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My belt/pulley/something is squealing after putting on a new alternator. Why does everything have to go wrong right before ASS? I think I'll drive it that way to ASS. I just won't be going to the homecoming with it.
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"If the author of the Declaration of Independence were to utter such a sentiment today, the Post Office Department could exclude him from the mail, grand juries could indict him for sedition and criminal syndicalism, legislative committees could seize his private papers ... and United States Senators would be clamoring for his deportation that he... should be sent back to live with the rest of the terrorists." - Frank I. Cobb
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