burnout
 

does anyone know how to do a burnout

drive to like 50 mph and throw ur car in reverse

^^^ Lol

lmao this guy

lol

rev it up till you hit the rev limiter and then drop it in neutral

find a wall to hold your car still, drive up to it carefully and slowly press your bumper to the wall....then punch the gas.

make sure you start with the car in 3rd gear so you dont hurt your tranny.

You need a friend to do this. The wall method doesn't work as well. tell the friend to place both hands firmly on each side of the olds emblem on the front of the car. Then, hit the "ets off" button by your shifter. Then, place car in neutral, till you hit the rev limiter, when you reach rev limiter, quickly throw the car in D. Instant burnout :)

hahahaha omfg this is too funny

you guys are too damn funny...

If you do it AT THE TRACK they have a wet down area for burnouts.

lmao what is this crap you guys are saying?

hahaha its not serious burg...its the idea of a joke...you could also run a chain from the back of your car to a cement pole and attempt to pull the pole out of the ground

You left out a major part, make absoloutly sure to tie the chain around the rear axle

i like how bartram has the only serious response

speaking from experience, nothing on a car will hold long enough to do a burnout

omg this is the funniest thing I have read on this site...

Roll the rear tires over something (high curb or speed bump) set e-brake, put car in "1", slowly push the gas

thats b/c none of us will justify this question with a serious response...Jab is true, the only place to do this is at the track

Maybe, but if he tries one of these half assed ideas, it could be a lot worse, esp the one where two friends hold the car back from the front

haha...oh wait, what about putting bleach on the ground under the tires for extra smoke...LOL

what rear axle?

Bleach? Paint thinner works MUCH better.

Keep coming back to read some of the shit you guys come up with...very entertaining.

I just hope the misguided soul who originally asked the question doesn't actuially try some of these things, especially the ones involving a friend...

Just be glad you are not his friend...I dont think you are???

Nope. My friends have enough sense to

A) Figure out how to do a burnout
B) Know not to do a burnout outside the track

plus.....i really dont think a stock alero has the ability to do so (well an auto may not but not sure about the manual)

sat you suck...mine does burnouts with a burnt out clutch...just yank the ebrake and give'r

No, A stock alero can definatly pull a nice burnout. I can't tell you how many times I've chirped tires pulling out of my driveway, or on a wetter day, pulling a full burnout on my street.

Correction to above post: Make sure it's your mom that holds the car back....that's for bringing someone like this into the world...

Haha, my auto does small burnouts with a crappy e-brake...

this poor n00b is going to go nuts when he comes back to read this...

lol...no offence to him but,

ask a stupid question, get stupid answers

from stupid people


oooooooooo burnt all of ya ha

owned LOL

jon you answered him too arsehole, so you burned yourself there

I like the mother idea, but the father gets off scott free? i think the best results is to have one on each side.

no i didnt, i commented on bartram's post being the serious one. durrr de durrr. you must have been sitting in on some of brad's special ed classes and they rubbed off on ya. :)

perhaps...oh well