What I learned at Ass 2009
 

1) There is enough tools in trunks to utilize a 2 bay mechanic shop

2) Adria, poor Adria. I bet her legs are sore.

3) Smurf and Cherry are mobile audio installers (Did a Head Unit and rerouted a power wire).

4) Cherry has diarrhea of the mouth in person much like the post whoring on here.

:lol:

All in good fun really.

I only heard on negative thing out of anyone during my day long visit.

Outside of that good times.

every year the parking lot turns into a repair bay. its nuts. the audio work wasn't that bad... but necessary.


and i KEEP TELLING EVERYONE. what you think i am on here.. is the same in person. no-one believes me until they find out for themselves. its true. I talk, I'm cordial, I'm some what polite, and REALLY sarcastic (in a funny way)



What I learned:
1) Ion is a mountain, a big..fat... mountain.
2) Everyone can take a joke, and has a great time.
3) Hooters doesn't hire hooters anymore
4) The front desk ignoring Mo... is like ants pissing off a bear.
...i'll do more later.

Ha I had to fix my post. Evidently I misspelled "diarrhea" and my browser put it to some other word Ive never heard before... lol

Its true. Our dear Cherry speaks his mind and doesnt hold anything back I could see.

I wasnt there as long as others. Therefore I didnt learn as much.

^^ I was wondering what dihanna was...LOL.......but though im think up my list...i got tons of stuff to do on here..put up pics, vote in polls, etc

1 if ur credit card goes missin look in ur shoe

2 adria and cherry are exactly as they are here, cool as hell... as is evryone else

3 01aleros translation skillz effin pwns

4 eye pimples is lethal LOL

5 when scotts wife is pissed back TFU or else

6 the ac wont try to cuddle... thats for u smurf lol

1. random black people love ass

2. bodyman dont wash his car caused it primered

3. busting ass at ass is a ritual

4. your not touching scotts effing rims
............more to come

hahaha I wish I was there Thursday to see all that

it was kinda scary.... espicially when people kept blasting their stereos to show off for the random new people. :glare: :facepalm:

5) tiki rules
6) I stole bdyman's shifter. (oops)
7) Everyone has a great sense of humor. I'll thank you all for that, and for not whooping my ass, when you don't understand my own humor. :lol: like asking saint to NOT steal my wallet... and him immediately telling me, he already did. :emotlol:
8) I've seen forest fires that don't produce as much smoke as a room with papasmurf, Oldsman and bdyman
9) Coming back is always 300% quicker then going to Lansing
10) For anyone who think bdyman is intimidating, you haven't seen Old's Wife w/o ice. :ninja:
11) Papasmurf is a crazy mofo. His insanity is contagious, and hilarious
12) When you need to stuff a body in a trunk... no-one has their keys, or room left.
13) Street racing is illegal, but even the president endorses vandalism. (and contributes)
14) The amount of energy drinks consumed by bdyman and papasmurf, in one day, could power a small city.
15) (found out on the way home) Monster energy and powerbars get me hyper for like... 4hrs.


16) Aleromod has some of the most well rounded, fun people to chill with... ever. Thanks for the great time everyone. Anyone who is second guessing it, just show up for at least 1 day. You'll have a blast.

hummmm what did i learn........
1. cherrington i want my shifter back or send money or else
2. manwhore is not playing with a full deck
3. araon (01alero) is a freakin funny dude, and a great translator
4. go karts kick ass
5. rain on my car makes me mad
6. advil is my friend

1. i CAN fit in papasmurf's trunk.
2. heineck is NOT mexican, though he may look like it if you look at his license.
3. iphones are very helpful when trying to find hooters, and for getting around accidents that close the highway for 4 hours!
4. everyone on here is crazy, including myself, and i love it.
5. i can apparently change colors over the course of a day.

probably more to come.

irish to mulato isn't a color change... its a race change! :eek:

1) I enjoy stuffing Alerogirl in peoples trunks.
2) Oldswife still loves me.
3) Heinecke is from Mexifornia and a Pirate.
4) I hate Oldsmans friend Wolfe from Minnesota.
5) Oldsman can get me wet










(In a Go Kart) and revenge will be sweet.

6) Bdyman actually does drink once in a while, never go to your room before everyone else on the last night, you will miss so much.
7) I have now grown fond of Tiki's
8) No matter how cloudy it is you will still get sunburn.
9) Manwhore likes to spin his hat around his head until it makes me dizzy and wears the same clothes several days in a row.
10)When Cherrington dies it will be from electricution, he enjoys playing with wires to much.
11)Redog's kid is to cute, it can't be his.
12)Alerosaint's nipples burn sometimes and he is not a Tiger Woods clone.
13)Zol is still quiet in person.
14)01Alero should be a comedian for a living and should be sponsored by Minute Maid.
15)PapaSmurf loves initating DollY Parton.

13. Redog doesn't like cones
12. go-karts and water don't mix
11. gokarts can turn into mariocart real quick
10. Pappasmurf has a V-4
9. Bdyman can do a sexual tiki
8. Everyone loves Auntie Patty
7. Bdyman's car uses tampons
6. TNAlero can pullout stop signs
5. The newspaper and news channel loves Aleros
4. 01 Alero's car is sponsored by sunkist
3. Ion C2 can run very fast
2. Papasmurf actually sounds like Pappasmurf and you need 01 Alero to translate
1. Lowrider people don't like being beat at their own game by bring all their group to help win a contest

6. don't blow a tire going down the interstate or this could happen.....


http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/sto...-crash189.html

meanwhile we have our own car show going on in the middle of the interstate.

ha, probably true. it would have entertained us for a little while at least!

Things I learned:
1) Bdymans work is as good as he says....(no b/s)
2) Old's Wife could scare the white off of a ghost by only saying a few words and giving a certain look.
3) We have some of the coolest people to hang out with on aleromod.
4) My car could be sponsored by many companies. to name a few - sunkist, minute maid, florida oranges, and nike (basketball).
5) 99alerogirl is definitely small enough to fit in trunks.
6) Go-cart #20 blows and doesn't go fast at all.
7) 19 holes of Putt Putt can take a LONG time and misquitos in michigan try to kill you.
8) Translating can be very lucrative if anybody actually makes their damn payment!
9) Tiki face can be intimidating or just funny, you make the call.
10) I actually learned that I am funny to others and not just myself lol...
11) Ion's seats are not FGA approved (FGA = Fat Guy Assoc.) and finding the firewall just wasn't an option for him lol...
12) Did I mention something about oranges......maybe....
13) I give mad respect to Heiny and Alerosaint for making the trip from CA. That is true aleromod dedication!
14) Manwhore....what to say.......I dont have much to say but I know he will....
15) Cherrington spews anything out of his mouth without restrain, yet doesn't really have any recourse on his actions. But really, who cares lol...

maybe I will come up with more later but A.S.S. was a blast and I WILL be going again next year. Couldn't ask for a better bunch of friends.

not just anything... it all has purpose.. and its to get laughs.

and it always did. :lol:



i'm not nearly this bad in school/at work..etc. I just know you guys could take it,and had the same sense of humor as me. (after a small breaking in period, where i was initally watching what i was saying)

Well I didn't sweat at all so my clothes smelled fine so.. not really a need to change, and I changed my Boxers if that makes it any better!


I also learned that Burning nipples can be a real pain, and that bodyman has a v4 with 2 20 pound nos tanks in back.

Maybe a little better, but not doing much justice there... But do what you do I suppose.... :ninja: