What I learned at Ass 2009
 

1) There is enough tools in trunks to utilize a 2 bay mechanic shop

2) Adria, poor Adria. I bet her legs are sore.

3) Smurf and Cherry are mobile audio installers (Did a Head Unit and rerouted a power wire).

4) Cherry has diarrhea of the mouth in person much like the post whoring on here.

:lol:

All in good fun really.

I only heard on negative thing out of anyone during my day long visit.

Outside of that good times.

every year the parking lot turns into a repair bay. its nuts. the audio work wasn't that bad... but necessary.


and i KEEP TELLING EVERYONE. what you think i am on here.. is the same in person. no-one believes me until they find out for themselves. its true. I talk, I'm cordial, I'm some what polite, and REALLY sarcastic (in a funny way)



What I learned:
1) Ion is a mountain, a big..fat... mountain.
2) Everyone can take a joke, and has a great time.
3) Hooters doesn't hire hooters anymore
4) The front desk ignoring Mo... is like ants pissing off a bear.
...i'll do more later.

Ha I had to fix my post. Evidently I misspelled "diarrhea" and my browser put it to some other word Ive never heard before... lol

Its true. Our dear Cherry speaks his mind and doesnt hold anything back I could see.

I wasnt there as long as others. Therefore I didnt learn as much.

^^ I was wondering what dihanna was...LOL.......but though im think up my list...i got tons of stuff to do on here..put up pics, vote in polls, etc

1 if ur credit card goes missin look in ur shoe

2 adria and cherry are exactly as they are here, cool as hell... as is evryone else

3 01aleros translation skillz effin pwns

4 eye pimples is lethal LOL

5 when scotts wife is pissed back TFU or else

6 the ac wont try to cuddle... thats for u smurf lol

1. random black people love ass

2. bodyman dont wash his car caused it primered

3. busting ass at ass is a ritual

4. your not touching scotts effing rims
............more to come

hahaha I wish I was there Thursday to see all that

it was kinda scary.... espicially when people kept blasting their stereos to show off for the random new people. :glare: :facepalm:

5) tiki rules
6) I stole bdyman's shifter. (oops)
7) Everyone has a great sense of humor. I'll thank you all for that, and for not whooping my ass, when you don't understand my own humor. :lol: like asking saint to NOT steal my wallet... and him immediately telling me, he already did. :emotlol:
8) I've seen forest fires that don't produce as much smoke as a room with papasmurf, Oldsman and bdyman
9) Coming back is always 300% quicker then going to Lansing
10) For anyone who think bdyman is intimidating, you haven't seen Old's Wife w/o ice. :ninja:
11) Papasmurf is a crazy mofo. His insanity is contagious, and hilarious
12) When you need to stuff a body in a trunk... no-one has their keys, or room left.
13) Street racing is illegal, but even the president endorses vandalism. (and contributes)
14) The amount of energy drinks consumed by bdyman and papasmurf, in one day, could power a small city.
15) (found out on the way home) Monster energy and powerbars get me hyper for like... 4hrs.


16) Aleromod has some of the most well rounded, fun people to chill with... ever. Thanks for the great time everyone. Anyone who is second guessing it, just show up for at least 1 day. You'll have a blast.

hummmm what did i learn........
1. cherrington i want my shifter back or send money or else
2. manwhore is not playing with a full deck
3. araon (01alero) is a freakin funny dude, and a great translator
4. go karts kick ass
5. rain on my car makes me mad
6. advil is my friend

1. i CAN fit in papasmurf's trunk.
2. heineck is NOT mexican, though he may look like it if you look at his license.
3. iphones are very helpful when trying to find hooters, and for getting around accidents that close the highway for 4 hours!
4. everyone on here is crazy, including myself, and i love it.
5. i can apparently change colors over the course of a day.

probably more to come.

irish to mulato isn't a color change... its a race change! :eek:

1) I enjoy stuffing Alerogirl in peoples trunks.
2) Oldswife still loves me.
3) Heinecke is from Mexifornia and a Pirate.
4) I hate Oldsmans friend Wolfe from Minnesota.
5) Oldsman can get me wet










(In a Go Kart) and revenge will be sweet.

6) Bdyman actually does drink once in a while, never go to your room before everyone else on the last night, you will miss so much.
7) I have now grown fond of Tiki's
8) No matter how cloudy it is you will still get sunburn.
9) Manwhore likes to spin his hat around his head until it makes me dizzy and wears the same clothes several days in a row.
10)When Cherrington dies it will be from electricution, he enjoys playing with wires to much.
11)Redog's kid is to cute, it can't be his.
12)Alerosaint's nipples burn sometimes and he is not a Tiger Woods clone.
13)Zol is still quiet in person.
14)01Alero should be a comedian for a living and should be sponsored by Minute Maid.
15)PapaSmurf loves initating DollY Parton.

