well he was back on the 3rd...dont be shy man, we're only messing around here...

:lol: @ this thread...the newb is going to think that we are all:drunk:

snozberries??? I was going w/the 1st definition of the Willie Wonka one! But you guys are hilarious. I had enjoyment reading this whole thread for the last like 20mins. I can't wait till I can do a burn out like the one who posted the video.

heh, better get hot with building it then. It's not gonna fall in your lap

buy a turbo or supercharge and punch it

all thats gonna do is hurt your hand lol

^^lmfao^^

:popcorn: Where can I buy tickets I wanna watch!

well i don't know bout u guys but i just simple turn traction off and punch the gas in first :):):) hahaha

Epic Bump!

another noobzombie bringing threads back from the dead..

holy sheit my bad didn't read the date. i'm a nOOb but i'll grow out of it.... eventually... lol hahah :)

dont worry about it.. Every noob does it right away. Hence "noobzombie" if you continue doing it youll be dubbed "nubzombie"

Just think about it though, to a noob, EVERY question is a new question. :drunk:

Burnouts.... see here for more info.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bu...nal/1708112688

This is really good...

e-brake + motor oil on the front tires + 1st gear + gas pedal smashed to the floor = a trip to the tire shop to buy new tires, because they will boil smoke

forget bleach, water, even nail polish remover (ive seen it used..)

motor oil burnout smokes the most, and if you dont believe me, i'll make a video.. im getting new tires soon anyways :coolio:

it's also flammable

whooooshhhhhhOH SHIT aghhhhhh..shhhhhBOOOM

Why don't you just rent a smoke machine and take a picture that way it look as if it was a burn out.

the last post in this thread was 8 months ago

n00b zombie

oh damn!

houston we have another one...

LMFAO. 2 n00bs bring back the thread from the DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

Im gonna write this down in a planner.... I am going to bring back this thread in another year (if someone hasn't done so already).

This thread shall FOREVER live on!:lol:

oh mai......this is awful... the most pointless thread back in 2006! now its even more pointless.. who would want to even try a burnout whith their car anyway? it proves nothing and just harms your car an tires..

like i said a long time ago in this thread, i think the guy tried one of the first few suggestions and died

hence this is his first only post lol

R.I.P The Burnout Alero King

god help whomever he was..

you all probably hurt his feel goods.

1) Simply go out get in car, apply e-brake, drop er in first and start applying gas till tires start spinning and reving out, then shift it up slowly while dropping e-brake...2)(my favourite alero burnout but costs you bearings:))...find a decent hill and come to a stop half way up. apply ebarake, downshift-it and get-on-er,while at 5000 or so shift into 2nd then 3rd while dropping e-brake...by time you get to top of hill whole car is filled with smoke you have left a 150ft-er..and after smokes leaves car and you can see,while in "D", just get on it quick and tired are so warm they instantly light up....

tray slide , that got me good smoke lol

tray slide?.

ugh noobs

you realize how old this thread is and how ridiculous it's gotten?

not till after i was looking around. and yes this is a pointless thread(why not deleted),and you never awnsered the question to this noob..tray slide?

Don't go on a delition spree, sometimes we all need a good lol

putting mcdonald's food trays under your rear tires and driving around.

rear tires slide.

No idea why but reading this thread an episode of pimp my ride came to mind and I don't care enough to google it but. How much do those tires that put off that pink smoke cost? I'm sure it's so much more than it would be worth for the HUGE laugh it would get. (Although it would make a good gag to put some on your buddy car...)

dont we all need a good lol.and by the sounds of what a tray slide is im LMFAO..like what would posses someone to want to put mc.rooster trays under tires...like what it accomplish..