Who wants to room up at ASS 13? Few requirements
 

Ok so anybody who's been around me at ASS knows its safer to room with me than against me. So I have to choose a bunk mate carefully. If you fit these qualifications, we can talk.

* You aren't shy around women
* You aren't shy around women (yes i know the amod crew so i mentioned it twice)
* You don't sleep early. Late night debauchery is the best.
* You know guy code...nothing else needs to be said.
* You have a creative mind, because there is so little time and so many opportunities.
* You are not some lunatic who's gonna steal my kidneys mid night.
* You aren't shy, I can't deal with quiet people.
* Last but not least, you wanna be able to go back home with some of the best stories from the final ASS.


Some examples, Scott, do you have the vids from the room break in a few years ago? You know, the one where we got the door slammed in our face and somebody went into hiding.

I'd bunk with ya. I'm not sure I want to rely on Eric to pay us all back in one year for the rooms he owes us lol. That just seems like a bad idea lol. Besides, if you need a partner in crime... I have an honest face; nobody suspects me.

oh the cherrington vid........i'll look.

maybe some beer guns this year..........lol

Everyone watch your extra key card as a warning......LOL

ill pass, to old for that bullshit

I like the cut of your jib sir. Its the innocent ones that have the best luck
:lol: :lol: I even gave the wrong name and they still gave me one

ahh Cherrington, he was so pissed

omg, i completely forgot about the beer guns, and the grade school baseball team that got hosed. :lol: i bet their parents were pissed
to old my ass, dude im 31 now. Besides, if we can get enough to come out this year, maybe we'll get 1 more ass out of it. :scpimp:

ahhhh memories.

Just don't do breaking out in Barbara Streisand songs or you are banned from ASS.

Where is your sense of adventure Scott? He can't help it if he's got a little drag queen in there somewhere.

Im down I have a best wingman trophy for 2012 and im not creepy. If you wanna pull some v. Im your best bet.


Ill buy a second room for the rest of you fags

Plus I will have an import buddy

hahahahahahahahahaha

yeah you better buy a second room!!!!!!! lol he has a gf, careful i might run and tell jenna ;)

Im not gotting any v there im just gonna pass it out.

She is def my new fav actress. Telling the media she took a shot before the Oscars....perfect!

Guy code fail brotha

total joke lol wouldnt do that.

If you did, you don't realize the target that you'd paint :lol:

You must know know sleepy. Hes a total roosterblock

Your banned from ASS for calling me Scot.

Haha banned for life.. thats much an insult