13. Redog doesn't like cones
12. go-karts and water don't mix
11. gokarts can turn into mariocart real quick
10. Pappasmurf has a V-4
9. Bdyman can do a sexual tiki
8. Everyone loves Auntie Patty
7. Bdyman's car uses tampons
6. TNAlero can pullout stop signs
5. The newspaper and news channel loves Aleros
4. 01 Alero's car is sponsored by sunkist
3. Ion C2 can run very fast
2. Papasmurf actually sounds like Pappasmurf and you need 01 Alero to translate
1. Lowrider people don't like being beat at their own game by bring all their group to help win a contest

6. don't blow a tire going down the interstate or this could happen.....


http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/sto...-crash189.html

meanwhile we have our own car show going on in the middle of the interstate.

ha, probably true. it would have entertained us for a little while at least!

Things I learned:
1) Bdymans work is as good as he says....(no b/s)
2) Old's Wife could scare the white off of a ghost by only saying a few words and giving a certain look.
3) We have some of the coolest people to hang out with on aleromod.
4) My car could be sponsored by many companies. to name a few - sunkist, minute maid, florida oranges, and nike (basketball).
5) 99alerogirl is definitely small enough to fit in trunks.
6) Go-cart #20 blows and doesn't go fast at all.
7) 19 holes of Putt Putt can take a LONG time and misquitos in michigan try to kill you.
8) Translating can be very lucrative if anybody actually makes their damn payment!
9) Tiki face can be intimidating or just funny, you make the call.
10) I actually learned that I am funny to others and not just myself lol...
11) Ion's seats are not FGA approved (FGA = Fat Guy Assoc.) and finding the firewall just wasn't an option for him lol...
12) Did I mention something about oranges......maybe....
13) I give mad respect to Heiny and Alerosaint for making the trip from CA. That is true aleromod dedication!
14) Manwhore....what to say.......I dont have much to say but I know he will....
15) Cherrington spews anything out of his mouth without restrain, yet doesn't really have any recourse on his actions. But really, who cares lol...

maybe I will come up with more later but A.S.S. was a blast and I WILL be going again next year. Couldn't ask for a better bunch of friends.

not just anything... it all has purpose.. and its to get laughs.

and it always did. :lol:



i'm not nearly this bad in school/at work..etc. I just know you guys could take it,and had the same sense of humor as me. (after a small breaking in period, where i was initally watching what i was saying)

Well I didn't sweat at all so my clothes smelled fine so.. not really a need to change, and I changed my Boxers if that makes it any better!


I also learned that Burning nipples can be a real pain, and that bodyman has a v4 with 2 20 pound nos tanks in back.

Maybe a little better, but not doing much justice there... But do what you do I suppose.... :ninja:

7. i'm a lucky lucky girl. i win the good stuff!

Spoiled!

LMAO................all for $19,000 and no doors

i like that I'll think about it! hahahaha that guy was clueless

15. Heineck is not mexican or PR or anything else. HE IS GERMAN damn it!!!
14. Everyone loved Auntie Patty
13. Chrysler products make great play pens
13. Little Redog (Adam) is sooo cute and what a great baby!
12. People are scared of me, I don't know why!?!
11. The hotel was great to us except the girls at the desk. Don't worry I will take care of that situation!
10. Smurf has a V4.
9. Bdyman has no doors
8. Advantage salesman suck!!!!! Auntie Patty will handle them.
7. Our sponors were awesome as always
6. Coleman grills rock
5. Seeing 19 Alero's driving everywhere is awesome!
4. Green glowsticks can amuse people! Right Bdyman?
3. Moster garage commeced again at A.S.S 09. Not too bad though
2. Cherrington loves elevator music
1. The Alero community is a great bunch of people. Funny as hell and it just doesn't seem like the weekend is long enough!

