Things Learned In Niagara Falls

[Molson]

1. It is possible to listen to the same song about 12 times over 2 days and hear it differently everytime.
2. All day/night Karaoke sucks.... Until you start drinking and participating from the hotel balcony.
3. Batman can be summonned with as little tools as a pen and fingernail scissors.
4.Batman will make an appearance everyone.
5. Batman symbol on SkyTracker lights = not as easy as it sounds. (good covert Op Mark)
6. ThriftLodge Ice Machine has a hard time keeping up to Car Clubs and Baseball Teams.
7. 10 cases of beer in 2 days = teh win
8. Friday night WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOO's from 3am to 6am does not make Jenn's happy. :)
9. Journey under the Falls = great refresher on a hot day.
10. Hotel chairs on rollers rock.
11. Jeff turns chinese when drinking.
12. Geoff tends to stay put when drinking..

[MikeSS]

1. Karaokee Catalouges contain only 5-6 songs max which as said before, will be repeated all night long.
2. EVERY Drunk old man thinks he can sing Luis Armstrong's It's A Wonderful World.
3. Denny's is the slowest served food on the planet, and costs more then my monthly Alero repairs.
4. Jim loves whipping on the sirens when stuck in traffic/is bored/just for the hell of it.
5. A Mickey of Vodka in a Slurpee = Not a Good idea (Right Jason?)
6. Being so drunk by 7:50 that you are banned from singing Karaokee = Priceless.
7. Seeing Geoff move once he hits the bottle is rarer then spotting Jesus.
8. Cheap hotel rooms are Cheap for a reason (Whats that smell?)
9. Girls LOVE, I repeat LOVE when guys whistle at them from balcony's.
10. Keep an eye on your Whopper's, Married women WILL take them out of your bag and eat them right in front of you.
11. Sure sign Jeff is getting drunk, he has to sit down to get a beer out of the cooler.
12. A Discarded Sheet of VInyl can keep car guys entertained for hours (I am Batman)
13. Being the only American Saturday night will result in heckling (sorry Noodle)

[noodle]

1. Journey under the falls poncho's don't cover everything (hahaha poor jenn)
2. next time move car away from balcony when softball players give us a huge bag of peanuts
3. nothing in the world will wake me up from a sleep
4. 5 mile cuties should stay that far away
5. yelling at a couple while they are arguing makes for great fun :)
6. Denny's breakfasts do not make for a good meal after a night of beer drinking
7. there is a birdman, and I have seen him
8. some people should learn to quit gambling when they are down.
9. staying at one slot machine makes you rich (congrats geoff!!! ya bastid)
10. I will get pulled over at the boarder when I have nothing to hide.
11. New Liskard is really far north
12. It takes me longer to get across the bridge then it takes to get back home.
13. My car doubles as the batmobile

[ptrudel]

1. Niagara Falls is fockin far from new liskeard
2. Jeff is the shiznit when he's drunk
3. Jeff hates losin 110$ with nothin in return...especially when i win 60$ with 10$
4. James can't hit a target when he's drunk :lol: (strenght competition)
5. Kids are bullsihtters(said his friend had a alero with $200G under the hood)
6. The best karaoke singers are the 10 year olds :blink:
7. I really AM allergic to beer :wacko:
8. Drunk guys thought that 50 year old women were hot...thank god i was "sleepin"
9. Never eat too much Denny's....even when a hottie beside you says u can <_<
10. Geoff's GPS is funny :lol:
11. Some ppl don't know when to stop at casinos...Sam...
12. The 400 series hwy's are WAY fun compared to hwy11
13. Maid Of The Mist poncho's are CRAP
14. Jen's HAWT....had to throw that in :P
15. James can stuff lots of "toys" in his TrailBlazer


and last thing i learned...you can never be too excited for one of these meets...i can't wait till the next one :D :thumbsup:

[MikeSS]

14. Jenn loves the term "TIGHT ENDS"

[Molson]

- if you're stading in the parking lot drinking a beer, the 12 year old security guard yells at ya. But if you're in a car, listening to music, drinking a beer, they say nothing. :)

[ptrudel]

James is a funny drunk....us walking into another bar...he sees ladies...yells: HEY!...the chicks turnaround....him: WHOA!! Nevermind, turn back around!


