Who wants to room up at ASS 13? Few requirements
 

Ok so anybody who's been around me at ASS knows its safer to room with me than against me. So I have to choose a bunk mate carefully. If you fit these qualifications, we can talk.

* You aren't shy around women
* You aren't shy around women (yes i know the amod crew so i mentioned it twice)
* You don't sleep early. Late night debauchery is the best.
* You know guy code...nothing else needs to be said.
* You have a creative mind, because there is so little time and so many opportunities.
* You are not some lunatic who's gonna steal my kidneys mid night.
* You aren't shy, I can't deal with quiet people.
* Last but not least, you wanna be able to go back home with some of the best stories from the final ASS.


Some examples, Scott, do you have the vids from the room break in a few years ago? You know, the one where we got the door slammed in our face and somebody went into hiding.

I'd bunk with ya. I'm not sure I want to rely on Eric to pay us all back in one year for the rooms he owes us lol. That just seems like a bad idea lol. Besides, if you need a partner in crime... I have an honest face; nobody suspects me.

oh the cherrington vid........i'll look.

maybe some beer guns this year..........lol

Everyone watch your extra key card as a warning......LOL

ill pass, to old for that bullshit

I like the cut of your jib sir. Its the innocent ones that have the best luck
:lol: :lol: I even gave the wrong name and they still gave me one

ahh Cherrington, he was so pissed

omg, i completely forgot about the beer guns, and the grade school baseball team that got hosed. :lol: i bet their parents were pissed
to old my ass, dude im 31 now. Besides, if we can get enough to come out this year, maybe we'll get 1 more ass out of it. :scpimp:

ahhhh memories.

Just don't do breaking out in Barbara Streisand songs or you are banned from ASS.

Where is your sense of adventure Scott? He can't help it if he's got a little drag queen in there somewhere.

Im down I have a best wingman trophy for 2012 and im not creepy. If you wanna pull some v. Im your best bet.


Ill buy a second room for the rest of you fags

Plus I will have an import buddy

hahahahahahahahahaha

yeah you better buy a second room!!!!!!! lol he has a gf, careful i might run and tell jenna ;)

Im not gotting any v there im just gonna pass it out.

She is def my new fav actress. Telling the media she took a shot before the Oscars....perfect!

Guy code fail brotha

total joke lol wouldnt do that.

If you did, you don't realize the target that you'd paint :lol:

You must know know sleepy. Hes a total roosterblock

Your banned from ASS for calling me Scot.

Haha banned for life.. thats much an insult

My 4 year old son will be with me. Break into my room for some stupid shit, I'm breaking your nose.

Fair Warning ;)

How much is a room for the night?

It will depend on when you get it, how many people you have, what group rate is worked out...right now for the host hotel on expedia it is around 70-80 average per night depending on how many you say will be in the room

righttttttt

Adam is at the perfect height for an awesome groin shot to whomever tries to get in.

Okay, I have money for a room. I can't afford one for myself. hah

Right here is why Scot can't get a lower rate on the rooms.

By booking a room some other way, you are not in the block of rooms, thus the rate does not go down for us as a whole. If people just booked a room in the Aleromod block starting years ago, it would be equal to the AAA rate

:lol: oh come on, you both are old and like to sword fight with putters

Pfft, who you think is gonna help let us in, I'm sure the kid would love to help our cause :coolio:

lol... Good thinkin Kenny! Maybe I should bring Sophie?

if i were going i'd be down.

So its official me and silent are rooming

God help us all!!

I wasn't saying I would book that way, I am still waiting to see what happens, however I had to look to figure for budgeting purposes and someone asked so I posted what I knew...Depending on what the block rate is I would rather be in a grouping with everyone anyways, however both me and my friends will not have a lot of excess funds so I can't afford much more.

Me personally I can't sleep with other people like that.

But I can deff hang out in the room while you all are messing around .

im not crazy like most of the guys hahaha im just there to hang out. have a good time without the mayhem ;)

so you just wanna watch?:lol: :awesome:

Gonna beat off in the corner?

No, that's your job. I'll be the one making the pornos to upload on Alerodriversgonewild.com so you can remember the hot bitches and spank off again and again while I profit off your stroking through the google ads I will place throughout the site.

Plus I'll stay in touch with Sleepy to know what car parts you need for your Alero and your Honda, that way I can tailor the ads so you will actually click on them. :p

They call him Manwhore for a reason.

The only one that does stupid shit is Silent. He does manage to get a few sheep every time he shows up at an Alero event