What I learned would be apply more sunscreen damm

Usually I start this thread, but that's OK

1. The Former Hloiday Inn of Lansing really took care of us this year
2. Man Whore doesn't know how to shut the eff up
3. zOL is still too damn quiet
4. Hooters girls love Adam
5. Adrida is jealous of Papa Smurf's tits
6. Aaron placed with Brent's old car, something Brent could NEVER do LOL
7. Michigan weather forcasters suck
8. 2 girls that work at the front desk of the hotel are probably looking for new jobs today
9. Getting a ride in the 1905 Curved Dash is awesome
10. Man Whore gets the fastest Go Kart, and gets lapped 2 times by the slowest and spins himself out

you didn't even hear the REAL playlist... i have actual elevator music on there. :lol:

i learned
that a car that sits for 3yrs can make a 4hour drive with a fresh tune-up
manwhore is........well manwhore
ionc2 and brent look ALLOT alike
never stay in a parking lot at the wee hours of the morning unless you want a c@ck rubbed on your car
old people are annoying, especially when the sun is cooking my fat ass

thats all i got right now

please explain number 8....That sounds like a good story!!

we wanted ice... they refused to help, and were dismissive.

not to mention, they were rude to a couple other members. For reasons unknown, they were REALLY helpful with me....

they thought you were sexy!

not only were they polite, but they BOTH stopped reading, held eye contact, called ken for me (after telling me they couldn't tell me his room number) and then a few days later, one of them opened my room since my key was dead.

i guess i'm special. :lol:



so i guess send anyone, then, the young charming guy in to ask for something... then our group pitbull, Mo.


the ladder of efficiency. :lol:

IMHO they probably felt bad for our dear Cherry. Thus the prompt help.

ask zol. We were in and out, very helpful (and hott) girls.

meh, i give the one a 4... and the other a 6.

we might not all be talking about the same ones, too. :lol:

(the one letting me into my room only gets points, due to tight pants, and accidentally dropping the card infront of me, then picking it up) maybe shes clumsy.. maybe it was on purpose. i don't know or care.

What I learned at ASS 09:

1. I have the ONLY V4 in the Aleromod community (and it keeps up with the V6's).

2. I can sell BDYMAN's car for 10,000 dollars more than he is asking (long day driving and not enough sleep, along with a dumbshit trying to buy it helped)

3. I look like the Joker from the batman movies.

4. "my glowstick and me" ROTFLMAO

5. Bdyman doesn't "want to effing dance."

6. Mo has a tail, horns, and speaks in tonuge if she doesn't get what she wants. LMAO those poor front desk clerks. They should have at least acknowledged the fact that Heineck and I were standing there.

7. Adria fits in the back of my trunk. (cause everyone else has too much crap in the back of theirs.) That's where I keep all the bodies, LOL

8. The Tiki impression can be sexual sounding, aawwwwwwwwwwwww. ROTF

9. Heineck likes having sex with Air conditioners cause they dont want to cuddle afterwards. THanks for the laughs all the way from the lobby till about 5-10 minutes after we got into the room on the 2nd floor. It was EPIC!

10. Heineck wants my car but is scared of the suspension. Yall should have seen him racing my car through an empty parking lot at the Lansing Mall while I was getting starbucks.

11. Auntie Patty likes to charge $15.01 for a carriers fee for getting someone else coffee. LMAO, it's all good. You can bring me coffee anyday, lol.

12. "Auntie Patty" can be an overabused phrase if coming from someone who atteneded ASS 09. LOL

13. 21 Aleros rolling into Homecoming will even turn the heads of the other 5 alero owners (non-members of aleromod.com).

14. Petie (tnalero), Adria/ Jon (99Alerogirl), Aaron (01alero), Dave, and "harry" (xxxManwhorexxx) are the funniest group of peope to caravan with, except manwhore talks too damn much.

15. Arriving to the hotel, rolling 6 aleros deep, with Blue LEDs will get you pointed out as "That's that eff'er Smurf." LMAO

It was a great time had by all and I really enjoyed myself. As stated to most, I already plan on being at ASS '10 next year. Even if I am bringing the Mustang and my wife and son.

-Smurf-


16. Cherrington17 has the same mentality as me when it comes to humor and is easy to get along with.

17. Will2K is freaking hilarious and not as quiet as everyone thinks, just well reserved. Dont worry buddy, you can play putt-putt with me anytime (even though you like "gay putt-putt) LMAO

Papa smurf... I am so sorry! Blame Old's wife for rushing me :)!

It's all good, you even got the drink wrong. I asked for a venti mocha (the hot one) and received a mocha frappacino (the cold one). I drank it even tho I froxe my nuts off all the way to homecoming.
It's all good tho, I wouldn't want ANYONE else to go get it for me and would deffinitely give you 20 bucks again if you were to get me coffee the next time, you were nice enough to go get it. I was just too tired this past weekend. I think that going to bed at 0530- 0600 every morning and waking up anywhere between 0800-0920 the same day. Everyday was a HILARIOUS learning experience for everyone.
If yall go to ASS and don't laugh (all day, every day) or learn something, you are as boring and retarded as AleroRacing. ROTFLMAO
-Smurf-