:lol: :lol: that was hilarious man

[ptrudel]

another thing learned...its IMPOSSIBLE to sleep when there's karaoke and drunk baseball players in the rooms next door

oh, the balcony bounces the whole floor too <_< :angry:

[Youngblood77]

Ok, I was only there for a short time, but here goes:

8) Within 5 minutes of pulling in the driveway, I had a beer in hand.....@ that moment, I KNEW this was my kinda crowd. http://www.grandamgt.com/forum/images/smilies/molson.gif

7) all votes are in, Jen's hawt.

6) I caught myself wondering how noodle and coredump got their names atLEAST twice.

5) Oldskool is all about the tight ends on the karioke stage.

4) Wow, Pat's hood looks just as bad in person as in the pictures. On a side note, pictures on here of his interior don't do it justice. It looks bitchin', and was well-worth the effort.

3) I'm now realizing that I need a career change. Screw construction, I wanna push the buttons on the elevator. Back off, I'm next in line after that kid off's himself.

2) I'd rather have a lobotomy than pay $13.00 for that Maid of the Mist thing again. ( and they can cram them blue trashbags you-know-where )

1) James is a sexy bitch when wearing a foam cowboy hat. ( I wish I had brought my camera )


I totally agree with Pat, I'm really anticipating next year. No matter what, I'm staying the weekend. :thumbsup:

[ptrudel]

i learned that alcohol really does blur the memory...right mike and tall chick at rumours :lol:

oh, and security guards at rumors only search random people....james and jeff got searched, but i didn't :P

[MikeSS]

Originally posted by 2000_olds_alero@Sep 27 2004, 06:24 PM
i learned that alcohol really does blur the memory...right mike and tall chick at rumours :lol:


:unsure: Uhhhh, Yeah...... :P

Damn guy friend stealing her away <_<

15. Alero's can rust on the door between the side windows (right pat?)

[ptrudel]

that's low <_<


i learned that...uhmm...highway 11 north SUCKS at night when you had no sleep...deer and moose and cars tend to jump out at ya :blink: :wacko:

[Psi]

1. KEEP SAM AWAY FROM THE f***ING CASINO'S ... ...:(

Yes, that's all I learned.

[coredump]

Things I learned...

1) The GPS can be your friend... until it wont shut up and stop saying "U turn now"
2) Jenn has a hot hairy muff... and I like it... :lol:
3) I dont move when I'm drinking... What the hell someone else was always going for a beer. B)
4) I was the Grandpa of the crowd staying at the hotel.
5) Jen (pontiac) likes to jump from lap to lap.
6) Sam sucks at gambling... badly... like more than a $2 whore
7) Batman is everywhere... except noodles car now. :(
8) Drunk people shouldn't try to pull off Mission Impossible stuff... like the Bat Signal attempt.
9) Some peoples blonde girlfriends really shouldnt be allowed to drink yet.
10) Jim doesn't do a very good job of leading convoys.

I'm sure I learned other things but I was too drunk for the memory to take hold.

[MikeSS]

Originally posted by Psi@Sep 27 2004, 07:29 PM
1. KEEP SAM AWAY FROM THE f***ING CASINO'S ... ...:(

Yes, that's all I learned.
HAHA! So did you win big back in Burlington?

[noodle]

Originally posted by Youngblood77@Sep 27 2004, 07:08 PM
6) I caught myself wondering how noodle and coredump got their names atLEAST twice.

nickname from High school. I guess it rhymes with my last name MacDougall. My friends still call me it.

[coredump]

Originally posted by Youngblood77@Sep 27 2004, 07:08 PM
6) I caught myself wondering how noodle and coredump got their names atLEAST twice.

