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Old 05-16-2012, 10:50 AM   #484
fisdad
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Originally Posted by jawa View Post
well my ahoe boss wont let me have off, guess ill be looking for a new job when i get back from ass because Im still coming regardless

Um... this is where you look up obituaries about 3 days in advance... find someone not far from where we're going with your last name if possible and make up a story of a relative who died. They can't prove it, and they won't fire you for leave under the circumstances.
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My screen name should be changed to Jizzdaddy. I was anally raped by flying monkeys and loved it. I promise to never threaten anyones daughters again because I know it will result in my ahoe being severely widened. - Did Andy just say that he wants to fk my ahoe... ewww. Sorry old man, but you're not my type.
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