1.) Everyone loves me! (Thanks everyone!)
2.) That I can start a business at A.S.S picking up starbucks for $15.01 a cup. (I owe you Papa Smurf!)
3.) I am the second most annoying person at A.S.S
4.) Polish showers ruled in room 268
5.) They still sell phones from the 1990's
6.) Lemonade and Malibu is not such a good combination
7.) Parrot Bay and orange/pineapple goes quick, bring two bottles next time.
8.) My car makes a great movie theater
9.) Papa Smurf actually can sound like a smurf
10.) 01 Alero is the best translator

my bad!!! hahaha

Yeah too bad she didn't have a 2-way with her then she would have known that we were trying to get her to the front. I was trying to tell her (and rush her up there), I guess she thought I wanted to race. I aint manwhore! LMAO
-Smurf-