Got mine in college when I first started learning to program on a UNIX box. Needless to say I sucked and kept getting coredump error messages. The name just stuck.

[blackout]

sounds like u had a blast. I can come next time cause i will be 19 YAY!!! :D :lol:

[MikeSS]

98. Got three more grands people to join this site GrandPrixGT, Trudgy and JHuck

[fusion]

Some things I learned on my limited Saturday stay!



Denny's is an overpriced sloppy food place - always sit near the Kitchen.. AHHH YEAH!

Forget musical chairs... if Musical Laps were a game........ :P Nuff Said.. tee hee
awww *hugz*... your skirt was HAWT.. and the sweater was HAWTER!

Don't you know the sequel? Batman RETERNS!! :ph34r:

If ya fall over in a patio chair from drinking too much, chances are they WON'T let ya do Karaoke !

Scary man singing love tunes is sketchy and freaky! Fairytales will NOT come true old man, go down to Lundy's Lane.....

When Jeff holds himself up to grab a brew from the cooler.. Priceless!!

Maid of the Mist.... Ya might as well be wearing a MAID outfit Puhaha.. Glad i went and bought a cigar instead :pimp:

Despite the cornering abilities of the Go Kart... an Alero is FAR off from that...lol.. although, i think Mike should get one of those Kart spoilers installed!!

Couples... and rooms with Jacuzzi's.... Pretty much Missing In Action... or... some kinda action.... *ehem*

UM.. Yeah, I Must stay down and drink... lots... don't worry, i'll be there fo' shizzle!

Jenn really don't like asian boi'z to touch her 'furry muffy thingy' :o :huh?:

Where the HECK was the CRUISE?? lol... sooooome car cruise...

:thumbsup:

[n8tureboy]

Crap, sounds like you guys had a ton of fun there this year... any ideas on a date for next year? Maybe i could plan my vacation around it...!

N8

[OLDSskool]

ALrighty.... well im sure yer all waitin for my list.. LoL...

1. Coolers are good for more than just keepin precious beer cold, they make a hell of a good seat when navigating the getting of the next beer(s)

2. Trying to steal someones shoes while being drunk is hard (BTW... I dont remember doing this James, sorry bro! HAHAHA)

3. Its shaved... (BWAHAHAHA)

4. Batman is quite the mission, glad you guys are artists cause Im sure my drawing would been a beer bottle.

5. Breaking full bear bottles while the cap on isnt fun :(

6. That dood mark didnt puke, im still upset from that!!

7. Driving to the beer store the day after a big night of drinking is pretty sketchy when you are shaking like an epileptic... interesting how the shaking stopped once I cracked a beer...

8. Losing money @ the casino when you have no control over your spending habits.. DAMN first timers making money while im just losin money left right and center (Sam still was the BIG WINNER tho! HAHAHA)

9. Jens got more lovers than Hugh Heffner


Some phrases that I have officially retired from the weekend.

1. "Aint that some poop"

2. "Now thats a TIGH END!"

3. "HOLLA!"

Well I think that just about covers things for now! LoL... Im sure I will think of more once my mind comes back together.. LoL

[Molson]

3. Its shaved... (BWAHAHAHA)

BwAHAHAHA HAHAHHA HJDSDJKSHDJKSD SD

hHSAAHHDSDd

lol

[ptrudel]

what's the story behind the "its shaved"? i obviously missed it <_<

[ptrudel]

another thing learned: i'm too nice a guy...i didn't stuff jen in the trunk cuz she was wearin a skirt...what was i thinkin :blink:

:P jen

[MikeSS]

1043. It is still possible to have a head ache 3 days after the meet :huh?:

[coredump]

Originally posted by MAlero@Sep 28 2004, 08:58 AM
1043. It is still possible to have a head ache 3 days after the meet :huh?:

hehe... mine finally stopped late last night! :blink:

And Jeff... #7... I hear ya there. That was some weird poop with the shakes. My drive to Dennys was interesting.

