...several... not seven.
you said you checked your fuse blocks (driver and passanger) did you check the one under the hood too?
I'd start with the center console and gauges, since there are a bunch of bulbs that are easy to find. and luckily, they are all powered by gray wires. so it'll make your life a little easier.
to find what your tracing, you can check my thread "short tracing" i just had a similar problem, that... kinda went a way on its own.
while i mention that, also try tightening the bolts on the clear plastic covers, on the fuse boxes. if one is loose, it might cause a short.