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doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 04:00 PM

*Brad looks over towards the back of the room* "Pat, stop licking the window"

ptrudel 08-03-2006 04:02 PM

"its either the window or the desk..take your pick"

:p

NjRef511 08-03-2006 04:02 PM

Well, he's gotta practice on something....

jackal2000 08-03-2006 04:02 PM

at least tell us what flavor it is

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 04:03 PM

"the snosberries taste like snosberries"

ptrudel 08-03-2006 04:04 PM

wtf's a snosberry?

NjRef511 08-03-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2000_olds_alero
wtf's a snosberry?


That's what I'd like to know. Maybe he's on something again.

ptrudel 08-03-2006 04:08 PM

i'm thinkin its like a willnot...

jackal2000 08-03-2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2000_olds_alero
wtf's a snosberry?


its an imaginary berry that is quite delightful when tripping of shrooms and high on weed.

ptrudel 08-03-2006 04:10 PM

ah...never experienced those yet

NjRef511 08-03-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackal2000
its an imaginary berry that is quite delightful when tripping of shrooms and high on weed.


I've gotta get me a few of those then :lol:

AnderbrA 08-03-2006 04:14 PM

just cuz its Alero hottness, the best way to do a burnout, is use a little lighter fluid, and light the front tires on fire. makes good black smoke, hell, they might even call the fire department....

sorry officer, i was just doin a burnout in my alero, wasnt it the best.

At least thats how the professionals do it!

NjRef511 08-03-2006 04:18 PM

Nah, Lighter fluid is for people like double0. Real men use gasoline

AnderbrA 08-03-2006 04:48 PM

that would explain the snosberries then.

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 05:36 PM

haha...damn i leave and i get thrown under the bus here...anyhow, nobodies ever seen super troopers? snosberries???

AnderbrA 08-03-2006 05:43 PM

Definition of Snozberry. Thanks Urban Dictionary. Sounds like Double0 likes his Snozberries. lol

#1
In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willie Wonka mentions licking snozberries. What most people don't know is that in one of Dahl's adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for penis. He was slipping dirty humor into a kid's book for his private amusement.
"...The snozberries taste like snozberries..." "What's a snozberry?" "I'm a trifle deaf in my left ear, next time speak up!"


#2
Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.
MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.

jackal2000 08-03-2006 05:44 PM

LMAO i knew brad was gay....

cherrington17 08-03-2006 05:46 PM

i thought pat was licking snozberries...

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 05:47 PM

haha...look jon can't even get his insults right...lol

jackal2000 08-03-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrington17
i thought pat was licking snozberries...


pat didnt know and brad mentioned it. it can be inferred that brad wants pat to lick his "snosberry". OMG!

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 05:56 PM

clearly what i said si that he WAS licking the snozberries...poor pat, he can't even defend himself here

jackal2000 08-03-2006 06:20 PM

yea but whose is the question?

kwhauck 08-03-2006 06:22 PM

this is how you do it at a track......

Click here to see Video

nateb06 08-03-2006 06:45 PM

D**M^^^ But seriously. Like when i got in a wreck and had a rental alero. just pull back teh E-brake, push down on the brakes then hit the gas till you have it at about 1200 RPM, then let go of the brake let the tires get smoking pretty good, then slam the gas and pull back teh E-brake. Instant cloud of smoke. nuff said

BlackJack 08-03-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwhauck
this is how you do it at a track......


Not too bad, who's was it?

Next order of business:

Be careful to avoid this -

Mr_White 08-03-2006 07:20 PM

Mike = scalero's old car Kyle's new car

steve-o 08-03-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackJack
Not too bad, who's was it?

Next order of business:

Be careful to avoid this -


wow that really sucks, but this thread is too funny :p

burg03 08-03-2006 07:53 PM

snosberries, omg all of you are gay

burg03 08-03-2006 07:55 PM

Oh no not a blown tranny,that sucks

BlackJack 08-03-2006 08:10 PM

look man....the days of post-whoring are over.....it's OK to put your comments into one post :)

alero440 08-03-2006 08:52 PM

OMG, snozberries. I love super troopers! As for the shrooms, never did I want snozberries. I wanted ice cream ;)

jackal2000 08-03-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alero440
OMG, snozberries. I love super troopers! As for the shrooms, never did I want snozberries. I wanted ice cream ;)


bs u didnt want snosberries! u know u love em!! LOL

NFS 08-03-2006 10:59 PM

I burnout is a great way to find out how much you don't have for a new trans-axle.

ptrudel 08-03-2006 11:23 PM

thanks arseholes...insult me when i'm gone eh

kyle, thats a sick burnout man

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 11:34 PM

hey i'll insult you while you're here....now take that snozberry out of your mouth and type

AlbinoMonkeyRat 08-03-2006 11:36 PM

I'm still waiting for the pay-off to all this nonsense (the newb comes back)

lol

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 11:37 PM

haha, he's going to be like WTF??? LOL..."these guys are freaking nuts"

BlackJack 08-03-2006 11:39 PM

I'm sure he wouldn't be the first to reach that conclusion

doubleN0alero 08-03-2006 11:40 PM

...youre right and i'm 900% positive that he's not going to be the last

Alero2k4 08-04-2006 12:05 AM

If it was an honest question...he won't come back. He looks like the biggest idiot in the world after this thread....


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