[ptrudel]

1043. It is still possible to have a head ache 3 days after the meet

i'm STILL feeling it...that beer got to me bad...but its not a headache :wacko: i'm pretty sure you avid drinkers can figure that one out <_<

[3.4 Euro Alero]

Anyone sober enough to take pics? Unfortunately I am going to Niagara Falls next weekend, 2 weeks to late. I am sure there are a few of us that would like to see some pics!

[MikeSS]

Lot os pics, some are in the Niagra Falls Meet Sticky,

Falls pics #1 (http://invision.aleromod.com/index.php?showtopic=6502)

others will be posted on the Grands Ontario site and I'll like to that site once they are up. More pics will be posted here i am sure

[MikeSS]

699. At Denny's the blood clots in the chicken come free of charge

[coredump]

^^^ not allowed to share anymore. :eek:

[fusion]

UGH... I feel your drinking pains!!

haha, though, sometimes you get really lucky and don't suffer a hangover :P

Bloodclot! dayam... i was so freakin' hungry, that i didn't eve check for that.. :pissed:

AHHHHH

[tenny]

damn... what did I miss :(

[coredump]

Originally posted by tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:10 PM
damn... what did I miss :(
Easiest way to put it... one helluva good time.

[little_pontiac]

Originally posted by coredump+Sep 28 2004, 02:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (coredump @ Sep 28 2004, 02:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:10 PM
damn... what did I miss :(
Easiest way to put it... one helluva good time. [/b][/quote]
Yes that it was, good times saturday when i was there. all kindz of stuff to do.

[tenny]

so this is a yearly meet? just for Aleros?

[MikeSS]

Originally posted by tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:53 PM
so this is a yearly meet? just for Aleros?
Yeah, it is a yearly event.

For Alero's and Grand Am's, Grand prix's, A Trailblazer,

[tenny]

and beer is involved correct? i'll be there next year! haha.

[little_pontiac]

Originally posted by tenny@Sep 28 2004, 04:29 PM
and beer is involved correct? i'll be there next year! haha.
yes there was. how many cases did u guys actually drink?

[ptrudel]

i think it was like 4 and a bit on friday night in our room....and total of 10 for our room...thats alot of beer :wacko:

[MikeSS]

and a couple from our room, and some tall boys, and a few mickey's of assorted Hard liquor (Mmmmmm Rye)

[Skiboarder311]

Originally posted by MAlero+Sep 28 2004, 02:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MAlero @ Sep 28 2004, 02:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:53 PM
so this is a yearly meet? just for Aleros?
Yeah, it is a yearly event.

For Alero's and Grand Am's, Grand prix's, A Trailblazer, [/b][/quote]
Pimp it trailblazer style :thumbsup:

[ptrudel]

Originally posted by Skiboarder311+Sep 28 2004, 07:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skiboarder311 @ Sep 28 2004, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by MAlero@Sep 28 2004, 02:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:53 PM
so this is a yearly meet? just for Aleros?
Yeah, it is a yearly event.

For Alero's and Grand Am's, Grand prix's, A Trailblazer,
Pimp it trailblazer style :thumbsup: [/b][/quote]
hell yeah, "PAY2PLA" right man :P :lol:

ya freakin heroin dealer :P
just messin

[coredump]

Originally posted by Skiboarder311@Sep 28 2004, 07:08 PM

Pimp it trailblazer style :thumbsup:
So when are you getting the 22" chrome spinners for the pimpmobile?

[MikeSS]

42045. We all now know the best thing about twenty nine year olds.

[coredump]

^^^ Oh no... :o


Jeff... remember my shower that you 'broke'? Well Saturday night I somehow ended up in the shower, not sure how I got there I just kept wondering how the hell I got to the falls when I was so drunk, and I 'fixed' it. Anyway, turns out we were turning the tap the wrong way... :blink:

[Molson]

"we"?!?!?

you guys were in the shower together?!?!

