[Oldsnut]

1) I enjoy stuffing Alerogirl in peoples trunks.
2) Oldswife still loves me.
3) Heinecke is from Mexifornia and a Pirate.
4) I hate Oldsmans friend Wolfe from Minnesota.
5) Oldsman can get me wet










(In a Go Kart) and revenge will be sweet.

6) Bdyman actually does drink once in a while, never go to your room before everyone else on the last night, you will miss so much.
7) I have now grown fond of Tiki's
8) No matter how cloudy it is you will still get sunburn.
9) Manwhore likes to spin his hat around his head until it makes me dizzy and wears the same clothes several days in a row.
10)When Cherrington dies it will be from electricution, he enjoys playing with wires to much.
11)Redog's kid is to cute, it can't be his.
12)Alerosaint's nipples burn sometimes and he is not a Tiger Woods clone.
13)Zol is still quiet in person.
14)01Alero should be a comedian for a living and should be sponsored by Minute Maid.
15)PapaSmurf loves initating DollY Parton.