotel, for many illeagle things ;)

Kick your ass? No I'm not starting a fight or getting bent outta shape. However if anybody effs with my kid, all bets are off. I'm sure anybody, parent or not, can understand that ;)
I hear ya, besides ask Scot, kids love me because we are close to the same mentality, plus half the fun is getting them involved in things to make them enjoy the weekend too.
Lol if some silly stringed my kid I would laugh.. I imagine adam would too

Kids are better at spraying the silly string, nobody can get mad at them. Last time we had adults hold it, and the snaps, and the bucket of water. We got the door slammed in our face and a pissy attitude :lol:

[sleepyalero]

i dont care what you guys do, as long as nothing happens to my car. :lol:

or push me in the pool with my phone in my pocket (like papa rad last year) then he came to find out it was water proof lol...

i think ill just stay away from the pool on second thought. :lol:

[03glgold]

we didn't throw him in the pool because he had his phone, then when we told him that he said who cares it's water proof and chucked it into the pool...the look on the people that weren't in our group was priceless

[sleepyalero]

iohhhhhh lol

[Oldsman]

we didn't throw him in the pool because he had his phone, then when we told him that he said who cares it's water proof and chucked it into the pool...the look on the people that weren't in our group was priceless

That was priceless. OMG.............LMAO

[Nas Escobar]

i have no backseats ;)



you will see at ASS

LOL what's the point of a 4 door if you don't have the backseats?

[Babyblue]

I can't guarantee I will have enough money for my own room. Does anyone wanna room and split the cost?

[sleepyalero]

LOL what's the point of a 4 door if you don't have the backseats?

idk i hated having 4 people in my car so i pulled the back seats out so only me and 1 other person could ride lol. plus it makes it nicer for hauling stuff cause i dont have to worry about messing up the back seats, like when i go to ass and bring the rims/tires for waialero i can just shove em right in with no worries, also carried a full size jack back there. haha

[Nas Escobar]

I've thrown those hydraulic jacks in my trunk before. Not the most fun thing to do but it also fits there.

[sleepyalero]

easier to have the back seats out! ive put it in the trunk too.

[WIALERO]

idk i hated having 4 people in my car so i pulled the back seats out so only me and 1 other person could ride lol. plus it makes it nicer for hauling stuff cause i dont have to worry about messing up the back seats, like when i go to ass and bring the rims/tires for waialero i can just shove em right in with no worries, also carried a full size jack back there. haha

Ha then ima have mine in my car unless anyone wants to buy them for 150 all tires have 90%u left on them and only missing 2 hubcaps lol

[WIALERO]

And you will no when i pull up with the new badges on the car ;)

[WIALERO]

Being the last one we should all hit up the strip club! :)

[jawa]

is it getting hot still or is it solved

[WIALERO]

is it getting hot still or is it solved


Nope doing fine sits at half way and finally got rid of the missfire code last night and car runs smooth as butter gunna fix my fans and then all the mechanical should be fine but any luck on a tranny yet? I hav not been able to find any