[3.4 Euro Alero]

Originally posted by Molson@Sep 29 2004, 11:48 AM
"we"?!?!?

you guys were in the shower together?!?!
Suddenly I'm not so dissapointed I could not make it. :o I sure hope no-one asks to start a "Rainbow Discussion Forum". :lol:

[coredump]

Originally posted by Molson@Sep 29 2004, 11:48 AM
"we"?!?!?

you guys were in the shower together?!?!
Uhhh..... bad choice of words... :blink:
Me, Jeff and Pat used my shower at distinct separate times, alone, with noone else there with us at all.... honest.

And if you need further proof do you honestly think someone else could fit in the shower with me considering my ass is the size of a small barn? :huh:

[3.4 Euro Alero]

my ass is the size of a small barn? :huh: [/QUOTE]

Some guys,.....uhum, chicks might like that.

[MikeSS]

I'm still waiting for the charge on my credit card that will read

'Damage charge RE: One broken light switch" :rolleyes:

[coredump]

Originally posted by MAlero@Sep 29 2004, 12:56 PM
I'm still waiting for the charge on my credit card that will read

'Damage charge RE: One broken light switch" :rolleyes:
They might not have noticed it... and if they did maybe you'll get lucky and they wont have noticed it until the next day when the rowdy baseball players were leaving.

[ptrudel]

light switch? is that the one you wanted chewing gum to fix? or was that our room? :unsure:

[Psi]

Originally posted by MAlero@Sep 29 2004, 11:56 AM
I'm still waiting for the charge on my credit card that will read

'Damage charge RE: One broken light switch" :rolleyes:
What about the towel rack :huh?:
hahahah

[Skiboarder311]

Originally posted by 2000_olds_alero+Sep 28 2004, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (2000_olds_alero @ Sep 28 2004, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Skiboarder311@Sep 28 2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by MAlero@Sep 28 2004, 02:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-tenny@Sep 28 2004, 02:53 PM
so this is a yearly meet? just for Aleros?
Yeah, it is a yearly event.

For Alero's and Grand Am's, Grand prix's, A Trailblazer,
Pimp it trailblazer style :thumbsup:
hell yeah, "PAY2PLA" right man :P :lol:

ya freakin heroin dealer :P
just messin [/b][/quote]
Hellz yeah nukka!!!



Oh poop, that reminds me, I never told u guys about goin back across the boarder saturday night.


So i pull up to the customs guy and hees like "whats ur plate number" so i tell him "P A Y 2 P L A" then he gives me a funny look and says " whose car are we drivin?" so i say, "its mine, i jus bought it" Then hees like "Oh really, what are u doin all the way up here in canada from pittsburgh all by urself"
so i said "I was meetin up with some friends" then outta the blue he asks me "what do you do?" So finally i realize taht this dood is thinkin i'm a drug dealer or sumpin and i start gettin scared taht i'm gonna get my poop searched, after hearin jeffs story. So i sat there for like 10 minz tellin the guy about the my alero, and why i had this license plate, and how i was meetin a buncha aleromod people at the falls and all this stuff. He just gave me a funny look and said, "arrite that was a good story, i'll let u thru this time"
So i got the hell outta there quick

I think even after i explained everything to him, he still thought i came up there to buy dope or sumthin.

LOL

thats the price u pay for drivin a new SUV and have "PAY2PLA" as ur license plate

[ptrudel]

hahahaha James that's funny as hell...we told you that plate would be no good :P

[little_pontiac]

what did i learn, hmmm...

boys with hang overs are fun to bug in the morning..haha

dennys lunch is the only way to go , kids meal all the way!!!

go karting in a skirt is not a good idea.

some $13 for the maid of the mist and u cant see anything.

Some Drop zone ride, that was some view and where was the camera..lol..next time for sure.

the casino was fun, i actually won money, unlike some ppl..haha..no names needed for this...

watching those baseball players getting yelled at by jen was priceless, some screaming going on becuase they kept her up. lol

watching jeff drink is priceless= hes wasn't drunk saturday night at all..haha.. yeah right.. u were soo done jeff.

and meeting all of you was great, cant wait for another niagara meet to have some more fun.

[Psi]

Did I mention I hate you all ... :(

Oh and to those questioning my gambling abilities ... I did this about 5 mins ago ...

Poker is my game baby! :thumbsup:

P.S. it cost me 2$ to enter, all of which I won free

[little_pontiac]

Originally posted by Psi@Sep 29 2004, 04:14 PM
Did I mention I hate you all ... :(

Oh and to those questioning my gambling abilities ... I did this about 5 mins ago ...

Poker is my game baby! :thumbsup:

u still dropped enough saturday night at the casino, but u can do really well so saturday wasnt ur night or friday :P

[coredump]

Originally posted by Psi@Sep 29 2004, 04:14 PM
Did I mention I hate you all ... :(

Oh and to those questioning my gambling abilities ... I did this about 5 mins ago ...

Poker is my game baby! :thumbsup:

P.S. it cost me 2$ to enter, all of which I won free
Photoshop is a wonderful toy... :huh?: And you still suck at gambling. :P

[noodle]

^^HAHAHAHA

so your only down what? 3 bills now?

[MikeSS]

I am going back to just outside of the falls again this weekend......I think I'm hooked <_<

Way to go Sam, just a few more wins and you'll have almost won back your money from the trip :lol:

This is why I don't gamble, I'm usless at it.

[ptrudel]

another thing i learned...we should hold more of these kinds of events...this time i'm there all weekend tho :thumbsup:

[Skiboarder311]

usually there are small meets up there every couplea months.

I was up there 3 times last year, there was usually just a couple people came down to hang out for the night

[MikeSS]

Yeah, I think A winter meet might have to be done, I'll be fully recovered by then I hope.

[Youngblood77]

A winter meet would be cool. B)

[turtles_ride]

ya but then my rims and chrome trime are taken off, and its too cold to sit out on the balcony. My girlfriend and i are going to the mayan rivera at the end of november, now theres' a place to sit around and drink. And the beers free too!! Anyone else want to come out to that winter meet?

[ptrudel]

sit out in the cold? that's why we have rooms...and bars....and night clubs... :thumbsup:

[Youngblood77]

Originally posted by turtles_ride@Oct 2 2004, 12:28 AM
ya but then my rims and chrome trime are taken off, and its too cold to sit out on the balcony. My girlfriend and i are going to the mayan rivera at the end of november, now theres' a place to sit around and drink. And the beers free too!! Anyone else want to come out to that winter meet?
How far from the falls is it? Sounds like a good time, but I'd prolly drink too much. ( who can turn down free beer? ) :lol:

[MikeSS]

I also learned someone in your room can break both the towel rack and light switch, but with some minor/ghetto repairs, you won't get charged for the damage. (just checked my visa bill, no charges for the minor incidents)

[coredump]

Originally posted by MAlero@Oct 5 2004, 10:33 AM
I also learned someone in your room can break both the towel rack and light switch, but with some minor/ghetto repairs, you won't get charged for the damage. (just checked my visa bill, no charges for the minor incidents)
Woohooo Long live Red Green!

[MikeSS]

My 1000th Posts! wooo hooo.

I thought I would put in here will most won't see other then my fellow post whore Canadians.

Man, it is so nice outside today, reminds me of the nice weather we had at the falls. Lets have another meet tonight, everyone get in your cars and bring loads o' beer! :rolleyes:

[coredump]

woohooo post number 271... err... ok... not much of a milestone but considering I was under 80 posts before we started our Niagara post whoring I'm impressed.

And yes... the weather rocks, this is great beer drinking weather.

[Skiboarder311]

I used to have over 2000 posts until the board got messed up.

it took some MAD whoreing to get that far

[ptrudel]

1000...psh...amateur :P

the weather is awesome here too...we gotta get another meet organized :thumbsup:

[little_pontiac]

u guys are all NUTS! some whoring by you all :P :P :P it was a beautiful day and i was stuck inside all day, stupid school... grrr... but now its time to play.